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    LMFAO! Montana TV Station Gets Emergency Zombie Alert!

    http://gawker.com/5983516/montana-tv...ium=socialflow

    Montana TV Station’s Emergency Alert System Hacked, Warns of Zombie Apocalypse

    An emergency alert interrupted Montana television viewers as they watched the Steve Wilkos Show Monday, and calmly informed them that "dead bodies are rising from their graves."

    The (clearly) bogus alert was quickly pulled off air and replaced with an apology from KRTV — the station that broadcast the message — both on air and online reading:

    Someone apparently hacked into the Emergency Alert System and announced on KRTV and the CW that "dead bodies are rising from their graves" in several Montana counties.

    This message did not originate from KRTV, and there is no emergency.

    Our engineers are investigating to determine what happened and if it affected other media outlets.

    While several questions remain (Who did this? How? Was it viral marketing for The Walking Dead?) one is definitely clear: the dead of Great Falls, Montana are still dead and plan to stay that way for some time, something I think we can all agree is good news.

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    Well if Russia launches it's nukes, Great Falls, Montana is really fucked. With all the nuclear silos in that area it's a primary target.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...QEwAQ&dur=1758

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    Well if Russia launches it's nukes, Great Falls, Montana is really fucked. With all the nuclear silos in that area it's a primary target.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...QEwAQ&dur=1758

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    Steve Wilkos kinda looks like a zombie, so I can understand the confusion.

    Of course he isn't one..... because considering the "guests" on his show, he would absolutely starve to death if he were a zombie. Not a single brain to be found on that stage most of the time.
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    Well if Russia launches it's nukes, Great Falls, Montana is really fucked. With all the nuclear silos in that area it's a primary target.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...QEwAQ&dur=1758

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    Well if Russia launches it's nukes, Great Falls, Montana is really fucked. With all the nuclear silos in that area it's a primary target.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...QEwAQ&dur=1758

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