REPORT: =vh = to headline australian festival april 20-21

[big fatty]

You would prefer reading he fucked five Japanese prostitutes at the same time and then shot some fireworks out the window after he was done.

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Anything goes down under.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sca...-1226583650251

KM: Is there still that fire in the belly when you walk on stage?

DLR: That fire starts down around little Elvis long before it reaches the belly. Yeah, I named my dick. Actually I think it was Stacey who did. You think I'm kidding?

My fire starts long before we even start to rehearse let alone get to the stage. I collect music, like, by weight. There are still three Tower Record stores here, four floors of actual CDs, you can hold them in your hands like belt buckles. If I cup my hands I can pile CDs all the way up to my chin. I myself have four or five things I really love to listen to and I am able to investigate deeply into that here. I listen constantly and I sing and dance constantly. I chose this apartment because it has a cool wooden floor and with the right socks you can get a four-foot slide.

Stone Music Festival, ANZ Stadium; April 20 (Van Halen, Jimmy Barnes, Kings Of Chaos, The Living End and more) and April 21 (Billy Joel, Icehouse, Guy Sebastian, Lifehouse and more), ticketek.com.au, stonemusicfest.com

This interview kicks ass, just like a DLR interview. Dave actually gives some matter away from himself.
There's spice about "the rhythm section", his urge to travel is aimed at "the Van Halens" (which seems to be aimed at stirring something up), he confesses some notalgia about some Texan ex-g/friend called Stacey...

And maybe that sock sliding on wooden floor shows that Dave didn't kill the child inside. Of course he's a full grown-up and he's talking about a convenient floor for dance practice, but I feel - and it's most positive to me - that the recipe of his everlasting drive - and curiosity - could lie in the fact who he was as a kid might still be moving around inside him.

People say, once they've grown up, and so do I, "If only I had known back then what I know now", and it's like Dave acts on the contrary, taking advantage of all he knows with the part of childhood power he has been keeping inside him.

[ELVIS]

And maybe that sock sliding on wooden floor shows that Dave didn't kill the child inside.

I think it shows he still thinks flamboyant gay dancing is somehow cool...

Of course he's a full grown-up and he's talking about a convenient floor for dance practice, but I feel - and it's most positive to me - that the recipe of his everlasting drive - and curiosity - could lie in the fact who he was as a kid might still be moving around inside him.

Maybe you should get on the dancefloor and strut your stuff...

[DLR Bridge]

"I have one regret in showbiz - I didn't have the f ... kin' internet. I had to wait to get to New York to buy dance music, I had to wait to get to Texas to meet Stacey and buy country music. I had no idea what was going on in our backyard, until I was actually there. There's no bitterness about Van Halen's political ups and downs, there's no bitterness about "Gee, we could have made that record better". My bitterness is "Man, if I'd had that instrument to learn from, what we could have done?"

So why, when all the music world was blowing up and changing in the mid-nineties due to this wonderous thing called the Internet, did Dave not dive into it with the same attack as he did with the birth of MTV?

As cool as the Roth Show is now, it's really something I'm surprised he didnt do 15, 20 years ago.

[ELVIS]

Dave admitted to not being internet savy on his three month radio show...

I doubt Dave knew how to turn a computer on 15 years ago...

[DLR Bridge]

True, but he's got that pioneer ethic, like how he knew how to pounce on the media tool known as MTV and make it work for them rather than the other way around. He implies there was no www during the VH days and that's true, but it wasn't born yesterday, either. Dave's a renaissance man. I find it hard to believe he lacks savvy in anything.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

You damn mocker!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You damn mocker!

mock, mock, mockin' on heaven's door

[ZahZoo]

Dave admitted to not being internet savy on his three month radio show...

I doubt Dave knew how to turn a computer on 15 years ago...

Being internet "savvy" as one's ability to use it is one thing... Being internet aware is completely another. Dave had people around him that were internet savvy going back to 1998 or 99. That was a long time ago. Sales of music, tickets, merchandise, etc has been around at least a good decade plus.

I have a hard time buying into internet naivety of someone like Dave in the entertainment industry on several levels... when my 90 year old retired, truck driver father appears to knows more about the net than some global rock star 30+ years younger...

[Nickdfresh]

I think it shows he still thinks flamboyant gay dancing is somehow cool...

Maybe you should get on the dancefloor and strut your stuff...

If you actually saw him in concert, you bayou-dwelling cunt, you'd have seen his dancing was anything but "flamboyant". It's more like goofball minstrel or comic Vaudeville dancing form the 20's, and he doesn't take it very seriously...

[Jérôme Frenchise]

mock, mock, mockin' on heaven's door

Maybe it's just me seeing something of the child he used to be, still on in DLR.
I see it as something great to still have inside, anyway. The kid's drive.

As for the Internet, it's hard not to agree with Zah.

[ELVIS]

If you actually saw him in concert, you bayou-dwelling cunt, you'd have seen his dancing was anything but "flamboyant". It's more like goofball minstrel or comic Vaudeville dancing form the 20's, and he doesn't take it very seriously...

Shut up Dickdemod...

You're probably a dancing ferry yourself...

[ELVIS]

I have a hard time buying into internet naivety of someone like Dave in the entertainment industry on several levels...

I don't...

Dave didn't seem too interested in the internet for years and he expressed as much on his radio show...

When he finally did get a photo and art page up, it went unchanged and unmaintained for years...

[Nickdfresh]

Shut up Dickdemod...

You're probably a dancing ferry yourself...

Don't be "rediculous" El-dickhole. I don't really dance, but I've met guys that get more pussy by dancing than you've ever gotten...

You don't get down to some cajun creole Zydeco you silly little Swamp person you?

[ELVIS]

I've met guys that get more pussy by dancing than you've ever gotten...

And I'm supposed to be impressed by that, you flaming ferry ??

What a Dickforbrains...

[ELVIS]

You don't get down to some cajun creole Zydeco you silly little Swamp person you?

No, I watch other people...

[DLR Bridge]

I don't...

Dave didn't seem too interested in the internet for years and he expressed as much on his radio show...

When he finally did get a photo and art page up, it went unchanged and unmaintained for years...

Not to beat a dead horse but, that's where, "Man, if I'd had that instrument to learn from, what we could have done?" seems odd. I believe he said what he said on the radio show. It just doesn't jive with his present standpoint. No big D. It's not like the guy fell asleep behind the wheel for any other opportunities.

[Nickdfresh]

And I'm supposed to be impressed by that, you flaming ferry ??

What a Dickforbrains...

No. Just saying that you're a super homophobic, ex-nurse substance abuser who seems fixated on all things "ferry."

We can't all be "real me" like you, with church-sanctioned arranged marriages to sheltered virgins...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I have to agree with E to some extent though....

There were some times when his mannerisms on that damn dance floor looked eerily like Judy Garland...

And then again there were plenty of times where he wasn't.....

[Muchos En Fuego]

ex-nurse substance abuser

I find it hypocritical the same people who are calling for bannings for giving out personal info.... are the same people giving out the most personal info.

Here's a band-aid nickdmod....

To cover up all your melodramatic bullshit....

[LoungeMachine]

I find it hypocritical the same people who are calling for bannings for giving out personal info.... are the same people giving out the most personal info.

Here's a band-aid nickdmod....

To cover up all your melodramatic bullshit....

This from an ALIAS who gets drunk and cried all night about his "reputation" here.

STFU and leave this shit out of Main "warf", you fucking child.

Your extortion attempts won't work either.

[LoungeMachine]

To cover up all your melodramatic bullshit....

Oh, the irony.

[Muchos En Fuego]

This from an ALIAS who gets drunk and cried all night about his "reputation" here.

STFU and leave this shit out of Main "warf", you fucking child.

Your extortion attempts won't work either.

If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. Then punch yourself in the face for getting offended by stuff posted on the internet.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. Then punch yourself in the face for getting offended by stuff posted on the internet.

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[jhale667]

If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. I'm drunken racist coward.

Fixed. Now GTFO of main, loser!

[Zing!]

Oh, the irony.

I used to have a low irony count and had to take a supplement until I started coming here.

[private parts]

Don't be "rediculous" El-dickhole. I don't really dance, but I've met guys that get more pussy by dancing than you've ever gotten...

You don't get down to some cajun creole Zydeco you silly little Swamp person you?

Easy bro...have some respect for ELVIS. After all, Dave named his little "Longfellow" after him!

[ELVIS]

As well as being on Dave's elbow...

[Nickdfresh]

I find it hypocritical the same people who are calling for bannings for giving out personal info.... are the same people giving out the most personal info.

Here's a band-aid nickdmod....

To cover up all your melodramatic bullshit....

Fucking troll says what?

Hey Muchos Dickhead: He gave out that info out along time ago and has bragged about it on being an authority on health care and drugs. Would it be "personal info" if I mentioned that Elvira has stated he's such a bad ass guitarist in the past? Can you identify Elvis now? Do you know his name? I actually know his first name and there was a time when certain mods and posters called each other by their first names around here - before the Gunt Wars.

Secondly, when have I ever CALLED for a ban? Doucho En Fago, why don't you post with your original username?

[Nickdfresh]

If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. Then punch yourself in the face for getting offended by stuff posted on the internet.

Right after you apologize for turning into a giant fucking faggit after being dumped on the internet by a girl you never met. Here's some alcohol for your internet drama....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

before the Gunt Wars.

when were those? or are they continuing?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Right after you apologize for turning into a giant fucking faggit after being dumped on the internet by a girl you never met. Here's some alcohol for your internet drama....

bot...

[Nickdfresh]

when were those? or are they continuing?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, pete. The adults are talking...

LOL

Okay, that's really not true!

And yes, they are continuing, because mental-DWARF keeps cuntinuing. And oh yeah, dolts like you are always in tow throwing out little editorial quips...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, pete. The adults are talking...

LOL

Okay, that's really not true!

about what?

[ELVIS]

Hey Dickforbrains, do ferries wear boots ??

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, pete. The adults are talking...

LOL

Okay, that's really not true!

And yes, they are continuing, because mental-DWARF keeps cuntinuing. And oh yeah, dolts like you are always in tow throwing out little editorial quips...

p.s. very little "adult" talk on this board for months

[Nickdfresh]

Hey Dickforbrains, do ferries wear boots ??

I dunno. Do you?

[ZahZoo]

when were those? or are they continuing?

A long time ago... In a galaxy far far away.

It was the dark times... 2004... Spammy back in VH. This drove the Gunt wars...

I couldn't find many threads but this one... it was far more than Angel -vs- Fab... involved Max, pRikk, Seenbad, etc...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...312-Fab-Shadow

[ELVIS]

I dunno. Do you?

I wear boots 24/7 but I'm not a ferry nor a fairy...

[Nickdfresh]

A long time ago... In a galaxy far far away.

It was the dark times... 2004... Spammy back in VH. This drove the Gunt wars...

I couldn't find many threads but this one... it was far more than Angel -vs- Fab... involved Max, pRikk, Seenbad, etc...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...312-Fab-Shadow

It involved a lot more than them. Of course, I'll admit full involvement. There were mods and webbies up to their asses on both sides of that clusterfuck. And really? pRIKK? RIKK's a good man, geezer...he has bad ass biker brothers you know!