Pedophile pundits and pants'-shitting macho draft evaders...fuck this douche!Originally Posted by ELVIS
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Last edited by Nickdfresh; 02-25-2013 at 11:51 AM.
Regardless. Double Live Gonzo has to be one of the best live rock and roll albums ever. Ted was always nuts. I have no idea why anyone cares about him. He wants too much money to hunt on his land. Gee Ted. I think $1,000 a day is a little steep.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
I'd pay that if I could hunt Ted...
LOL! A new reality show. Hunting Nugent.
MTV's Hunting Nugent is proudly sponsored by Vernors. "It's what we drink around here before we shoot Ted."
What a joke...
Uncle Ted would whip your ass...
Uncle Ted's a big ferry with a large gun collection and a small penis. Um, what has he actually done that's bad ass? Run around with assault weapons he didn't to actually to carry in a uniform?
what has he actually done that's bad ass?
Okay, he has a couple decent songs. But even if I agreed with his politics, even many who do agree think that Terrible Ted has Dickhole disease, and isn't terrible interesting beyond Cat Scratch Fever, Wango Tango, or that song with that other guy singing (oh yeah, Stranglehold). I saw a newer live version of that song with Ted practically standing in front of Ian St. Ian or whatever his name is and (Derek St. Holmes?) is just fucking steaming while singing as Ted's ass in his face......
What a dickforbrains...
Nugent's been an embarrassment for decades - musically and otherwise.
Saw Uncle Ted back in the mid to late 90's. I had zero expectations going in, but from what I remember of it, he rocked the hell out and I had a blast considering I only knew 3 or 4 tunes. My only complaint was: I never saw anyone pimp their new album quite so much (Spirit Of The Wild if I remember right). Goddamn if he didn't say "Spirit of the Wiiiiiild!" every other sentence. After the first twenty minutes my buddies were calling it "Beating A Dead Horse."
My karma just ran over your dogma.
Meh.
Regardless of how popular he was in the 1970s, his music has never struck me as anything special. Average to decent at best.
As for the rest, is anyone really looking to Ted Nugent for cogent political analysis?
Scramby eggs and bacon.
Excuse me Tedo the Pedo! But aren't you buddies with Spamster? Now who is the sheep?
Don't be so "hard on" yourself, Elbow...What a dickforbrains...
♪ ♫ ♩"I makes the pussy purr with the candy in my van, ♪ ♫ ♩they know I'm getting ten-to-twenty!
When the little girls run screaming from the creepy man,♪ ♫ ♩ I know the police are comin' for me!"♪ ♫ ♩
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 02-25-2013 at 10:26 PM.
Yep.... and Toby "boot up your ass" Keith too.....
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I read his wife's book explaining how she stayed with him after he cheated on her.
So proud of being an idiot, she had to write a book about it.
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Please don't hunt Mr. Nugent you all's bad boys.
You just mad cause he crushes anything you can do on the guitar.
That's beautiful baby thanks Nitro.
2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve
Dude's been irrelevant since 1980.
One of the all time great live recorded guitar solos. I liked how he worked Hybernation into it.
That's the one with " Fred Bear " on it. One of his last great classics.
His stuff is always best live though. I don't care about his politics or personel life. I still like to hear him rip it up with the volume full blast once in a while.
I'm pretty sure she left out parts, like how she's a cougar that cheated on him back...
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 02-26-2013 at 08:31 AM.
Illiterate bastard....
You're being "rediculous" El-piss...
At least I know the difference between a fairy and a ferry...
Now, shuddup and dance...
Not if he was armed with a frisbee...
Anyway Ted promised us he would be dead or in jail by the middle of April 2013.
I so got that LP I so muther Fook!
Got that Mutha ..Yeah Fuk!!!
Saw that TOUR!!!
I got that original LP bought and paid for....UGH It's in the air TONIGHT!!!!!!!
YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 02-26-2013 at 10:44 AM.
Oh really....what month, what day, that year? can you GODDAMNED narrow that assinine statement down for me?
Since you got the info, Let's have it, jhaledrizzle.
Hi I'm, "The halebeebopdoowhaadiddydoesn'tcomeoutofmyguitar".. I have secret knowlege.
You are such a brown'nosing cunt.
One of my favorite blues players is Ted Nugent. He's getting this blues tone from a 5150 head. I've seen him play this kind of stuff live.
Noted black leader Ted Nugent launches "Black Power" tour, to empower black people
by Sean O'Neal February 22, 2013
In recent years, the human bottle-opener flip-flop that is Ted Nugent has done his very best to foster pride in the black community by embodying all the most hateful qualities of the white community. But now he’s taking a far more actionable, totally marketable route to bringing black people together so they can listen to some Ted Nugent music and Ted Nugent's ideas and then feel better about themselves: He's launching a tour he’s dubbed “Ted Nugent Black Power 2013," because no one who works for him is allowed to disagree with Ted Nugent anymore, apparently.
Typing in his regular column on World Net Daily, Nugent takes the opportunity afforded by Black History Month to “honor blacks” by talking about Ted Nugent, whose “gravity-defying career pivots on my intense adulation for my black musical heroes”—and thus gives him an equally intense personal dismay over how the Democratic Party, The New Deal, Lyndon Johnson’s “Great Society experiment,” and especially Barack Obama are collectively the “engineer of the destruction of black America.” This, rather than helping to strengthen black America in the way that Ted Nugent does, whenever he plays the powerfully black music of Ted Nugent.
“My fire-breathing musical career was literally launched by black musical thundergods such as Bo Diddly, Little Richard, James Brown, Wilson Picket, Sam & Dave, Albert King, BB King, Freddie King, the mighty Funk Brothers, and the epitome of Rock ‘n’ Roll Gods, the master, Chuck Berry,” Nugent says of the many black artists who literally launched the career of Ted Nugent, turning his every performance of “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” into a condensed Black History Month.
“Say it loud: My music is black and I’m proud!” Nugent concludes, echoing the many other times Nugent has demonstrated that he truly understands black people, such as when suggested he’d assassinate President Obama, decried Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton for “lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo,” wondered aloud whether the South should have won the Civil War, and called himself a “black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally” due to his very similar persecution by the media for being a wealthy rock star who says deliberately inflammatory things. Still, as “Ted Nugent Black Power 2013” will demonstrate, Ted Nugent definitely has some sympathetic understanding of black history, given that he’s been the embarrassing, minstrel-show version of white men for decades now.
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
This guy will probably buy a ticket.
And at least I know what "panties" are. I'm sure you're an expert on "fairies" though and filled with fairy-pride, Nurse Elvira...At least I know the difference between a fairy and a ferry...
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 02-26-2013 at 12:48 PM.
Jesus dude, he's awful and blew his wad by the end of the 70's and no one thinks of him as anything more than a competent niche guitarist...
"Blues." RFLOMAO!
The political shit is more about getting attention, and cutting out a niche fan-base, for his nostalgia based career path than any real convictions...
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 02-26-2013 at 12:44 PM.
Funny, because I don't hear any of the above in Nugent's music. I suppose you might be able to argue that Nugent played a big hollow Gibson because Chuck Berry did, but it didn't influence his sound at all.
Ted's pandering, like most of his right wing friends, because he knows a political party made up of old white men can't possibly win. Although I suppose trying to recruit the black vote is better than trying to repress it, like most of his fellow Repukes are doing. Though I doubt he'll have much success in doing so.
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