DLR On Joe Rogan

[Seshmeister]

Do you think Rogan will take flac for that "chicks" with dicks dialogue?

Was it not chicks who used to have dicks?

At least a couple of times he qualified it by saying in a sporting context only.

I doubt he'll have a problem since I think in properly regulated, i.e. non fighting sports like the Olympics or whatever, sex is designated by your chromosomes i.e what you were born as, not by whether you have had gender reassignment or not.

[Seshmeister]

alot of coffee needed to read this...lol especially b)

Sorry - remember I'm 5 hours ahead of you...

[Sensible Shoes]

Just imagine all of the women that refuses to go out with smokers......what a waste of good F..

Ditto, Northern Girl. Just disgusting. I guess my Dave fantasies are all in the toilet now.

[Northern Girl]

These podcasts are a different format. Doing interviews on TV or radio is about getting your chat into a 5 minute soundbite in between the commercials, news, music and whatever. Podcasts are a much longer medium where you are going to have at least 5 times as much time as that in much longer chunks, there is no panic.

Makes sense. I enjoy the chatting, whatever the subject, much better than a few minutes of schtick.

[FORD]

So Dave appears on Adam Corolla's show and Joe Rogan's within the same week?

Does this mean Comedy Central is about to bring back "The Man Show" with Dave as a new host??

[Northern Girl]

Ditto, Northern Girl. Just disgusting. I guess my Dave fantasies are all in the toilet now.

No kidding...mine were never too realistic anyway...it was always an extraordinary version of me! LOL

[Seshmeister]

Ditto, Northern Girl. Just disgusting. I guess my Dave fantasies are all in the toilet now.

This from the girl that coos over her animals that spend most of their day licking their own balls, asses or eating shit.

[Sensible Shoes]

I don't have to kiss them after they lick their balls or eat shit. Big difference.

[Seshmeister]

You don't kiss them?

What sort of a monster are you?

Do you let them lick you?

[hambon4lif]

Do you let them lick you?

We're talking about dogs, right?

Just checkin'

My mind started wandering to another place entirely.

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes I kiss my dogs. On the head or on the muzzle. I do not like them licking me. I especially do not like my roommates BOSTON TERRIERS licking me.

Hambon - yes we are talking about dogs - unless you know any men who can lick their own balls.

[Seshmeister]

Well if those are the rules I'm sure you can come up with an adjusted fantasy that will still get the job done.

[So this is love]

Ditto, Northern Girl. Just disgusting. I guess my Dave fantasies are all in the toilet now.

..and I was just speaking from experience.......I quit 01/01/2000,,,and now I realize what i have been missing before......Damn!

[hambon4lif]

Hambon - yes we are talking about dogs - unless you know any men who can lick their own balls.

Can't say that I do,
My doctor ordered me not to attempt that trick anymore because of all the injuries I sustained falling off the couch.

[Nitro Express]

Boo! He's smoking!

It's not if he's smoking. It's what he is smoking. If he's smoking Camels or Marlboros that's just awful! If he is smoking a joint hey man it's cool! Both are dry leaves set on fire in paper. People want to outlaw tobacco but they want to legalize pot. Go figure.

[FORD]

It's not if he's smoking. It's what he is smoking. If he's smoking Camels or Marlboros that's just awful! If he is smoking a joint hey man it's cool! Both are dry leaves set on fire in paper. People want to outlaw tobacco but they want to legalize pot. Go figure.

Pot doesn't cause cancer and it actually smells good when it's burning. The burning paper part probably isn't all that healthy, but that's why God created pipes and bongs.

Or for that matter, get a vaporizer and don't burn it at all. Or just bake some brownies, cookies, etc.

HOW TO: MAKE CRIPPLING CHIP COOKIES
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH MARIJUANA



INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup pot-butter
1 1/3 cup flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1 egg
1 (12 ounce) package (2 cups) of chocolate morsels



DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.Bud Cookie Photo
Mix (by hand) the butter, sugars, and egg into a large bowl.
Combine the baking soda, salt, and flour.
Slowly add the flour mixture to the butter mixture and stir by hand.
Shape the dough into 1-inch balls and place them two inches apart on a greased cookie sheet
Stir in the chocolate morsels.
Bake for 10-12 minutes or until light brown.
Hungry? Let cool for 3 or 4 minutes and grub.

BUD SAYS: Makes 20 delicious pot cookies!


Can't do that with tobacco.

[Nitro Express]

Fucking potheads. I'm waiting for them to come out with electronic joints filled with liquid THC.

[ELVIS]

Boxing? C'mon. I didn't tune in to hear about Rogan's life. Is this the guy that Flappo used to go nuts on?

Yep, another lame podcast loser...

Dave, get on a real fucking show...

You know, one with more than three listeners (including Sesh)...

[ELVIS]

Do you think Rogan will take flac for that "chicks" with dicks dialogue?

From who ??

[Seshmeister]

Pot doesn't cause cancer and it actually smells good when it's burning.

Smoking it almost certainly can cause lung cancer since it contains the carcinogen benzyprene in it's tar, the same as tobacco. Studies link it with mouth, testicular and bladder cancers too.

Much safer to eat it I think.

[Seshmeister]

Yep, another lame podcast loser...

Dave, get on a real fucking show...

You know, one with more than three listeners (including Sesh)...

This isn't rocket surgery, he's trying to increase the listeners to his podcast by doing interviews with the top podcasts.

If he was wanting to sell snake oil fake 'medicines' or a fictional book about insane conspiracies you would get to hear him on your Alex Jones show.

[Cato]

it's on youtube now.

[LoungeMachine]

Yep, another lame podcast loser...

Dave, get on a real fucking show...

You know, one with more than three listeners (including Sesh)...

Like your show?



Oh, wait......

[ELVIS]

Rogain probably is a step up from Adam Irritating as FUCK Corolla though...

[ELVIS]

This isn't rocket surgery, he's trying to increase the listeners to his podcast by doing interviews with the top podcasts.

If he was wanting to sell snake oil fake 'medicines' or a fictional book about insane conspiracies you would get to hear him on your Alex Jones show.

I get it, Einstein...

[Seshmeister]

Everyone who was on here last night watching this on the live stream needs to go back now and click on the link I edited into the first post.

We missed the first hour last night and that's where the best stuff was.

[Seshmeister]

Rogain probably is a step up from Adam Irritating as FUCK Corolla though...

At this point I don't know if the old Hitch name ROGAINE©™ works any more, it's too late for that now.

It's telling that Dave says early on that he smokes 1 or 2 cigarettes a day and then proceeds to smoke 2 in the next hour.

[DLR Bridge]

I'm not quite half way through, but this is way better than the Corolla show.

Dave said something simple that just jumped out and grabbed me. Had to make it my sig.

[DLR Bridge]

Everyone who was on here last night watching this on the live stream needs to go back now and click on the link I edited into the first post.

We missed the first hour last night and that's where the best stuff was.

I crashed early last night and missed it but saw all of this talk here of UFC. I was wondering where that all was. I haven't even gotten to that yet.

I downloaded the Podcast sans video. Is Dave smoking in the studio? He sounds as though he has little concern for voice preservation at this point. Whataya gonna do.

[Seshmeister]

Yeah he lights up twice. Does anyone else remember the rumors that CBS were going nuts about him smoking in the studio during his radio gig? Seems they were well founded.

You'll hear when because Rogan shouts 'green light' each time because his engineer/lacky gets to light up too.

That guy was just a guy who posted on his forum who went on to be a mod then a webmaster and now his PA by the looks of it.

Imagine having to wait for Sarge to say it was ok to smoke...

[Seshmeister]

I'm not quite half way through, but this is way better than the Corolla show.

Dave said something simple that just jumped out and grabbed me. Had to make it my sig.

It's a good quote but spoiled a bit by knowing there are a few humorless bastards that post here.

[DLR Bridge]

It's a good quote but spoiled a bit by knowing there are a few humorless bastards that post here.

True indeed. I know I can identify with it though as my adult sense of humor kicked in at 13 when I first saw the Pretty Woman video and I haven't looked back since!

[VHscraps]

Who is Joe Rogan, anyways? Seriously, never came across the name in my puff. Anton Rogan, on the orher hand ...

[DLR Bridge]

Who is Joe Rogan, anyways? Seriously, never came across the name in my puff. Anton Rogan, on the orher hand ...

I'm listening to the UFC segment of the show right now, where Dave is practically interviewing him. Sounds like he's been an announcer for the sport for over 10 years.

[Mr Walker]

There's definitely a big difference in these interviews.

I think there are 2 possible reasons or a combination of both.

a) Dave's older, wiser, more chilled and given up on his old politicians tactic of ignoring the question just give the chat you want to give.
b) These podcasts are a different format. Doing interviews on TV or radio is about getting your chat into a 5 minute soundbite in between the commercials, news, music and whatever. Podcasts are a much longer medium where you are going to have at least 5 times as much time as that in much longer chunks, there is no panic.


I think it's a bit of both, it's going to take some people around here some time to re-adjust.

I would guess option c... they were both blazed after smoking copious amounts of grass

[Nitro Express]

I would guess option c... they were both blazed after smoking copious amounts of grass

You are in copious amounts of grass mode when you have this running through your head and you debate whether you want a woman or a big bag of Doritos.

[Seshmeister]

Who is Joe Rogan, anyways? Seriously, never came across the name in my puff. Anton Rogan, on the orher hand ...

He's a stand up and presented a program which was on cable here called Fear Factor which was quite big in the US I think where people had to do stunts. It was the first show to do the eating bugs and pigs anuses thing that is so popular now in the mainstream.

Some of the old timer posters here have an unusually good knowledge of him because of a kind of troll on his forum maybe 10 years ago which ended up on some people turning native. His forum is a pretty wild place and because of the free speech ethos here and there over the years there has been some cross population with users going from one site to the other. You need to register to see his board these days and it used to be you had to post porn within your first 10 posts, that kind of sets the scene. I haven't been there in many years, not sure if I still even have an account.

[hambon4lif]

You are in copious amounts of grass mode when you debate whether you want a woman or a big bag of Doritos.

'copious' sounds like a dangerous level to be at. The day I have to contemplate whether I want pussy or a bag of chips will be the same day I just stop smoking dope altogether.

[Nickdfresh]

He's a stand up and presented a program which was on cable here called Fear Factor which was quite big in the US I think where people had to do stunts. It was the first show to do the eating bugs and pigs anuses thing that is so popular now in the mainstream.

Some of the old timer posters here have an unusually good knowledge of him because of a kind of troll on his forum maybe 10 years ago which ended up on some people turning native. His forum is a pretty wild place and because of the free speech ethos here and there over the years there has been some cross population with users going from one site to the other. You need to register to see his board these days and it used to be you had to post porn within your first 10 posts, that kind of sets the scene. I haven't been there in many years, not sure if I still even have an account.

I believe his first "big break" in the U.S. was on the old sitcom "News Radio" with Phil Hartman and that guy from Kids in the Hall...

[Coyote]

.06 royalties per album on the 1st two VH albums, .08 on the other four albums....

Unreal....

Welcome to the music industry!

Thank *your favorite deity* that shit is not the only way to go these days...