What are you drinking right now?

[Mr Walker]

Makers Mark at a Steel Panther meet and greet



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[DLR Bridge]

Supremely shitty, but at what amounts to 50 cents a can, I'd be a fool to bitch.

[cadaverdog]

Supremely shitty, but at what amounts to 50 cents a can, I'd be a fool to bitch.

I bought some cheap beer called Buck Range once. I wouldn't drink it if it was free. I gave it away. The guy I gave it to gave it away.

[VAiN]

Awwww man! I'm so jealous!!

Worst Beers Ever: #10 Boxer Lager

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10. Boxer

Starting off our list is the one and only Boxer Lager. This a lager made by Minhas Brewery in Monroe, Wisconsin. I would like to start off by saying that this will not be Minhas’ only contribution on this list and if some whackadoo ever decided to strap a bomb to his chest and blow the Minhas brewery to Timbuktu, well, I’d probably make a statue to commemorate his bravery and the great service he did the world. The Minhas brewery pumps out some of the shittiest beer I have ever has the displeasure of forcing down my suckhole (I use such unappealing terms because it only makes sense when referring to such an unappealing beverage) and Boxer Lager is no exception. When this product hit the shelves last year, I was gung-ho about buying it. $11.99 for a 36 pack! Who has ever heard of such a deal (or for that matter, a 36 pack of beer) in their life?! Believe you me, there’s a good goddamn reason it’s so much for so little. The first few times I bought it I thought it tasted bad, but I could stomach it and figured that I could acquire a taste for it. I was wrong. The more you drink Boxer Lager the more you begin to despise it. After a month or two I wanted to throw up every time I saw one. And the problem was that everyone seemed to have their phase of it at a different time. I jumped on and drank it right when it came out, but it took some people a while longer to try this intriguing can of shit. So, every time I went out for about a year, someone was without a doubt drinking Boxer. And I would always ask, “Why in God’s name are you drinking that?” to which I usually got a reply along the lines of, “You get 36 for $11.99, I had to give it a try! It’s not THAT bad!” and I always thought to myself, just you wait you naive bastards, you’ll be ready to stab someone in the jaw which a screwdriver if you get offered a Boxer Lager in about 2 months because it is that bad. Also, the 36 pack seems like an awesome idea, you can just buy one case for an entire weekend and maybe still havea a few left over, right? Wrong. By about beer 12 you’re fuckin giving these things away, and the problem even bigger than you not wanting them, is that no one else wants them. You eventually give up and buy something else, and now you’re stuck looking at a fridge with a fridge filled 2-some odd cans of Boxer that NOBODY WANTS. It’s tagline is “Beer of Champions”, which I agree with under the assumption that their idea of a champion is a wife-beating alcoholic whose rage increases every they sip of their beer because they are realizing via that beer just how shitty their life is and that they’ve thrown it all away, just as the brewery that makes their beer has given away all hope of making something palatable. If that is their idea of a champion, someone who is to dead on the inside and drunk to realize that they’re drinking, then yes Boxer is most certainly the beer of them. All in all Boxer is a shitty beer, but the amount of it is what makes it truly awful and undrinkable. Not just how much you get in a 36 pack, but how many stores sell, and how many people are bamboozled into buying it thinking they’re getting deal, when all their getting is beers to fill their fridge with that no one wants. So please Minhas, ENOUGH IS ENOUGHT! Boxer is with out a doubt one of the worst beers I’ve ever had, and deserves the #10 spot to start this list.




You picked a winner!

[Satan]

Never heard of the stuff, but just judging by the name alone, I would imagine it either resembles dog piss, or something that was wrung out of somebody's gym shorts after a 15 round fight.

Either one isn't a very appetizing image for a beer

[DLR Bridge]

Never heard of the stuff, but just judging by the name alone, I would imagine it either resembles dog piss, or something that was wrung out of somebody's gym shorts after a 15 round fight.

It was more like the latter. I think. I haven't sampled dog piss yet.

[DLR Bridge]

I bought some cheap beer called Buck Range once. I wouldn't drink it if it was free. I gave it away. The guy I gave it to gave it away.

Yeah, I'm thinking I better have some folks over to blow through this case o' foul swill.

[cadaverdog]

Yeah, I'm thinking I better have some folks over to blow through this case o' foul swill.

If it's as bad as it sounds don't invite anyone you like. Just invite people you don't like. If it's really bad they probably won't come back.

[ashstralia]

Cheap shitty beer always wins over no beer...

Icy cold on a hot day there's no such thing as bad beer!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Cheap shitty beer always wins over no beer...

Icy cold on a hot day there's no such thing as bad beer!

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[VAiN]

Cheap shitty beer always wins over no beer...

Icy cold on a hot day there's no such thing as bad beer!

There's a saying around here... pizza, beer & blowjobs - even when they're bad they're still pretty good.

[VAiN]

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I can't wait to do this one on the tour... It fires back up in July.. this is first on deck.

[ashstralia]

Interesting..

It occurs to me I can achieve similar results by just tipping some whiskey in my VB.

I just invented the 'Aunty Jack'. TM

[katina]

I tasted Holunder water for the first time, I think in english it's Elderberry, very refreshing.

[katina]

Also tried Holunder syrup with vodka, really tasty.
You can see the holunder flower in the pic.

[Zing!]

Leinie Canoe Padlers tonight. Going down smooth between the crappy Natty Ices.

[Zing!]

Last day of school. Zing is on a mission with some regular Leinies and sand volleyball. Bottoms up everyone!

[katina]

Bombay Sapphire Gin Tonic, maybe I should have asked for a Wild Eddy.

[Nickdfresh]

Bombay Sapphire Gin Tonic, maybe I should have asked for a Wild Eddy.

Delicious. I prefer Tangueray though.

[katina]

Delicious. I prefer Tangueray though.

I also prefer Tanqueray, but they hadn't.

[DLR Bridge]

A rare night out sans varmints.

[katina]

Cosmopoltans and burguers

[Nickdfresh]

I also prefer Tanqueray, but they hadn't.

Bombay is good enough. I haven't tried the other big gin but see it more and more here. Hendricks I think?

[katina]

Bombay is good enough. I haven't tried the other big gin but see it more and more here. Hendricks I think?

I highly recommend you Hendrick's gin, it's perfect in summertime, it makes a super refreshing Gin and Tonic or Gin Fizz.

[Susie Q]

Dr-ApplePie750-500x500.jpg This is my jam, right here. The Dr. Is in.

[Sensible Shoes]

I highly recommend you Hendrick's gin, it's perfect in summertime, it makes a super refreshing Gin and Tonic or Gin Fizz.

My dog is named after Hendrick's gin.

[Nitro Express]

Actually I'm drinking a gin fizz. I just made it with cheap ass Gordon's.

[Nitro Express]

Makers Mark at a Steel Panther meet and greet



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Maker's Mark is sweet. It's good bourbon but I'm still a Wild Turkey 101 man.

[DONNIEP]

Natural Ice - good, cheap beer. Regardless of what Satan or Ford say.

[Nitro Express]

Natural Ice - good, cheap beer. Regardless of what Satan or Ford say.

Have you managed to seduce a hot lawn mowing chick with it yet?

[DONNIEP]

Have you managed to seduce a hot lawn mowing chick with it yet?

Well, I could just bang the neighbor's wife. But I'm like the only guy in town who hasn't banged her and I just don't have the heart to do it to him.

[Susie Q]

Natural Ice - good, cheap beer. Regardless of what Satan or Ford say.

LMAO....natty daddy's. I hate beer, but I guess it's the bang for your buck up here.

[katina]

Drinking hot tea with honey and lemon, trying to get rid of a nasty flu.

[VAiN]

Working my way out of the keys and back to civilization..

[Nickdfresh]

Drinking hot tea with honey and lemon, trying to get rid of a nasty flu.

Hope you feel better. hopefully not the German flu.

[Nickdfresh]

Had a few of these. Horrible beer, but takes me back to my childhood when they used to do the cheap "splits" in an ice bucket at the bars. It's popularity has long since diminished since then...

[DLR Bridge]

It's been a loooooonnngg week, so...

[Nickdfresh]

Cheap shit! PBR and Molson Export with the old man

[Nitro Express]

It's been a loooooonnngg week, so...

Your dog looks like it wants some.

[DLR Bridge]

His tail's a waggin'. Probably thinks he's about to get some.