Have you seen my fridge
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fuck your fucking framing
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
I am drinking Diet Snapple half and half.
But later I will drink a Blue Moon. Nothin fancy.
Last edited by Sensible Shoes; 03-13-2013 at 07:03 PM. Reason: Cause I can't fucking type anymore.
Oh dear.
actually there isnt any its in the fridge ... I keep most of my swally in the shed and bring it into the fridge to chill it .
For lots of grown up the kids need food reasons but mainly because am a pig and i would just drink whats there no matter what the quantity ......
The ammount of times before I learnt this lesson my wife came down stairs in the morning and found me after a late shift a sleep on the sofa, tv on the free channels pants around my ankles tissues every where .
My generous wife would often say ... poor bloke so tired after work he cant even manage to get undressed for bed properly he is so tired and he looks like he has flu again
Last edited by vandeleur; 03-13-2013 at 07:09 PM.
Had a similar thing happen to me a couple of times. I woke up on the toilet, pants down, sitting on the bowl, unconscious. Guess I was so drunk I sat down to piss. My girlfriend just turned the light off and left me there. I suppose I had it coming But man, is that a scary way to wake up. First I thought I was blind. Then I thought I was blind and paralyzed because I couldn't feel or move my legs! The worst part was trying to sneak out of the bedroom, all stiff legged and wobbly, without waking her up. You see, there were a few more beers to be drunk
At least you were waking up on familiar territory.
That's Rule 1 - Never get blind drunk at your girlfriend's place. Vice versa for the ladies. Because A. You don't know if she's got any good drunk munchies and 3. You never drive in the morning when you're still half drunk. And C. If you do pass out on the toilet at least you're at home.
Almost forgot the last reason - if you just happen to accidentally call her by her ex-best friend's name she can't make you leave when you're half drunk. Same goes for the ladies.
Last edited by DONNIEP; 03-13-2013 at 08:07 PM.
Actually I was talking about waking up with a stranger.
Yeah, that's a crap shoot - taking home a stranger for the nite. Either you're gonna wake up and feel like you hit the lottery or you're gonna spend the next two hours lying about all the stuff you really really have to do right now while your hung over and sneaking sips to steady the floor. Ah, ya win some, ya lose some.
1 liter boot of Spaten Oktoberfest
I can dig it!! I used to have my pic up on the wall at a local joint and my own permanent seat at another. Brass plaque on the bar with my name at the second. Man those were the days...
It's $1.50 Guinness at the local pub, goodnight!
Nuthin' fancy tonight. Bud Light Platinum. Finally, a light beer that doesn't taste like water. 6.0% alcohol. Not too shabby.
Just cracked open a Red Stripe.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
I haven't drank vodka since the last hangover I had from it. That was like 6 years ago.
Yeah I get it, two bottles of wine and half of bottle of Ouzo might be much for a girl to drink in one night. But I don't understand this about sugar, If it's sugar that is making us hungover, why do I feel fine after eating candy?
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
The king of shitty beers, Budweiser. The only other choice is Bud Lite. It's a no-win.
Looks like you could jazz it up with some salt or sweet and low.
Last edited by DLR Bridge; 03-16-2013 at 02:08 PM.
I actually do add some salt to some beers.. Shitty Budweiser being one of them.
Salt to beer ?? I know fine well when I ask what it tastes like someone is gonna say salty .
And now, the good stuff..
This not based on fact... just research .. Heinken and amstel have to be drunk in holland to appreciate them .
And not necessarily with with smoke and hookers .
Thats optional .....seemingly
I know a guy who brews beer and he says some of the lighter American beers are harder to make consistently than the higher hopped beers. He said Budweiser is not an easy beer to make and they even age it with beechwood. Anheuser Bush even grows their own beechwood trees for that process.
He said those types of beers were popular when most people worked blue collar jobs and spent a lot of time out in the sun and heat. You wanted a lighter beer for those conditions. Now people have developed a taste for heavier higher hopped beers. So maybe the beer isn't shit but it was made for a different customer base in a different time. We live much differently now than our parents, grandparents, and great grandparents did.
I like Heineken but the only Amstel beer I had was Amstel Light. It sucked so bad I had to pour it out. It was nasty.
Drink it in the dam... amstel gets its name from waking up and going amstel pissed
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