What are you drinking right now?

[Nitro Express]

I'll never need a sex robot. There is the good old dildo.

I went to a bachelor's party and they had gag gifts. I opened mine and it was a big black soft dildo. I gave it to the dog for a chew toy. The dog loved it. This was before we had kids. LOL!

[FORD]

[DONNIEP]

30,000 + feet and another coldie to smooth out the bumps. I wonder how much these beers are on this plane? Huh. Never thought to ask or get a receipt.

[Nitro Express]

30,000 + feet and another coldie to smooth out the bumps. I wonder how much these beers are on this plane? Huh. Never thought to ask or get a receipt.

Don't piss on the wall in the bathroom. Nothing like being half drunk on a plane taking a wizz and hitting turbulence.

Maybe you will get lucky and get into the mile high club.

[DONNIEP]

We have a stew that's about 50 and she's hotter than bloody hell. Too bad they won't come back by with the drink cart. My beer is getting low...

[jhale667]

Newcastle.

[DONNIEP]

No brown ale on this flight...uncivilized bastards...

[Nickdfresh]

Creepy shit...

I'll be tossing back some Sierra Nevadas during The Walking Dead...

[DONNIEP]

I'm gonna miss the Dead tonite. Will have to soothe the pain with a few broonies.

[sadaist]

I'll never need a sex robot. There is the good old dildo.

And a dildo never goes out drinking with it's buddies & tries to sneak back home at 3 am smelling of strange perfume.

[Nickdfresh]

And a dildo never goes out drinking with it's buddies & tries to sneak back home at 3 am smelling of strange perfume.

Actually I've known several dildos like that...

[Nitro Express]

Maybe they should sell beer in a dildo shaped bottle.

[DONNIEP]

The robot is cross eyed. Not that it would matter...

[envy_me]

Actually I've known several dildos like that...

[envy_me]

And a dildo never goes out drinking with it's buddies & tries to sneak back home at 3 am smelling of strange perfume.

A boyfriend doesn't do that either. Cause he's out the door. This girl doesn't tolerate cheating.

[envy_me]

Sorry, but i couldn't resist......and you seem like a nice person so please don't think I'm doing anything other than bustin' your balls.....but correct me if I'm wrong.....aren't you the one who boasted about bangin' married dudes? ....seems like a minor conflict of interest.

I am not a cheater and I don't want to be with a man who cheats.

When it comes to other peoples relationships, they are free to do what they want. I am not gonna be the one to tell a guy or a girl to be faithful, that is each persons personal choice. As long as I am not in a relationship I am free to do what I want.
Married men and women don't need babysitters. They are adults. But I am not tolerating that from my partner.

It all comes down to what your commitments are. I am loyal to death to those who I make a commitment to.

It's hard to explain, there is so much more to say, but I don't have the energy to take it here. Just trust me, I know what I'm doing

[envy_me]

I just bought a bottle of Jäger. Mmmm, love it :-)

[Angel]

I am not a cheater and I don't want to be with a man who cheats.

When it comes to other peoples relationships, they are free to do what they want. I am not gonna be the one to tell a guy or a girl to be faithful, that is each persons personal choice. As long as I am not in a relationship I am free to do what I want.
Married men and women don't need babysitters. They are adults. But I am not tolerating that from my partner.

It all comes down to what your commitments are. I am loyal to death to those who I make a commitment to.

It's hard to explain, there is so much more to say, but I don't have the energy to take it here. Just trust me, I know what I'm doing

Wow. Talk about a lack of morals.

[envy_me]

Honestly, it's none of my business and doesn't impact my life whatsoever, I just felt like bustin' chops.

I know :-) I just wanted to explain some of it, I don't know why... :-)

[envy_me]

Wow. Talk about a lack of morals.

Mind your own business.

[DLR Bridge]

Snapple good. Sleeping with married men bad.

[envy_me]

Hey Hey Hey.....see what i started.....you two were getting along so nicely......ok....back on topic...I'm drinking a snapple iced tea......moving on......

No, you didn't start anything. You are free to say whatever you want, there is still a personal responsibility as to how each user reacts to it.

[Angel]

Mind your own business.

It's a fucking forum...anyone can post. The day Sarge tells me I'm not allowed to respond to something in a thread is the day I won't comment....and I don't see that day coming any time soon.

[VAiN]

Whoa... Save it for the 'Who are you fucking right now?' Thread..

[envy_me]

Whoa... Save it for the 'Who are you fucking right now?' Thread..

Lmfao We need that thread

[VAiN]

Lmfao We need that thread

Unfortunately I wouldn't be able to contribute.. Things are lean around these parts, damnit!!

[ivy85]

I'm sorry...I've read some of these threads and there are a few of you who talk like you have incredible lives yet at any time of the day i can come on here and see the same 5 or 6 of you talking so much bullshit...it's hysterical...and a little sad

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'm sorry...I've read some of these threads and there are a few of you who talk like you have incredible lives yet at any time of the day i can come on here and see the same 5 or 6 of you talking so much bullshit...it's hysterical...and a little sad

incredible compared to yours?

[Nitro Express]

I'm sorry...I've read some of these threads and there are a few of you who talk like you have incredible lives yet at any time of the day i can come on here and see the same 5 or 6 of you talking so much bullshit...it's hysterical...and a little sad

Isn't that what forums are for? Bullshiting. The same bullshit people shoot at the water cooler, on the smoking break, at the copy machine. Now people can bullshit on line.

Who's living a fabulous life in here? Who has the yacht in Monaco and the Central Park West penthouse? Speak up. I know you are in here.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Isn't that what forums are for? Bullshiting. The same bullshit people shoot at the water cooler, on the smoking break, at the copy machine. Now people can bullshit on line.

Who's living a fabulous life in here? Who has the yacht in Monaco and the Central Park West penthouse? Speak up. I know you are in here.

you stone romancer you

[Nitro Express]

you stone romancer you

Like in the movie Romancing the Stone? All I remember about that movie was Michael Douglas planting his face in the chick's crotch and Eddie Grant did the music. Oh yeah Danny DeVitto was in it too. Other than that I have no idea what that movie was about.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Like in the movie Romancing the Stone? All I remember about that movie was Michael Douglas planting his face in the chick's crotch and Eddie Grant did the music. Oh yeah Danny DeVitto was in it too. Other than that I have no idea what that movie was about.

he pulled up to her new york appt with a huge fuckin' yacht

[Nickdfresh]

I'm sorry...I've read some of these threads and there are a few of you who talk like you have incredible lives yet at any time of the day i can come on here and see the same 5 or 6 of you talking so much bullshit...it's hysterical...and a little sad

[VetteLS5]

I am not a cheater and I don't want to be with a man who cheats.

Unless of course it's a married guy, then by all means shoot-away.

Married men...don't need babysitters. [/QUOTE

But underage sluts with daddy issues? Muy Bueno.

[/QUOTEIt's hard to explain, there is so much more to say, but I don't have the energy to take it here. Just trust me, I know what I'm doing [/QUOTE

Perhaps you can learn us with your perfect multi-language spelling and grammar?

Yes, we know what you're doing. Whore in the bedroom, but only if if your john has a wife. Otherwise, you're just a principled madonna, yes?

[jhale667]

Unfortunately I wouldn't be able to contribute.. Things are lean around these parts, damnit!!

Patience, grasshopper... it's nearly spring..

[VetteLS5]

Oh FFS, I can't configure the stupid code in my reply nearly cleverly enough.

Am I on the right track:

If single, the bot fucks randomly without respect to age or marital status of their client? But, if deluded into thinking they are in an exclusive relationship, then it's morals to the hilt?

Were there ever a candidate for the donkey punch, me thinks you've stepped to the front of the line.

[Nitro Express]

he pulled up to her new york appt with a huge fuckin' yacht

Holy shit. That would be a pain in the ass in Manhattan. It's bad enough driving a truck there.

[Nitro Express]

Oh FFS, I can't configure the stupid code in my reply nearly cleverly enough.

Am I on the right track:

If single, the bot fucks randomly without respect to age or marital status of their client? But, if deluded into thinking they are in an exclusive relationship, then it's morals to the hilt?

Were there ever a candidate for the donkey punch, me thinks you've stepped to the front of the line.

It sounds like Hollywood. You are married when at home but when you are away on a shoot anything goes.

[Nitro Express]

Whoa... Save it for the 'Who are you fucking right now?' Thread..

More like "Who are you fucking over?" Thread.

[Nitro Express]

What a coincidence.....That's exactly what was printed on the under side of my snapple bottle cap! fact # 104!!!

Kosher Snapple. Each bottle is blessed by a rabbi and has a quote from the torah under the cap.