What are you drinking right now?

[Nitro Express]

Really? Geez, almost half my life with a pacemaker and I had no clue that you can pass out if your blood isn't oxygenated enough.

So that's why I used to have all those dizzy spells, fainting and constant fatigue. Thank God I joined the Army so I could learn this....

I love your sarcasm. You could probably tweek it and increase your oxygen flow and become Wonder Woman.

[VetteLS5]

Just a teency-weency splash of coke with the first glass. Then it's usually straight from then on out.

[Nickdfresh]

Almost Bloody Mary time...

[DONNIEP]

Working on my second tall Stella here at the airport. Fucking flight delays...

[envy_me]

Going to pop out a little R2D2 in a few months?

Yeah, a beautiful little R2D2 made from really kinky cyber sex.

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, a beautiful little R2D2 made from really kinky cyber sex.

That's going to hurt like hell coming out. There are some sharp edges on that little guy. What will be nice is he can clean your house and maybe cook for you and there are no diapers to deal with.

[DONNIEP]

And another tall Stella. At this rate they'll have to put me on a gurney to get me on the plane. At least Everybody Wants Some is blaring in this bar..

[envy_me]

That's going to hurt like hell coming out. There are some sharp edges on that little guy. What will be nice is he can clean your house and maybe cook for you and there are no diapers to deal with.

I knew I should have put a plastic bag over my laptop.

[Nitro Express]

I knew I should have put a plastic bag over my laptop.

Welcome to the modern age. Now nerds finally can get laid thanks to sex robots.



I think society is going to divide again into people who socialize with real people and people who have a completely fabricated social life. Now people won't take drugs to escape reality, they will just create their own using computers and robots. I can't wait to see the rehab shows on that addiction. Bobby won't even come out of his room anymore. He spends all his time on the internet and with his sex robot.

[envy_me]

Welcome to the modern age. Now nerds finally can get laid thanks to sex robots.



I think society is going to divide again into people who socialize with real people and people who have a completely fabricated social life. Now people won't take drugs to escape reality, they will just create their own using computers and robots. I can't wait to see the rehab shows on that addiction. Bobby won't even come out of his room anymore. He spends all his time on the internet and with his sex robot.

I'll never need a sex robot. There is the good old dildo.

[Nitro Express]

I'll never need a sex robot. There is the good old dildo.

I went to a bachelor's party and they had gag gifts. I opened mine and it was a big black soft dildo. I gave it to the dog for a chew toy. The dog loved it. This was before we had kids. LOL!

[FORD]

As usual, the Japanese are way ahead of us in the technology.......

[DONNIEP]

30,000 + feet and another coldie to smooth out the bumps. I wonder how much these beers are on this plane? Huh. Never thought to ask or get a receipt.

[Nitro Express]

30,000 + feet and another coldie to smooth out the bumps. I wonder how much these beers are on this plane? Huh. Never thought to ask or get a receipt.

Don't piss on the wall in the bathroom. Nothing like being half drunk on a plane taking a wizz and hitting turbulence.

Maybe you will get lucky and get into the mile high club.

[DONNIEP]

We have a stew that's about 50 and she's hotter than bloody hell. Too bad they won't come back by with the drink cart. My beer is getting low...