You tell me!
You tell me!
Oh dear.
Coffee!
Screwdriver time, listening to Gogol Bordello
I could kill for a Mojito right now.
best ones i've ever had
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Drinking water right now, mostly because the bottle of Coke I had left over from lunch has gone flat... I kinda feel like having de booze after the workday's done... T minus 00:32...
promise
I am having a BIG drink tonight vodka and some inconsequential mixer. This after a good friend of mine pulled one of her annual unbelievable stunts leaving me unbearably embarrassed and telling myself, "this is not your problem - this is not your problem." Glug.
Yum. Have had 2 more. May not be able to go to work tomorrow. Wow that is NOT like me. Shows you just how BAD the friend's stunt was.
I gotta know - what the hell did this friend do and why is she still your friend? Sounds like you could do without her..
Long story. Are you SURE you want to hear it?
The reason she is still a friend is that she supports me emotionally and financially in very many ways - down to giving me a car because I can't afford one.
That comes at a price, as I'm sure you can understand. The woman has a very good heart, and I love her. But about once a year she pulls something like this.
Today, she needs gift baskets made up for an auction. She is really bad at this, I am really good. However, they are needed on Friday, and I only have today to work on them. I call her in the AM while I am in the town where the craft shop is. She does not return my call. So I drive the 40 minutes home. Then she contacts me. So I drive 40 minutes BACK down to the craft shop and wait a half hour while she is late getting there. We go in to the craft shop, and she has no idea what she needs to get. So we go out to her van where all the prizes are. She pulls them out over a half an hour, one by one, and puts them on a dog crate she's pulled out from the van so we have something to put things on. Soon, the crate isn't enough so she pulls out a grooming table. We are now taking over a parking spot.
I come up with a list of how we need to organize these prizes, and what we need to package them all in. We head back into the craft store and I get what we need while she keeps browsing and I keep telling her to put stuff back.
We return to the parking lot setup and I ask if she is OK with putting things together now, and she says no, so I decide I will quickly put these things together for her. She decides we need to get into the shade because it is hot. She pulls half the stuff, shopping carts and the table over across into ANOTHER parking space. Note: now we are taking up three!
I start putting these gift baskets together as fast as I can, working around the ones which are missing pieces which she has gone to buy. She comes back with the stuff and plops in a chair and watches me put 7 gift baskets together and wrap them up in cellophane bags, with curled ribbon on them. This whole process I describe takes no less than THREE HOURs. In which the manager of the craft store approaches me and demands to know if we have set up a shop in the parking lot. Several plaza shoppers stop and ask what the hell we are doing. Many others are going by and laughing at us openly.
I keep saying - "this is not your problem" "this is not your problem". I get done and help her load the stuff in her van and FLEE.
Am I an indentured servant? Yes. I owe her many things, and today's extreme behavior is just one of the prices to be paid.
She is a good-hearted wonderful friend. I just want to kill her sometimes.
I had three. somebody make it STOP! I need chocolate.
Damn! That's a helluva Wednesday. Sounds to me like a little bit of planning could go a long way in avoiding the parking lot clusterfuck. You're a good friend though, and for that I applaud you.
I've been doing the work/guitar hermit thing too long... my friend drug me out of the house to a bar the other night (she insisted) - and we had a blast..
I just had like 8 shots of Jäger. Now I'm gonna go masturbate to relax a little. LOL just a joke
Please post pics.........
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
End of the school year for this teacher. Time for an ice cold one.
(Remind me to tell you the story of my home room lecture of the difference between Van HALEN and van haggar).
My karma just ran over your dogma.
Good beer, so-so glass..
'Merica!!
I'm enjoying some Absolut right about now, I say. Good stuff. But cheap beer is better.
Silver Rum and the Girls that are already tired out of Spring.
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Anything that will excellerate the feeling...
Chainsaw Muthuafucka
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
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