But at least they have great sports fans. When I lived there in 1997, I got to watch the celebrations of the people as the Marlins won the World Series, the same fans that didn't sell out a game until the 2nd Round of the playoffs.
Oh wait, I'm sorry, they DID sell out some games before that. If the Mets or Yankees were in town. It was a home crowd for the New York teams.
Yes, that Game 7 was especially torturous, because no fanbase in America is less deserving of Championships than the notoriously awful fanbase of Miami. I actually went to work the next day and had two separate people say to me: "Isn't it great about the Marlins? I didn't even know we had a baseball team!" I should've punched them.
Imagine someone in Cleveland saying that about the Indians, Browns, or Cavs. You can't. It wouldn't happen.
Yes, LeBron, you and Miami deserve each other. All glitter, no heart.
And to all my friends in Miami that might be upset that I disparaged their fine city (as if any of them would think twice about disparaging mine)