alright, on the local student run station they air a sports talk show on sundays..
low and behold they get a call from one of their buddies down in Ft. Myers and he had asked a lot of the locals how they felt about LeBron and the Heat, and their response was:
"Uh..when do the Canes and Dolphins start?"
they asked some kid wearing a LBJ Heat jersey how lebron is viewed down there
"Just like Shaq when he was down there in 05"
Miami is just the epitome of a shitty sports town, every team that doesn't play on the gridiron should leave, hell I already have that worked out.
Miami Heat -----------> Kansas City, MO
Kansas cares more about basketball and is a great example of a Midwestern sports town. They deserve a basketball franchise.
Florida Marlins ----------> Charlotte, NC
The Carolinas are one of the best places for college baseball and yet the they get fucked over for a team that draws this much:
FUCK THAT.
Florida Panthers -------------> Cleveland, OH or Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
A team that can play in December and still go out swimming should not have a hockey team. I would put Winnipeg as the front runners in this, but I believe Phoenix will hopefully be bringing them their well-deserved franchise. Why Cleveland? Because, I think Hockey could work here, under this fictional scenario Dan Gilbert teams up with Kosar to bring this team up and there's immediately some rivalries that could be started with Columbus and with the Penguins and Red Wings.