I would have stretched this joke out a lot longer than the vid... and when I tell it I start with ...two caveman eskimos see a small dark dot way over across a big glacier and walk towards it.
This vid shortens it..just right though.
Perhaps, I will start the joke the next time that a Giant Jurassic Carrot with tyranusor'ass legs is seen by the cave dudes and they must hide untill it passes off into the distance then they see a small orange dot way off........
You have inspired me....
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 04-10-2013 at 01:09 PM.
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No, well... maybe ...I don't own any playstations or anything...I can waste time better ways than that.
I just know if we met in person we would be buying each other drinks and having a good time...I mean, that beats beating the shit out of each other doesn't it.?
But, I thought since we don't want to get along and buy drinks etc.. and probably will never meet.
We, could carry this to a place where you can visualize in real time, me blowing your head off from 3000 yards away, with a .50 cal sniper rifle...I though you may enjoy that..better than all those drinks moneys.
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Ok, got me... from my nose to about half a meter or so (~2 ft) I do require corrective lenses for reading, due to age.
Simple conclusions... hmmmm...
Let's see... I've been interacting with, reading and observing Loungemachine and JHale's internet shenanigans, exploits, games, wisdom, stupidity, jokes, musicianship, gear expertise and general bullshit for at least a decade or more.
Look Sweetie... This isn't your pals first rodeo. Clearly it's your first... welcome to the Army!! This isn't their first internal war/battle with members in this community. Maybe just the first where someone came back at them harder than they dish it out...
So my simple conclusion is... only one victim card can be issued and you've won it. Mods don't get victim cards especially on the offensive team.
Had it been Dr Love, TFM_Dale or maybe even Guitar Shark... then yeah we'd have nice-guy victim cards on commemorative plaques and a red carpet... maybe even catered food, some dancing girls and music. But Thing1 & Thing 2... sorry... no innocent victims here.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Could you BE anymore off base? "Came back at us harder than we dished out"? "Thing 1 and Thing 2"? WTF are you talking about? I haven't even BEGUN to "dish it out" to those assholes yet.
So, let me make sure I understand MY infraction, at least: Not kissing Cuntflap and dWARF's sorry asses is something that warrants getting cocks photoshopped into your and your friend's pics and racist shit posted about you? And WTF did I supposedly do to Phildo the Loser to warrant HIS bullshit racist rants? Not a goddamned thing. Do explain how that works....
Fuck that and fuck them. :dafinger:
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