If songs were real

[Seshmeister]

.....

[ELVIS]

I made it to 1:19...

That was lame...

[ELVIS]

Here's a real song...

[Dave's Bitch]

I liked the Aerosmith ones.I have always found the lyrics kind of creepy.I can think of few things i would like less than having Steven Tyler's gargantuan lips on my eyes

[ELVIS]

Kiss lyrics aren't creepy ??

[Dave's Bitch]

Which ones creep you out king?

[ELVIS]

Every song like this...

Meet, meet you in the ladies room
For my money, you can't be too soon
You can't be too soon
You're such a jewel in the rough
You wanna show me your stuff, come on baby
For my money, you can't be too soon

I'll meet you, greet you in the ladies room
For my money, you can't be too soon
Meet you, greet you in the ladies room
I'll meet you, greet you in the ladies room
For my money, you can't be too soon
Meet you, greet you in the ladies room
Mmm, meet, meet you in the ladies room

KISS has countless songs similar to that bullshit...

And some even worse...

[ELVIS]

Well, we work all day
And we don't know why
Well, there's just one thing that money can't buy
When your body's been starved feed your appetite
When you work all day, you gotta Uh! all night
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, whoo

Take me to the jungle, honey
We're livin' in a human zoo
Getcha turnin' tricks for money
I'd rather roll around with you
'Cause when the waitin' is over
I come a-runnin' to you
I got the whole night to show you
I get excited, I'm so excited

Well, we work all day
And we don't know why
Well, there's just one thing that money can't buy
When your body's been starved feed your appetite
When you work all day, you gotta Uh! all night
Ooh, let me hear you, uh, right, uh, uh, uh, yeah

[Dave's Bitch]

The worst offender

"I don't usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you
Coming out of the school that day, that day I knew, I knew, I've got to have
You, I've got to have you."

[ELVIS]

Exactly...

[ELVIS]

There's another one, I can't recall off hand...

But it's pretty disgusting...

[Seshmeister]

There's another one, I can't recall off hand...

But it's pretty disgusting...

We already have a contender for Post of the Week...

[ELVIS]

I'm not even in the top ten...

[FORD]

The worst offender

"I don't usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you
Coming out of the school that day, that day I knew, I knew, I've got to have
You, I've got to have you."

Does Chaim still sing that? One would think that being the father of a teenage daughter now, he might reconsider. Not to mention that it's not exactly the type of thing a 60 something year old guy should be singing.

[DLR Bridge]

There's another one, I can't recall off hand...

But it's pretty disgusting...

Perhaps it was this...

Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her
And my love is the plaster
And yeah, she's the collector
She wants me all the time to inject her





Gross.

[FORD]

[Zing!]

Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her
And my love is the plaster
And yeah, she's the collector
She wants me all the time to inject her.

Stack up Gene's lyrics (or Paul's for that matter) against Spinal Tap and see who wins.

[ELVIS]

Gross.

Indeed...

But that's still not it...

[Dave's Bitch]

Does Chaim still sing that? One would think that being the father of a teenage daughter now, he might reconsider. Not to mention that it's not exactly the type of thing a 60 something year old guy should be singing.