Tabula Rasa

[DavidLeeNatra]

there is no place like fucking home...time to blow the dust from my keyboard...

that is the place I have missed for a long time!

[Angel]

there is no place like fucking home...time to blow the dust from my keyboard...

that is the place I have missed for a long time!

Oh my lord...good to see ya!

[ELVIS]

Is this the Kristy come home thread ?

I would like to sing a song

She journeyed to the Army
To read what Softcock said
He said, "KRUSTY is a FAT FISHKUNT BITCH",
typing from his mom's bed,
No job hunt today, his advice is free
There's a trick to doing nothing, it's called sponging off mommy

Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-barf!

She travelled to the South
Asked the ancient Rabbi to pee
Voice heavy with dusgust, he tried to make her see
"Same as prostitution, bitch, flee away from me
Good luck on your Krusty journey
And brush those crusty teeth"

Stay Krusty
Bitch's world 'bout to end
Stay Krusty
Like a former client said
"Don't want 'em to rip you off
Don't show 'em your ugly tits"
But that's just what she did
Stay Krusty!
Look out
Stay Krusty!

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-ughh!

She journeyed to the East
And struggled to stay afloat
A big disgusted Buddhist Monk grabbed her by the throat
punched her in the eye
Said, "Don't make me say this twice
You want to be a stupid bitch, I'm ready for a fight"

Stay Krusty
In a world with no friends
Stay Krusty
Sees life through a prozac lens
Look beyond the dumb bitch dissing
She seeks love
But it's not found in pissing
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now

She wandered out West
To the California Coast
Where the folks who know about Krustiness stay away from her the most
Her new landlord clubbed her with a fence post
"His West Coast ghost"

Stay Krusty
Punch her in the mandible
Stay Krusty
And/or burn her with a candle
Far and wide far as you ramble
Stay away from Krusty
She smells like a camel

[binnie]

She journeyed to the Army
To read what Softcock said
He said, "KRUSTY is a FAT FISHKUNT BITCH",
typing from his mom's bed,
No job hunt today, his advice is free
There's a trick to doing nothing, it's called sponging off mommy

Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-barf!

She travelled to the South
Asked the ancient Rabbi to pee
Voice heavy with dusgust, he tried to make her see
"Same as prostitution, bitch, flee away from me
Good luck on your Krusty journey
And brush those nasty teeth"

Stay Krusty
Bitch's world 'bout to end
Stay Krusty
Like a former client said
"Don't want 'em to rip you off
Don't show 'em your ugly tits"
But that's just what she did
Stay Krusty!
Look out
Stay Krusty!

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-ughh!

She journeyed to the East
And struggled to stay afloat
A big disgusted Buddhist Monk grabbed her by the throat
punched her in the eye
Said, "Don't make me say this twice
You want to be a stupid bitch, I'm ready for a fight"

Stay Krusty
In a world with no friends
Stay Krusty
Sees life through a prozac lens
Look beyond the dumb bitch dissing
She seeks love
But it's not found in pissing
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now

She wandered out West
To the California Coast
Where the folks who know about Krustiness stay away from her the most
Her new landlord clubbed her with a fence post
"His West Coast ghost"

Stay Krusty
Punch her in the mandible
Stay Krusty
And/or burn her with a candle
Far and wide far as you ramble
Stay away from Krusty
She smells like a camel

Has Yngwie leaked the lyrics for the songs from his next album?

[Satan]

[DLR Bridge]

I still think Chinatown and maybe Blood And Fire could be part of those 3 songs from '00. Right down to Dave's vocal track. I'd swear that smoke and whiskey soaked voice sounds about 10 years younger on those two more so than the rest of the disc.

No one has any thoughts to add to this? Not even you, Elvis?

Drop the fucking bullshit already and remember the damn namesake of this place.

[chefcraig]

Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-barf!...

God damned it, king. Now I have to go listen to that fuckingly brilliant ADKOT album all over again, for the millionth time.

Ya peckerhead. And by the way, thanks.

[ELVIS]

No one has any thoughts to add to this? Not even you, Elvis?

Drop the fucking bullshit already and remember the damn namesake of this place.

I didn't forget that...

I'm gonna have to listen with that in mind and get back to you...

[philouze]

there is no place like fucking home...time to blow the dust from my keyboard...

that is the place I have missed for a long time!

DIRK!!! Outstanding!!!
Good to see you again, mein freund!!

[ELVIS]

No one has any thoughts to add to this? Not even you, Elvis?

I'm thinking Chinatown is a new song written by Ed and Wolf...

Blood and Fire is that Ripley song that Ed wrote one night while still in bed with Hagar...

So they probably did work that one up in 2000...

You know, with Ed's ten albums and all...

[DavidLeeNatra]

Oh my lord...good to see ya!

what the army turned into made me become a lurker...dropped by on a daily basis...left a handful of thanks and left...

good to see some of the old school no good bastards in full combat mode

[philouze]

I'm thinking Chinatown is a new song written by Ed and Wolf...

Every time I hear this song, I wanna tear up my house with my three remaining teeth..

[DLR Bridge]

I didn't forget that...

I'm gonna have to listen with that in mind and get back to you...

I think the "toldja I was coming back..." is new and the rest of that tune is old, vocal-wise. Just a theory.

[fraroc]

This is my tribute to Krustina......(with apologies to Eric Cartman from South Park)

Ahem......





WEEEEEEEELLLLL KRUSTY'S A CUNT SHE'S A BIG FAT CUNT SHE'S THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD SHE'S A STUPID CUNT AS EVER WAS A CUNT SHE'S A CUNT TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS

ON MONDAY SHE'S A CUNT, ON TUESDAY SHE'S A CUNT AND WEDNESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY SHE'S A CUNT, THEN ON SUNDAY JUST TO BE DIFFERENT SHE'S A SUPER KING KAHMEHAMEA CUNTFACE!



I don't think I've ever said the C-word as many times as I just did...

[clarathecarrot]

No one has any thoughts to add to this? Not even you, Elvis?

Drop the fucking bullshit already and remember the damn namesake of this place.

I bet Kristy knows that bitch knows everything.

or Someone should start a thread.

or What is the title of this thread ?

or Sesh is cool.