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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    Originally posted by SNIPER
    Man, I need to get stoned. And I don't even smoke the stuff.
    You and me both. On my end, two very distinct reasons:

    A. Having to deal with the jugheads that sell it.

    B. The wonderful institution of random drug testing provided by the municipality I work for.


    And my coworkers wonder why I head off to the local liquor store during my 15 minute breaks three or four times per week.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • ThrillsNSpills
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6627

      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
      who is Thing?
      who is the site about now?

      get it yet?

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
        who is the site about now?

        get it yet?
        now and always has been about senor roth
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • big fatty
          Head Fluffer
          • Jul 2004
          • 452

          Originally posted by Light Em' Up!
          Not to sound like a complete wimp, but there's a "c" word that gets thrown about here pretty loosely that I think is inappropriate as well, however, I just deal with it...As long as no one calls me it.
          Cartwright ?

          cartright.png

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          • Guitar Shark
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7579

            And Mr. fatty wins the most hilariously obscure reference award. LOL!
            ROTH ARMY MILITIA


            Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
            Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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            • Light Em' Up!
              Veteran
              • Mar 2012
              • 1848

              Originally posted by big fatty
              Cartwright ?

              [ATTACH=CONFIG]9827[/ATTACH]
              Not sure who Cartwright is, but I'm guessing this is funny?
              Told ya I was comin' back... Say you missed me... Say it like ya mean it!

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                Originally posted by Light Em' Up!
                Not sure who Cartwright is, but I'm guessing this is funny?
                seinfeld
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • Satan
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6664

                  Originally posted by Light Em' Up!
                  Not sure who Cartwright is, but I'm guessing this is funny?
                  Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                  Originally posted by Sockfucker
                  I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                  • SNIPER
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2625

                    Originally posted by chefcraig
                    You and me both. On my end, two very distinct reasons:

                    A. Having to deal with the jugheads that sell it.

                    B. The wonderful institution of random drug testing provided by the municipality I work for.




                    And my coworkers wonder why I head off to the local liquor store during my 15 minute breaks three or four times per week.
                    Yeah, I hear ya. It's frowned upon in the O.R. where I work for very good reasons of course, and condoned at band practice. But not worth losing my job one bit.

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                    • DLR Bridge
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2011
                      • 5470

                      Originally posted by Angel
                      My brother is dying of brain cancer as we speak....and the analogy that was used didn't bother me one iota. It was an analogy, nothing more. Agreed, it wasn't a great one. I think a deeply ingrained sliver would have been better.
                      People react differently. I acknowledge that I over reacted. Now that we've cleared up the fact that I'm the only person who has over reacted to something around here...
                      Last edited by DLR Bridge; 05-02-2013, 07:43 PM.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49205

                        Originally posted by SNIPER
                        Looks like she is left out to dry.... I am sure Dickdfag will be calling me Diaper soon. Actually, u can count on it. lol

                        I prefer, retarded Van Hagar fan, fatso...

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49205

                          Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                          Why the fuck is everyone getting along so well?

                          Oh, right... no Lard, no Dick & no Thing.

                          WELL!

                          That's a turn up for the books.

                          Who'd have thunk it?

                          Cheers! :bottle:
                          Getting along so well? LOL I guess guess the first one of you guys that cums on the Oreo gets to eat it?

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            I guess guess the first one of you guys that cums on the Oreo gets to eat it?
                            Been in the woodshed, huh ??

                            That's scary material...

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49205

                              Originally posted by chefcraig
                              ...
                              B. The wonderful institution of random drug testing provided by the municipality I work for.

                              ...
                              I once worked for the City of Buffalo Public Works, and we were randomly drug tested. I failed because my level of coke and THC was too low...

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49205

                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                Been in the woodshed, huh ??

                                That's scary material...
                                Thank ya very much. I'll be here all week...

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