And a crybaby...
Fuck, I'm outta thanks.
You're sucking up all my thanks, C.
Just remember, when you're finally someone won this board, that I was the one who brought you from a red dot to two green ones.
Fuck, I'm too drunk to stay awake.
G'nite everybody. See you in a week or so.
Cheers!
Christ Almighty...
I hit the road for 10 days, step off the big ol' jet airliner and Sesh is in charge of this motherfucker?!?!? Almost wishing my plane had gone down over the Grand Canyon this past weekend than read this news....
P.S. NO, I did NOT read all 30+ pages of this shit... so for consistency's sake, I'm hoping Sesh has still got the keys to the car (if not, I'm guessing just substitute Von, Elvis, FORD, or WARF everywhere you see Sesh in this post)...
Actually, Sesh, cockeyed/cockneyed accent aside, is perfect for the role. He has a wife that ensures he's sober AND conscious at least 4 hours a week, and he knows how to get in touch with me if the forum databases take a shit on us ever again. I got your back, Sesh, on all technical issues. Guess we have to Skype now that Micro$haft pulled the plug on MSN Messenger.
Sesh, my brother, I've always thought of you as the dirty uncle/Prince Charles' drunk philandering brother that the Royals kept hidden away... and that's when you're operating at 100%.... but if you turn into that cunt Piers Brosnan (OR Morgan... yeah, I know, different spellings/pronunciation, just go with it) then we'll all have Sarge activate the super secret backdoor and kick your ass out.
In all seriousness, you'll do a kickass job. Don't be a stranger and keep in touch with The Old Boy Club (you should have all our contact info), and don't be shy about asking the occasional dumb question (there's no such thing as dumb questions... well, actually...) of any of us. I personally expect you to be quite successful and even-handed, and know you have the spirit of the David Lee Roth Army in your veins (even though you were Von's whipping-boy for a spell).
That is all.
Stay Frosty,
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Sesh does a spectacular Piers Morgan...
Popgear is grate!
Blue question marks suck...
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33 pages of whiney, history re-writing bullshit.......
I love how the Cock Fan Clique is now trying to take the high road, after gloating, poking, prodding, and bullshitting 24/7 as if they don't collectively have a life [which they don't]
Let me start with Donnie P.
I want to start with him, since of the entire Goatfucking / Cock Fan Clan he's the only one with a real life, a real family, a real job, and a sense of conscious and humility.
Donnie got dragged into a war he had no real dog in, and as ugly and as vile as it got from his bretheren, he never actually stooped to their levels. And for that he should be applauded for.
WARF on the other hand, started this ENTIRE mess. Drunk one night, out of his mind, and hurting from the sting of rejection, posted MY name in the chat box, that Ghey-Dump refuse site that tends to attract the lowest common traits.
WARFY actually escalated the "war" to the point of posting SCREEN SHOTS of the Mod Room in a public forum. How's THAT for respecting SARGE and this site?
WARFY requested ME on Facebook, promising me my info was safe with him, and that he'd NEVER share it, as his online persona was "just a troll" [I'm more than happy to post the message too]
When Warfy got his ass handed to him by Mod and Webbie alike here, he begged Flappo to come and save him. Thus ensuring Flappo would lose HIS Modship as well.
Flappo, the guy now taking the "high road" and lecturing others here about "class" actually posted A PRIVATE EMAIL FROM SARGE INCLUDING SARGE'S EMAIL ADDY on a public forum. How's that for class?
As for Ima "pussy" licker, this midget who can only fuck Fleshlights and trannies actually got himself BANNED because I dared CLOSE A THREAD ON THE INTERNETS.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yes, these Internet Toughguy "owners" all got themselves BANNED and DEMODDED because they couldn't go toe-to-toe with 4 mods with NO real power. Other than being able to move and/or close threads, we had NO real "power". Yet all of them cried about how their rights were infringed, and their jobs/lives were RUINED.
Yes, Imapussy, the Fleshlight Fucking Midget from South Wherever actually sent me a death threat. I'm more than happy to post it.
As for Phil, well gee that tow-timing liar is their cross to bear. See he sent me and others APOLOGY PM's talking about what a pathetic loser and Alkie WARF is, and how he wants to distance himself from the lot.....[I'm happy to post them]
The other member of Cock Chats, the big fat bass player whose name escapes me.....I have no issue with him either. He actually has talent and guts. Unlike Warf, meatflaps, or ImacockEater.
And back to Meatflaps, that fat, snaggled tooth, hasbeen loser for a moment.......he NOW claims he has "no problem" with Dale.....yet he called Dale a FAGGOT at the CockChat site. What a pussy. Can't even back up his own posts.
So because 4-5 losers on the Internetz get owned, they start not one but TWO sites dedicated to bashing ME......me and my ex-band, and my Pub.
Bwahahahahahahahhaha.......talk about being "owned"
They claim I got them banned, and de-modded......hahahaha. That's funny.
Then they claim the site sucks, and that they got themselves banned and de-modded on purpose.....
THEN they come back and claim they were wronged and it was all because of big, bad ME..
They try and slag the band I quit a YEAR ago.
Gee, other than what's his name, NONE of them have EVER even been in a band. recorded CD's, or performed live in front of hundreds of people.
They now LOVE this band.....even though they spent weeks and threads bashing the lead singer as being GAY and unable to sing.....the band who has had 3 guitarists, 3 bass players, and 2 drummers in the last 3 years.
They LOVE to bash my Pub..... they lie about me owning it as well.
They post pics and vids from OPEN MIC nights, and laugh about how few people have seen the vids....yet IGNORE the fact we are packed every weekend and have ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME MEMBERS perform there.
Gee, I wonder where Flappo, Warfy, and Flashlight Fucker work?
So my Pub isn't cool enough for them, my ex-band isn't cool enough for them......I ruined their little message board by closing a thread and flipping them shit for being DOUCHEBAGS.
Instead of being able to fight fair, and like real men, they had to resort to personal attacks, FAKE Facebook Acoounts, and Fake Yelp reviews to make themselves feel better....
Bottom line?
For the last 33 pages THEY made themselves out to be the owned losers with no "game"......
Meanwhile, others here have lives, families, careers, jobs, bands, companies, and futures......
But hey......being karaoke singers, fleshlight fuckers, and Joe Rogan's bitch MUST mean something int the "real" world, right?
Way to keep it classy CockFans.
Don't abandon the ship, remember......
Eat my shit FAT BOY! Where is your job? I heard you were fired loser! Go eat a donut!!!
Conversation started December 27, 2012
9:58pm
Jukebox Hero
sup dude!!! It's WARF!!!! I liked your comment haha
10:08pm
Jukebox Hero
We can friends if you want. I ain't crazy like everyone thinks... I just fuck around with people. lol
10:23pm
Jukebox Hero
I am trying to out troll Kristy... this chick is nuts!!!!
January 3
4:44pm
Jukebox Hero
haha dude you laid the smack on Kristy today!!!!
January 3
Oh noes! Pesky facts!
Wow, cuz that helped dWARF's case... stay classy.
Brethren and Sistren,
It's starting to look like all my friends here actually hate each other.... was this always the case, or was I just to0 coked out/neck deep in teenage prostitutes (18yo and 19yo, totally legal) to realize?
That is all.
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And just because we're sharing...remember this one, dWARFy? When you asked to see more NAMM pics?
Conversation started January 27
10:58am
Jukebox Hero
Shit, you are easy to find! It's WARF!
11:01am
JHale
Unlike some, I'm not hiding...LOL.. if you're friends with Les you should be able to see it.. it's set so "friends of friends" can see it.
11:05am
Jukebox Hero
No, I can't see it. It's okay!
Alright, will Photobucket one, but DO NOT repost it.
Jukebox Hero
I won't i promise
nice... if u had to bang just one... would would it be?
I think I might go with the blonde
11:08am
JHale
Far right
Best personality of the 3 too
11:08am
Jukebox Hero
yeah the confederate flag ! yes!
So don't try telling people you didn't start the Facebook shit...
Last edited by Dr. Love; 05-07-2013 at 12:57 AM.
Awesome, if you or envy contact my daughter again i'm calling the police... I already showed Va Beach the evidence and envy confessed.... go for it scumbag!
Just more of WARF's LIES.......
Jay and I are friends with MANY webbies, mods, and even OWNERS of this site on Facebook......yet WARF [AKA Jukebox Hero] was the ONLY one to ever BETRAY the trust and share/post/spread personal info.....
Because he's a lying piece of SHIT loser with no job, girl, friends, or hope.....
Except the Internetz......IBUILT THIS SITE
Last edited by Dr. Love; 05-07-2013 at 12:58 AM.
I never involved family members you pussies....
You're both full of shit..... everyone in my staff knows the truth!
I saved all the evidence I need... Envy harassed my daughter on facebook and confessed to Va Beach I saved that too..... you're all full of shit!!!!
Calling out my daughter by her first name, after harassing her... you both are sociopaths!!
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