No way could Krusty imitate Piers Morgan that well...Originally Posted by binnie
No way could Krusty imitate Piers Morgan that well...
i'm pissed off
mainly as i've run out of vodka
lol
You still drinking catflappo ??
Meant the thread, not the feature. Perhaps said thread could even be renamed? Hmmmm
envy's obviously very proud of her aphrodite level beauty
why don't we all post photos of her ??
i'm sure she'd appreciate that
envy , you incredibly sexy hussy* , why don't you post some - to set the fat bass playing farternity ( sic ) into orgasmic excitement !!?!?
*allegedly
one can lead to the other
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Ah...this is why I always buy the 1.75 liter bottle, and always have a second in reserve. You simply don't want to get halfway through an Inspector Morse or Life On Mars rerun and have to stagger out to the damned liquor store.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
hahaha
very true
Is this the Kristy come home thread ?
I would like to sing a song , perhaps, of a strange and wonderfull feeling I have ...you know...down there .
This song is my, Ode to Kristy.
Titled..Ode to Kristy..or (Hey,.. is it ok, if I may, put my junk in a trashbag and then put it, ..in your trashcan?)
Ode To The Kristy
the carrot humps for the Kristy tasks me not
the carrot humps,..for the Kristy tasks me not
the carrot humps for the ,.. Kristy tasks me not
the carrot humps for the Kristy,..tasks,..me not
the carrot humps for the Kristy tasks me,..not.
question not why the carrot humps
the carrot humps for theeeeeee
hump hump hump, for the kristy tasks me not
what hump the carrot humps
question not why the the carrot humps
do so love the hump hump for the Kristy tasks me not
do so,..love the hump for the Kristy tasks me not
do so love love, the hump for the Kristy tasks me not
do so love love love the, hump for the Kristy tasks me not
do so love love the hump, for the Kristy tasks me not
do so love.love the hump for, the Kristy tasks me not
the carrot humps onlee for theeee
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2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve
So, now we need Dave to mention the cleansing of the Army on the Roth Show...
there is no place like fucking home...time to blow the dust from my keyboard...
that is the place I have missed for a long time!
Roth Army Icon
First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)
Oh my lord...good to see ya!
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
She journeyed to the Army
To read what Softcock said
He said, "KRUSTY is a FAT FISHKUNT BITCH",
typing from his mom's bed,
No job hunt today, his advice is free
There's a trick to doing nothing, it's called sponging off mommy
Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-barf!
She travelled to the South
Asked the ancient Rabbi to pee
Voice heavy with dusgust, he tried to make her see
"Same as prostitution, bitch, flee away from me
Good luck on your Krusty journey
And brush those crusty teeth"
Stay Krusty
Bitch's world 'bout to end
Stay Krusty
Like a former client said
"Don't want 'em to rip you off
Don't show 'em your ugly tits"
But that's just what she did
Stay Krusty!
Look out
Stay Krusty!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-ughh!
She journeyed to the East
And struggled to stay afloat
A big disgusted Buddhist Monk grabbed her by the throat
punched her in the eye
Said, "Don't make me say this twice
You want to be a stupid bitch, I'm ready for a fight"
Stay Krusty
In a world with no friends
Stay Krusty
Sees life through a prozac lens
Look beyond the dumb bitch dissing
She seeks love
But it's not found in pissing
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now
She wandered out West
To the California Coast
Where the folks who know about Krustiness stay away from her the most
Her new landlord clubbed her with a fence post
"His West Coast ghost"
Stay Krusty
Punch her in the mandible
Stay Krusty
And/or burn her with a candle
Far and wide far as you ramble
Stay away from Krusty
She smells like a camel
Has Yngwie leaked the lyrics for the songs from his next album?She journeyed to the Army
To read what Softcock said
He said, "KRUSTY is a FAT FISHKUNT BITCH",
typing from his mom's bed,
No job hunt today, his advice is free
There's a trick to doing nothing, it's called sponging off mommy
Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-barf!
She travelled to the South
Asked the ancient Rabbi to pee
Voice heavy with dusgust, he tried to make her see
"Same as prostitution, bitch, flee away from me
Good luck on your Krusty journey
And brush those nasty teeth"
Stay Krusty
Bitch's world 'bout to end
Stay Krusty
Like a former client said
"Don't want 'em to rip you off
Don't show 'em your ugly tits"
But that's just what she did
Stay Krusty!
Look out
Stay Krusty!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-ughh!
She journeyed to the East
And struggled to stay afloat
A big disgusted Buddhist Monk grabbed her by the throat
punched her in the eye
Said, "Don't make me say this twice
You want to be a stupid bitch, I'm ready for a fight"
Stay Krusty
In a world with no friends
Stay Krusty
Sees life through a prozac lens
Look beyond the dumb bitch dissing
She seeks love
But it's not found in pissing
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now
She wandered out West
To the California Coast
Where the folks who know about Krustiness stay away from her the most
Her new landlord clubbed her with a fence post
"His West Coast ghost"
Stay Krusty
Punch her in the mandible
Stay Krusty
And/or burn her with a candle
Far and wide far as you ramble
Stay away from Krusty
She smells like a camel
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
No one has any thoughts to add to this? Not even you, Elvis?
Drop the fucking bullshit already and remember the damn namesake of this place.
God damned it, king. Now I have to go listen to that fuckingly brilliant ADKOT album all over again, for the millionth time.
Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-barf!...
Ya peckerhead. And by the way, thanks.
I didn't forget that...
I'm gonna have to listen with that in mind and get back to you...
DIRK!!! Outstanding!!!
Good to see you again, mein freund!!
I'm thinking Chinatown is a new song written by Ed and Wolf...
Blood and Fire is that Ripley song that Ed wrote one night while still in bed with Hagar...
So they probably did work that one up in 2000...
You know, with Ed's ten albums and all...
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what the army turned into made me become a lurker...dropped by on a daily basis...left a handful of thanks and left...
good to see some of the old school no good bastards in full combat mode
Every time I hear this song, I wanna tear up my house with my three remaining teeth..
I think the "toldja I was coming back..." is new and the rest of that tune is old, vocal-wise. Just a theory.I didn't forget that...
I'm gonna have to listen with that in mind and get back to you...
This is my tribute to Krustina......(with apologies to Eric Cartman from South Park)
Ahem......
WEEEEEEEELLLLL KRUSTY'S A CUNT SHE'S A BIG FAT CUNT SHE'S THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD SHE'S A STUPID CUNT AS EVER WAS A CUNT SHE'S A CUNT TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS
ON MONDAY SHE'S A CUNT, ON TUESDAY SHE'S A CUNT AND WEDNESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY SHE'S A CUNT, THEN ON SUNDAY JUST TO BE DIFFERENT SHE'S A SUPER KING KAHMEHAMEA CUNTFACE!
I don't think I've ever said the C-word as many times as I just did...
How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
I bet Kristy knows that bitch knows everything.
or Someone should start a thread.
or What is the title of this thread ?
or Sesh is cool.
You beat me to it...what the army turned into made me become a lurker...
Dirk the Lurk...
I think all the vocals are fresh...
I mean Dave recycles a lot of lines...
But it's freshly packaged...
Yeah, about Blood and Fire/ ( formerly Ripley from '84) right. I noticed that too.
As fresh a the food Gordon Ramsay finds in the Kitchen Nightmares freezers..
Dave magnified Ripley. Hell, he magnifies EVERY song.
How many Darvocets does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Moron Pop?
Shag the Greg
Blood And Fire actually goes all the way back to 1985. The original instrumental version was part of the "Wild Life" soundtrack, and was then known as "Ripley". It may have well been on the 7th Van Halen album in 1986, had the band stayed together then.
Does that rhyme in Nazi ??
Yeah, the drummer put in a real drum track as opposed to the dorky synth one on the demo, but everything else sounds pretty much the same, spare some apparent Pro tools edits. Who knows, you could do just about anything in the studio these days, and as for the vocals, they could have been sped up or slowed down one way or another, even if they were recorded recently.Yeah, about Blood and Fire/ ( formerly Ripley from '84) right. I noticed that too.
There simply is no way of knowing what is what today with production today. If it were so, about 98 % of these jugheads making hit records over the past decade would be moving shopping carts at Winn Dixie, rather than Tweeting about how special they are.
Fuck, y'all made me wanna crank up ADKOT!!! (Dirk, first ADKOT owner, by the way.. Just in case you forgot)
as much as yours in redneck...
"Stay Krusty"....so, a Elvis ..you tying to cybermarry my gurl..huh!
(My strapon wearing girlfriend that I wash dishes for, better not find out what I am doing)
I have, -see'cybered- her first!!! Maybe I will start a click.que and get some body banned?
Oh wait....
not to mention that I was on his radio show and talked to the man for almost 7 minutes!!!
cool...
no..."outstanding"
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