They need to lop the skanks face off.
I hear ya. I don't get her. She's not ugly but she's a fucking wierdo for sure. Making out with her brother, wearing vials of blood. Strange people in Hollywood.Originally Posted by TFM_Dale
This news just doesn't interest me much. Don't care for Jolie, Pitt, or their brood of African children. If she believes this procedure will allow her to live a longer healthier life, good for her...I hope it works. Never really noticed her breasts before anyways.
*but as weird as she is, do you think she saved them in jars of formaldehyde?
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She's a weird fucking cunt, fer sure.
I'm sure Brad Pitt is having second thoughts about marrying this anorexic freak --- bunch of African and Cambodian kids about to hit puberty and start hating on "white folks" keeping them down. Her career dried up so the cash flow is rapidly disappearing. Now mommy got no tits.
Think long and hard about it, Big Dummy Brad --- be a lot more fun being a single Hollywood hunk banging all kinds of poon out there. George Clooney seems a hella lot happier than you, bud.
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Apparently she carries a gene that makes her 65% more likely to get breast cancer....
She and 'ol Brad have six kids now, so.....
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Says the guy who fucks socks and trolls Applebees with his niece
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Don't forget that I like to talk shit to people posting under aliases even though I use a couple myself. No that's some other asshole. Got any clues who I'm talking about, asshole?Says the guy who fucks socks and trolls Applebees with his niece
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I dunno, that's like saying if one's family has a history of heart disease they should just off themselves.
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Yeah, I'm not sure what the rationale is for pre-emptive de-mammarification... Couldn't she just get regular checkups and at the first sign of trouble, hack-a-boob?
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Your sock drawer perhaps. I hear they like to give you lip and you have to show them who's boss. Bad sock..daddy is going to teach you a lesson.
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Geezus.... somebody woke up on the wrong side of the sock drawer today.
Just remember dude.... you're the one who brags about fucking socks and trolling bars with your niece. You can't blame anybody else for putting that shit out there, you did it.
That said though, fuck yes you're a troll. You have a long established track record of that.
Oh, and on topic, RIP Angelina's tits
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What's this? A new gang of dipshits trolling the site? Or another of Ford's "characters"? Whoever you are eat shit and die.
I wonder if C-Dog's equivilent to picking up a chick at a bar is going to yard sales and buying strange socks?
Is it true your favorite singer is John Linen?
I posted the sock thing years ago as a joke and assholes like you never forget anything that you can use to fuck with someone just because you can. I can live with that. But I mentioned I went to an AppleBees for happy hour one time with my niece and saw a bunch of middle aged women and you want to twist that into something else. You got a problem with me bring it. Otherwise shut the fuck up about my family.Geezus.... somebody woke up on the wrong side of the sock drawer today.
Just remember dude.... you're the one who brags about fucking socks and trolling bars with your niece. You can't blame anybody else for putting that shit out there, you did it.
Hahahaha! I rarely laugh out loud... I see what you did there...
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That might be funny if they made socks from linen. The G.O.A.T is my favorite singer.
sung in the sound of the dwarves from "the hobbit"...
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
At least Sammy knows that riding the tube doesn't mean molesting his footwear.
Riding the tube is what you do once a month, cunt.
I think Christina Applegate also cut her tits off.
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You don't have to get all mad about it. We were having such a friendly chat until then....
She had cancer. It wasn't a preemptive strike.
Fuck you. How's that for friendly, asshole?
She was also in the video for the Italian version of the song Don't Dream It's Over in 1991. She was gorgeous. The male actor is also spectacular. I wonder who he is.
If I remember it correctly she had cancer on one and removed the other to prevent it. Or am I thinking of someone else. I might have mixed her up with someone else.
No, that was her. Apparently her doctors told her there was a significant risk that it might come back in the other boob anyway, so she decided to go ahead and get all the surgical trauma over with and not gamble on a reoccurance.
It was very sad news..... and not just for her.
Chad Kroeger?
LOL, god no!!! Chad looks more like Sammy. Blonde/red mullet, red face, no talent...
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