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    Some guy I once fucked died.

    Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.

    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.
    I'm sorry for your loss, Shoes. That's amazing you've never lost someone close to you before! You're very fortunate! My first loss was at 15 and there's been too many to count since then...
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    I know a girl who was fucking a guy WHEN he died. She woke up next to his coked-out, cardiac arrest ridden ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    She woke up next to his coked-out, cardiac arrest ridden ass...
    Nick,

    When they discover MY body in that exact same state next to some high-priced prostitute, please use a little more tact when describing my corpse. Much appreciated, thanks!

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    Well at least he had a good time before he went.
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    yeah.. one of the pitfalls of getting older; people start dropping off the twig.

    i knew a chick who was rooting a bloke for a while. then he left her and married another older gal, then he hung himself.
    the original chick was wracked with guilt, she wondered if she did something wrong?

    i told her, nah he was always a loose cannon. which he was. such is life; r.i.p.

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    A buddy from my high school years (I went a little, he never went) overdosed and died with some chick he just picked up in bed at his mom's house and she never said shit until she got up and left a couple days later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.
    Did he die of old age? How old was he compared to you?

    What I'm getting at, is you don't have to feel old just because the people you fuck, fucked, die.

    Some of them can die young, some of them are way older than you & others just die of several things not necessarily associated with old age.

    Still, I suppose condolences are in order?

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.
    And dangerous as fuck !!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.


    Yeah. I understand Shoes. A few years back I learned of this girl I messed around with for a while died of cancer. Still doesn't seem real. But I kept thinking what if we had ended up together? And yeah, it makes you feel old. Just seems like yesterday we were in my S-10 Blazer fooling around.
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    conclusion: Shoes cooch has fangs?

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    I wish this girl I used to fuck died...maybe she'd quit driving by my house.

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    If you had been fucking him when he died would you have finished before phoning 9-11?

    I'm assuming that guys stay hard when they die at least for a bit and it would make for a good drinking story and that's all that matters anyways anyhow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    If you had been fucking him when he died would you have finished before phoning 9-11?

    I'm assuming that guys stay hard when they die at least for a bit and it would make for a good drinking story and that's all that matters anyways anyhow.
    He'd get hard again eventually when rigor mortis kicks in

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    He'd get hard again eventually when rigor mortis kicks in
    Sounds like the voice of experience. That's just not right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Sounds like the voice of experience. That's just not right.
    What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    What can I say.. I like to kill them before sex.
    I love the dead before they're cold, their bluing flesh for me to hold... Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conmee View Post
    Nick,

    When they discover MY body in that exact same state next to some high-priced prostitute, please use a little more tact when describing my corpse. Much appreciated, thanks!

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    Heh! She was a frumpy, fugly school teacher and he was like in his 50's and married and kind of an asshole. They both deserved each other...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.
    Condolences Shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
    Sounds like you like to have sex with them after you kill them. That figures , you are from Transylvania after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
    So does a black widow spider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
    It appears they all committed suicide. Either you're a black widow with skills or uglier than coyote ugly.
    Last edited by cadaverdog; 05-18-2013 at 09:09 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    It appears they all committed suicide. Either you're a black widow with skills or uglier than coyote ugly.
    Um, I was being nice to you and trying to leave the fighting in the Mean Street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Um, I was being nice to you and trying to leave the fighting in the Mean Street.
    I tried to resist but I just couldn't do it.
    Last edited by cadaverdog; 05-18-2013 at 09:36 AM.

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    I tell ya what, Envy. PM some pictures of you naked and if you look good I'll never make another crack about your looks as long as you last here. If you look good enough I might even stalk you myself.

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    Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...
    Define "lady like". Many women don't want to be "ladies"....

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    Tell me about it...

    It's pretty disgusting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I tell ya what, Envy. PM some pictures of you naked and if you look good I'll never make another crack about your looks as long as you last here. If you look good enough I might even stalk you myself.
    You should save all that charm for Applebees...

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    You waited on him there ??

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    I did, until he sexually harassed me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Tell me about it...

    It's pretty disgusting...
    That's a matter of opinion. "Ladies" are doormats who lie down and allow people (men) to walk all over them. They stay quiet and don't stand up for themselves.

    Personally, I don't ever want to be a "lady".

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    Maybe you have a bias towards certain women stemming from childhood trauma, because you're casting quite a net with that bullshit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...
    Yes, can someone please change that thread title to "Some guy I was friends with a capital F with" think of the kids!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...
    Dude, just for kicks, you should pretend that you're gay & hang out with a group of girls, wait until they're done talking about shoes (they might, if you're lucky) & then hear how they talk about men & sex in general.

    It's enough to put you off.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Maybe you have a bias towards certain women stemming from childhood trauma, because you're casting quite a net with that bullshit...
    Don't be ridiculous. Many feminists feel that way. What is considered "ladylike" always comes from the male perspective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    You should save all that charm for Applebees...
    I forgot you had a thing for her pal, I'll back off.

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