The Imapus Sylicker & Angel Marriage Thread.

[Anonymous]

Friends, Romans, people with other names, it is with great, nay, the GREATEST of pleasures that I announce the we (meaning me) & Angel (meaning Angel) have decided to tie the knot.

After all, the rope kept coming loose & our backyard tent salon kept falling.

After that momentous occasion, we'll get married.

"But wait", I hear you say "Aren't you both gay?"

Yes & that's how we know it'll work. I don't give a shit who she sleeps with & neither does Angel. Who I sleep with, I mean. She does give a shit who SHE sleeps with.

We will then have a sumptuous feast & will serve boiled shrimp, suckling pig & a wide variety of cheeses, including the ever popular cheese DIP.

Most of you won't be invited, mostly because I'm a bastard & don't like you very much.

Those who ARE invited, will be provided with luxurious transportation to the super secret location & will enjoy the best damn party of your fuckin' lives!

Just so you know, one of the attractions will be a sparkling wine fountain. And a beer fountain for Angel.

You will be receiving your invitations in 5-10 business days.

Thank you very much,

Goodbye.

Cheers!

[Angel]

Friends, Romans, people with other names, it is with great, nay, the GREATEST of pleasures that I announce the we (meaning me) & Angel (meaning Angel) have decided to tie the knot.

After all, the rope kept coming loose & our backyard tent salon kept falling.

After that momentous occasion, we'll get married.

We will then have a sumptuous feast & will serve boiled shrimp, suckling pig & a wide variety of cheeses, including the ever popular cheese DIP.

Most of you won't be invited, mostly because I'm a bastard & don't like you very much.

Those who ARE invited, will be provided with luxurious transportation to the super secret location & will enjoy the best damn party of your fuckin' lives!

Just so you know, one of the attractions will be a sparkling wine fountain. And a beer fountain for Angel.

You will be receiving your invitations in 5-10 business days.

Thank you very much,

Goodbye.

Cheers!

No, no, no. I want a kush fountain. No beer!

[Anonymous]

We're not even married yet & you're already picking on every little thing I do?

Oh, this is gonna be great.

Fine, kush fountain it is.

Cheers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

have it at dan's place. that way we can pay for angel's airfare as a gift

[Coyote]

Is this a new season of "The Quest for Reconciliation"?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is this a new season of "The Quest for Reconciliation"?

bonus episode

[jhale667]

Sesh will be crushed...

[Coyote]

bonus episode

Can't be. It wasn't in the contract.
Fuckin' Showtime, I knew this should've been on HBO...

Somebody get my lawyer a shot... In the nuts...

[Anonymous]

Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

Cheers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

Cheers!

how would they know, it hasn't been 5 bus. days yet?

[jhale667]

Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

Cheers!

You guys should do it by Skype. Think of the savings on travel expenses!

[Angel]

You guys should do it by Skype. Think of the savings on travel expenses!

I'm about to get a free trip and you're killing it for me? Thx a bunch asshole!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

good idea hale, i'll pay for the Skype expenses.

[jhale667]

I'm about to get a free trip and you're killing it for me? Thx a bunch asshole!

You could still just ask for the money instead, hello?

[jhale667]

good idea hale, i'll pay for the Skype expenses.

Hey, I'm here to help.