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  1. 05-30-2013, 08:02 PM #1
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    The Imapus Sylicker & Angel Marriage Thread.

    Friends, Romans, people with other names, it is with great, nay, the GREATEST of pleasures that I announce the we (meaning me) & Angel (meaning Angel) have decided to tie the knot.

    After all, the rope kept coming loose & our backyard tent salon kept falling.

    After that momentous occasion, we'll get married.

    "But wait", I hear you say "Aren't you both gay?"

    Yes & that's how we know it'll work. I don't give a shit who she sleeps with & neither does Angel. Who I sleep with, I mean. She does give a shit who SHE sleeps with.

    We will then have a sumptuous feast & will serve boiled shrimp, suckling pig & a wide variety of cheeses, including the ever popular cheese DIP.

    Most of you won't be invited, mostly because I'm a bastard & don't like you very much.

    Those who ARE invited, will be provided with luxurious transportation to the super secret location & will enjoy the best damn party of your fuckin' lives!

    Just so you know, one of the attractions will be a sparkling wine fountain. And a beer fountain for Angel.

    You will be receiving your invitations in 5-10 business days.

    Thank you very much,

    Goodbye.

    Cheers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Friends, Romans, people with other names, it is with great, nay, the GREATEST of pleasures that I announce the we (meaning me) & Angel (meaning Angel) have decided to tie the knot.

    After all, the rope kept coming loose & our backyard tent salon kept falling.

    After that momentous occasion, we'll get married.

    We will then have a sumptuous feast & will serve boiled shrimp, suckling pig & a wide variety of cheeses, including the ever popular cheese DIP.

    Most of you won't be invited, mostly because I'm a bastard & don't like you very much.

    Those who ARE invited, will be provided with luxurious transportation to the super secret location & will enjoy the best damn party of your fuckin' lives!

    Just so you know, one of the attractions will be a sparkling wine fountain. And a beer fountain for Angel.

    You will be receiving your invitations in 5-10 business days.

    Thank you very much,

    Goodbye.

    Cheers!
    No, no, no. I want a kush fountain. No beer!
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    We're not even married yet & you're already picking on every little thing I do?

    Oh, this is gonna be great.

    Fine, kush fountain it is.

    Cheers!
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    have it at dan's place. that way we can pay for angel's airfare as a gift
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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    Is this a new season of "The Quest for Reconciliation"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Is this a new season of "The Quest for Reconciliation"?
    bonus episode
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    Sesh will be crushed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    bonus episode
    Can't be. It wasn't in the contract.
    Fuckin' Showtime, I knew this should've been on HBO...

    Somebody get my lawyer a shot... In the nuts...
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    Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

    Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

    Cheers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

    Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

    Cheers!
    how would they know, it hasn't been 5 bus. days yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

    Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

    Cheers!

    You guys should do it by Skype. Think of the savings on travel expenses!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    You guys should do it by Skype. Think of the savings on travel expenses!
    I'm about to get a free trip and you're killing it for me? Thx a bunch asshole!
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    good idea hale, i'll pay for the Skype expenses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    I'm about to get a free trip and you're killing it for me? Thx a bunch asshole!
    You could still just ask for the money instead, hello?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    good idea hale, i'll pay for the Skype expenses.
    Hey, I'm here to help.
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    we'll all need fake accounts and masks, could you imagine...?
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    I'm pretty sure that Angel likes penises too. That might complicate things...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    I'm pretty sure that Angel likes penises too. That might complicate things...
    competition!
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    competition!
    you and angel?
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    no thanks, I'm not into canadians
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    no thanks, I'm not into canadians
    lulz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    I'm pretty sure that Angel likes penises too. That might complicate things...
    Well, considering all the tranny pics that Ima posted a while back, they can share a "girl" who's half & half.
    Eat Us And Smile

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    we may have to stop using "tranny" now too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    no thanks, I'm not into canadians


    Not even this Canadian?
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    Depends... how polite is she
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Love View Post
    Depends... how polite is she
    anti question mark czar!!!!






















































    svp, "czar"?
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    I've been playin' it loose with punctuation today, its just how I roll now
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    salts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    I'm pretty sure that Angel likes penises too. That might complicate things...
    Nope. Not into anything these days. I really don't care if I never have sex again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Nope. Not into anything these days. I really don't care if I never have sex again.
    you should REALLY share that with ima first.



































    oh yeah, nevermind
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    you should REALLY share that with ima first.



































    oh yeah, nevermind
    sorry, "idid"




















    i'll stop now
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Well, considering all the tranny pics that Ima posted a while back, they can share a "girl" who's half & half.
    You've had worse than those genetically modified people.

    ADMIT IT!!!

    And PB is right, "tranny" is a pejorative word, a slur if you will.

    It is out of bounds.

    Cheers!
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    Nick will explode if he doesn't insult me for being gay soon.

    He's just enjoying it too much.

    Aren't you, Nicky dear?

    Cheers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Nick will explode if he doesn't insult me for being gay soon.

    He's just enjoying it too much.

    Aren't you, Nicky dear?

    Cheers!
    Didn't I tell you? He's my wedding gift for you. Have fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Didn't I tell you? He's my wedding gift for you. Have fun!
    As a token of thanks, I took the liberty of replacing your kush with cyanide. Have fun.

    Cheers!
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    this ain't gonna last
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    this ain't gonna last
    Yes it will. It's a relationshio built on trust and honesty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Yes it will. It's a relationshio built on trust and honesty!
    on the internet, thousands of mile apart

    does sound good
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    on the internet, thousands of mile apart

    does sound good
    Lmao....you don't know anything about him or our relationship!!!
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    Yeah, so back off PB!!!

    Angel is MINE. If you're jealous, start a site.

    Cheers!
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