Friends, Romans, people with other names, it is with great, nay, the GREATEST of pleasures that I announce the we (meaning me) & Angel (meaning Angel) have decided to tie the knot.
After all, the rope kept coming loose & our backyard tent salon kept falling.
After that momentous occasion, we'll get married.
We will then have a sumptuous feast & will serve boiled shrimp, suckling pig & a wide variety of cheeses, including the ever popular cheese DIP.
Most of you won't be invited, mostly because I'm a bastard & don't like you very much.
Those who ARE invited, will be provided with luxurious transportation to the super secret location & will enjoy the best damn party of your fuckin' lives!
Just so you know, one of the attractions will be a sparkling wine fountain. And a beer fountain for Angel.
You will be receiving your invitations in 5-10 business days.
Thank you very much,
Goodbye.
Cheers!