Catherine Zeta-Jones' pussy might kill you!

[binnie]

I still don't get this because I'm that lazy to read the story. Is Douglas claiming he developed oral cancer from feasting on wife pussy or...

Is this an excuse to say "yeah, I was feasting on wife pussy" when the cold reality is he was doing <i>something else<i> and with someone else?

Those are some fine rim job lips on the pretty mouth of his.

I could care less. The man is a shit actor.

I had you pegged as a fan of the 'Streets of San Francisco' (or whatever that shitty TV show was called).

[jhale667]

I've seen this confirmed by more than one doctor since the story broke. It can happen. Usually takes 10 to 20 years to manifest as cancer, so may or may not be wifey's fault...

[Kristy]

?????

[jhale667]

I don't know that girls name, but you remember who I was talking about, right?

Oh, yes I do...

[Kristy]

I still don't get it. So wizened Douglas says his likes feast on pussy when he might as well been blowing Hollywood producers in studio back lots?

I think the latter is more of the real story here.

[binnie]

I've seen this confirmed by more than one doctor since the story broke. It can happen. Usually takes 10 to 20 years to manifest as cancer, so may or may not be wifey's fault...

If you're eating out someone's pussy for 20 years straight, surely halitosis is a more immediate problem than cancer?

[jhale667]

If you're eating out someone's pussy for 20 years straight, surely halitosis is a more immediate problem than cancer?

10 to 20 years straight? Try tongue fatigue.

[Bob_R]

I could care less. The man is a shit actor.

The stupidity amazes me.

[Bob_R]

BTW, if eating pussy kills. I'm a goner.

[clarathecarrot]

Eating HPV infected...and it's not a hatred of cock for some, it's a dislike of penetration, often due to tightness and lack of elasticity.

DUDE!!!!...we can argue over some things and agree on others the love we share is all that matters...love, what is it....?

Love, is too strong of a word how about...looohve..or,.loovay..no, no, no,... I don't like those either...ahhh....I know...sassafactive interpolation of informative matters between two individuals of and towards comparision of a belief that once today is over we will be on the same idea forthright quest again without variance of a degree towards the goals we have set as a team.

Much better!

What was the question ...and I may need to keep my, "who hah"....as installed from birth,so I hope that doesn't truncate our affair that never was or will be.


We will always have, Paris.What the hell does that even mean...Paris...

I LIKE PIE!

[jhale667]

BTW, if eating pussy kills. I'm a goner.

I think a lot of us are in trouble.

[Von Halen]

Driving AND surfing Army at the same time?

I am a professional. I drive and surf the Army on my computer, while texting and talking on the phone!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I am a professional. I drive and surf the Army on my computer, while texting and talking on the phone!

with a boner...

[Von Halen]

with a boner...

Yes!!

[vandeleur]

The Douglas thing was inevitable , It cant be just the Army Where a cunt makes ya sick