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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    HPV can also increase the risk of penis cancer.

    I think penis cancer has to be fairly high up in the list of things you really don't want to get, fortunately it's very rare but it even existing is a bit troubling.

    Good name for a metal band though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    HPV can also increase the risk of penis cancer.

    I think penis cancer has to be fairly high up in the list of things you really don't want to get, fortunately it's very rare but it even existing is a bit troubling.

    Good name for a metal band though...
    If you had the gene that caused dick cancer would you cut it off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Eating pussy causes cancer. I guess all the lesbians out there will just have to diddle each other. You know some of them won't even use a dildo they hate cock so much. I must have spelled dildo right because the spell checker didn't kick in.
    Eating HPV infected...and it's not a hatred of cock for some, it's a dislike of penetration, often due to tightness and lack of elasticity.
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    Well you can't expect a guy who fucks socks to be an expert on vaginas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Well you can't expect a guy who fucks socks to be an expert on vaginas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Eating HPV infected...and it's not a hatred of cock for some, it's a dislike of penetration, often due to tightness and lack of elasticity.
    Some don't hate cock. They just hate men. Some don't hate cock or men. They just prefer pussy. I can dig that.

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    Didn't know you were such a GnR fan....


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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Didn't know you were such a GnR fan....


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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    If you had the gene that caused dick cancer would you cut it off?
    If I had a gene that meant I had an 88% chance of getting it and it would probably kill me AND I could get a 'cock job' which would give me an even better cock then I guess I probably would...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    If I had a gene that meant I had an 88% chance of getting it and it would probably kill me AND I could get a 'cock job' which would give me an even better cock then I guess I probably would...
    For a second I thought you said you had looked into getting a "cockjob" already.

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    It was suggested after I had to have the second size reduction operation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It was suggested after I had to have the second size reduction operation...
    I think that bullshit story needs a size reduction operation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Eating HPV infected...and it's not a hatred of cock for some, it's a dislike of penetration, often due to tightness and lack of elasticity.


    If a chick s afraid of cocks because her pussy is too small she should just date a cop or deputy sheriff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    If a chick s afraid of cocks because her pussy is too small she should just date a cop or deputy sheriff.
    .......Or one of those "compensating" gun nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    If a chick s afraid of cocks because her pussy is too small she should just date a cop or deputy sheriff.
    Especially one who's had a baby...
    Last edited by envy_me; 06-04-2013 at 01:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Some don't hate cock. They just hate men. Some don't hate cock or men. They just prefer pussy. I can dig that.
    Isn't it all about attraction and not that much about hate. I have never met a lesbian who hates men or cock. They are just attracted to women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Especially one who's had a baby...
    You do realize I'm not talking about myself, don't you? The women I know who don't like penetration have never been with a man, let alone given birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Isn't it all about attraction and not that much about hate. I have never met a lesbian who hates men or cock. They are just attracted to women.
    That is exactly it. Women's bodies are more attractive than men's. There's no hate of anything involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    That is exactly it. Women's bodies are more attractive than men's. There's no hate of anything involved.
    Total agreement here

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Total agreement here

    I can't agree on that one, but I am not a man or a lesbian nothing better then feeling a hard cock against your... never mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    I can't agree on that one, but I am not a man or a lesbian:
    As both*I have to say that a woman's body is where it's at

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    Technically am not a lesbian but I am willing to help out when they are busy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    I can't agree on that one, but I am not a man or a lesbian nothing better then feeling a hard cock against your... never mind
    Thanks. I am now driving with a boner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Thanks. I am now driving with a boner.
    Driving AND surfing Army at the same time? if the cops catch you, you'll know what I'm talking about
    Last edited by envy_me; 06-04-2013 at 03:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Thanks. I am now driving with a boner.
    If it helps when envy pm'd me her pic she looked like hagrid out of Harry potter



    Envy ,I keed I keed

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    I can't agree on that one, but I am not a man or a lesbian nothing better then feeling a hard cock against your... never mind
    Kelly Monaco-esque muff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    If it helps when envy pm'd me her pic she looked like hagrid out of Harry potter



    Envy ,I keed I keed
    Shut up!!! That never happend

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    Catherine Zeta Jones?

    In case anyone is in any doubt, yes I would. With bells on.
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    Given that we know that Zeta has a killer pussy will she be getting back together with Sean Connery to make 'Entrapment 2'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Shut up!!! That never happend
    Sure it did. Vandeuler sent it on to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Kelly Monaco-esque muff?
    I don't know that girls name, but you remember who I was talking about, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Shut up!!! That never happend
    Am joking Hun ... We're cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Sure it did. Vandeuler sent it on to me.

    Big 'ol grizzly bear...........
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    I still don't get this because I'm that lazy to read the story. Is Douglas claiming he developed oral cancer from feasting on wife pussy or...

    Is this an excuse to say "yeah, I was feasting on wife pussy" when the cold reality is he was doing <i>something else<i> and with someone else?

    Those are some fine rim job lips on the pretty mouth of his.

    I could care less. The man is a shit actor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I still don't get this because I'm that lazy to read the story. Is Douglas claiming he developed oral cancer from feasting on wife pussy or...

    Is this an excuse to say "yeah, I was feasting on wife pussy" when the cold reality is he was doing <i>something else<i> and with someone else?

    Those are some fine rim job lips on the pretty mouth of his.

    I could care less. The man is a shit actor.
    I had you pegged as a fan of the 'Streets of San Francisco' (or whatever that shitty TV show was called).

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    I've seen this confirmed by more than one doctor since the story broke. It can happen. Usually takes 10 to 20 years to manifest as cancer, so may or may not be wifey's fault...

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    I don't know that girls name, but you remember who I was talking about, right?
    Oh, yes I do...

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    I still don't get it. So wizened Douglas says his likes feast on pussy when he might as well been blowing Hollywood producers in studio back lots?

    I think the latter is more of the real story here.

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