Catherine Zeta-Jones' pussy might kill you!

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  • envy_me
    Swedish Love Pump
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Dec 2010
    • 7180
    #31
    She really looks like a disaster.
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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      • flappo
        Banned
        • Jan 2004
        • 8200
        #32
        Originally posted by envy_me
        that was nothing...

        hahah

        you saucy bit of fluff

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          • Jérôme Frenchise
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Nov 2004
            • 7174
            #33
            Either Mike Douglas is very weirdly kidding, or this is scary as shit.
            posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
            posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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              • VetteLS5
                Commando
                • Mar 2012
                • 1130
                #34
                Originally posted by envy_me
                If Catherine Zeta Jones vagina will give you cancer, I wonder what Courtney Loves vagina will give you
                A desire to blow your head off with a shotgun, apparently.

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                  • cadaverdog
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 8955
                    #35
                    Micheal Douglas didn't get cancer from eating pussy. He might have developed the mental illness he appears to be suffering from by eating pussy. That sweet young pussy drove that old bastard crazy.
                    Beware of Dog

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                      • jhale667
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 20929
                        #36
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        Cancer isn't caused by pussy or metal pics...

                        Metal picks not withstanding - weren't you once in the medical field?
                        HPV definitely causes cervical cancer, so it's not that much of a stretch to think there MAYBE could be something caused by regularly sticking your tongue in an infected site over an extended period of time... like CZJ's hoo-hah.



                        Notice he didn't say he got it from munching HER specifically, though...
                        Originally posted by conmee
                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                        That is all.

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                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                        Then it's really true??:eek:

                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                          • cadaverdog
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 8955
                            #37
                            Eating pussy causes cancer. I guess all the lesbians out there will just have to diddle each other. You know some of them won't even use a dildo they hate cock so much. I must have spelled dildo right because the spell checker didn't kick in.
                            Beware of Dog

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                              • PETE'S BROTHER
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 12678
                                #38
                                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                Eating pussy causes cancer. I guess all the lesbians out there will just have to diddle each other. You know some of them won't even use a dildo they hate cock so much. I must have spelled dildo right because the spell checker didn't kick in.
                                not directed toward your family, just goin' with the "vibe"


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                                Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 06-03-2013, 02:55 PM. Reason: boobs
                                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                  • cadaverdog
                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 8955
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                                    not directed toward your family, just goin' with the "vibe"


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                                    We say "your mama" all the time where I live. Even my roommates mother joins in. She even says it to her son.
                                    Beware of Dog

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                                      • Seshmeister
                                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 35192
                                        #40
                                        HPV can also increase the risk of penis cancer.

                                        I think penis cancer has to be fairly high up in the list of things you really don't want to get, fortunately it's very rare but it even existing is a bit troubling.

                                        Good name for a metal band though...

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                                          • envy_me
                                            Swedish Love Pump
                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                            • Dec 2010
                                            • 7180
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                            HPV can also increase the risk of penis cancer.

                                            I think penis cancer has to be fairly high up in the list of things you really don't want to get, fortunately it's very rare but it even existing is a bit troubling.

                                            Good name for a metal band though...
                                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                              • cadaverdog
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 8955
                                                #42
                                                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                                HPV can also increase the risk of penis cancer.

                                                I think penis cancer has to be fairly high up in the list of things you really don't want to get, fortunately it's very rare but it even existing is a bit troubling.

                                                Good name for a metal band though...
                                                If you had the gene that caused dick cancer would you cut it off?
                                                Beware of Dog

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                                                  • Angel
                                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 7481
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                    Eating pussy causes cancer. I guess all the lesbians out there will just have to diddle each other. You know some of them won't even use a dildo they hate cock so much. I must have spelled dildo right because the spell checker didn't kick in.
                                                    Eating HPV infected...and it's not a hatred of cock for some, it's a dislike of penetration, often due to tightness and lack of elasticity.
                                                    "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                                                      • FORD
                                                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 58783
                                                        #44
                                                        Well you can't expect a guy who fucks socks to be an expert on vaginas.
                                                        Eat Us And Smile

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                                                          • cadaverdog
                                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                            • 8955
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by FORD
                                                            Well you can't expect a guy who fucks socks to be an expert on vaginas.
                                                            Beware of Dog

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