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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    I've seen this confirmed by more than one doctor since the story broke. It can happen. Usually takes 10 to 20 years to manifest as cancer, so may or may not be wifey's fault...
    If you're eating out someone's pussy for 20 years straight, surely halitosis is a more immediate problem than cancer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    If you're eating out someone's pussy for 20 years straight, surely halitosis is a more immediate problem than cancer?
    10 to 20 years straight? Try tongue fatigue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I could care less. The man is a shit actor.
    The stupidity amazes me.
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    BTW, if eating pussy kills. I'm a goner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Eating HPV infected...and it's not a hatred of cock for some, it's a dislike of penetration, often due to tightness and lack of elasticity.
    DUDE!!!!...we can argue over some things and agree on others the love we share is all that matters...love, what is it....?

    Love, is too strong of a word how about...looohve..or,.loovay..no, no, no,... I don't like those either...ahhh....I know...sassafactive interpolation of informative matters between two individuals of and towards comparision of a belief that once today is over we will be on the same idea forthright quest again without variance of a degree towards the goals we have set as a team.

    Much better!

    What was the question ...and I may need to keep my, "who hah"....as installed from birth,so I hope that doesn't truncate our affair that never was or will be.


    We will always have, Paris.What the hell does that even mean...Paris...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_R View Post
    BTW, if eating pussy kills. I'm a goner.
    I think a lot of us are in trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Driving AND surfing Army at the same time?
    I am a professional. I drive and surf the Army on my computer, while texting and talking on the phone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    I am a professional. I drive and surf the Army on my computer, while texting and talking on the phone!
    with a boner...
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    with a boner...
    Yes!!

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    The Douglas thing was inevitable , It cant be just the Army Where a cunt makes ya sick
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Now there is all of these Professionals on the TeeVee saying that isn't what MD ment that this HPV Cancer can come from 15 yeas ago...lol...so Zeta got on the old man and started some shit about her pussy being bad and a killer...lol....

    Why not 2 years 17 years 45 years ago...LOLOLOLOLL.... how long have they been married ......14.5 years ...lol....


    I love this shit!!

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    Oh c'mon! You would shag Cathering Zeta-Jones till' your knob fell off.

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    I liked her looks before she got married then she just looked like a paid off gold digger (hollyood contract marriage) to me...fine for her, she knows where the money is and the baby insures wealth even in the worse divorce or prenup...lol.

    and ..yes before the marriage I have always persued her body style...never liked the thin athletic type give me a girl who can bounce her ass around and drive me crazy...I would have hit that in a New York second. ...and made sure, it lasted at least, thru the weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    I liked her looks before she got married then she just looked like a paid off gold digger (hollyood contract marriage) to me...fine for her, she knows where the money is and the baby insures wealth even in the worse divorce or prenup...lol.


    She would have been better off marrying an old baseball star rather than an old actor...



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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    I think a lot of us are in trouble.
    I'm looking for an affordable grave, just in case...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
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    are not.

    Oh dear.

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    I;ve been depressed & suicidal. Any ladies wanna help me kill myself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    are not.
    Am too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    The Douglas thing was inevitable , It cant be just the Army Where a cunt makes ya sick
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    Michael Douglas's ExWife came out and said It wasn't me! She claims to have never had that type of virus. In other words, "Hey my pussy was clean. Mike lapped it up like a thirsty dog but my pussy never infected him or gave him cancer. I swear. You can't make this shit up.
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    Michael Douglas blames his oral cancer on bad pussy. His bipolar wife is probably loving it right now. Eddie Van Halen blames his cancer on a metal guitar pick. It's never the lit tobacco products. Maybe it's Val's pussy that turned Ed's teeth black and made them fall out. Or maybe celluloid guitar pick causes that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    are not.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    No way Will I Stopping Eating Pussy.I Love It,I Need It and It Feels So Good.
    Flame On, Dan!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    Flame On, Dan!

    Oh shit. Ace in da house! What's up AD? Good to see you lurking again & giving the mods grief.

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