What's wrong with you?

[Satan]

I see myself as a god and view other human beings as useless eaters; especially that annoying loud mouthed Alex Jones.

I thought you left the LDS church? Didn't you forfeit the chance to become God of your own planet when you defected?

[Angel]

They who ??

This thread sucks ass, BTW...

University professors. Learn how to read. Sounds like you're on the rag again...

[Nitro Express]

But you're just another useless eater...

Nope. My great grandfather was a Benson. I have the right bloodlines. I might not be active in the church but that doesn't matter. Us lucifarians just use that as cover anyways. I'm still in the Mormon Illuminati.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/bloodlines/mormon.htm

[Nitro Express]

What really sucked was the ritualistic child abuse all us illuminati kids have to go through. That monarch programming fucks you up.

http://www.utlm.org/newsletters/no80.htm

Oh well when your dad works for Avril Harriman and is in the OTO and Temple of Set, you pay the price but the other perks are good. I just didn't get very far because I refused to have gay anal sex in a coffin at Skull and Bones.

[Satan]

I hate those "Temple of Set" idiots.....

If you're going to worship me, at least get my name right!

[Nitro Express]

I hate those "Temple of Set" idiots.....

If you're going to worship me, at least get my name right!

Well that's the US Army for you. The Temple of Set was set up by one of their generals trying to prove he was better than Anthony Levay (This Working became necessary when many Satanists, along with the majority of the Priesthood of the Church of Satan,[2] left that organization because of administrative and philosophical disagreements with its founder Anton Szandor LaVey.[2] The Temple of Set was incorporated in California that same year as a nonprofit church.[3]). Fucking California satanists. They are a bunch of egoed out fruitnuts. The OTO is much better. Crowley knew his shit. I stayed away from Scientology. It's really Satanism but I don't need to pretend to be a Star Trek fag to worship the all mighty Lucifer.

[Satan]

Oh please.... don't try to hang that Xenu dragonshit on me!

[Nitro Express]

Oh please.... don't try to hang that Xenu dragonshit on me!

Well it's because The Mormons and The Scientologists never had the balls to just tell people what they really were. Anthony LeVay had balls. He hung it all out for everyone to see and called his organization The Church of Satan. Sadly it ain't what it used to be.

[Nitro Express]

Oh well. The New World Order is almost here. Once we rid ourselves of our enemies we can let it all hang out in the open and not worry. There are plans to build a 110 story statue of Moloch on the temple mount in Jerusalem so the anti-christ can have mass sacrifices there.

[Nitro Express]

I'm just glad I didn't go to Bilderberg this year. That swashbuckling Alex Jones and his blow horn would really get on my nerves. I mean the meetings are just a bunch of boring bankers, politicians, corporate heads, and media types. Mostly it's one big egoed out circle jerk with everyone trying to kiss David de Rothschild, Jay Rockefeller, and Henry Kissinger's ass. It makes me sick. I would just spend the time of the golf course but how in the fuck can you play golf with Alex Jones making all that incessant noise?

I mean here you have a beautiful day in jolly old England and Alex Jones drops a big fucking turd on it and ruins it for everyone. I tell ya. I probably would grab a bottle of Beefeater gin, get wasted and beat off to Kate Winslet.

[envy_me]

Actually have not seen my wife's mom since the day we were married in 1993, so never had them together at once. Sad she never even met her own grandkids wish I understood but her loss. I actually like my fiance's mom she is coming here this week. She mostly speaks Russian but cracks me up. Painfully blunt and honest which I do well with. Yeah complicated but luckily everyone genuinely cares about each other but it is cool watching peeps at times not know who to make eye contact with etc... Great friendship can survive beyond a marriage. I have an odd path in life from day one, I accepted I'm not just wired the same most folks. I'm sure eventually someone will shoot me but I'll go with a smile on my face and it will be worth it.

Oh, a Russian girl Now that you're kind of in, if you ever get a chance visit an Orthodox church. It's very special.

The other mother in law, that you don't like, you should have just sent her over to Yngwies to borrow some sugar

[Nitro Express]

But what is really wrong with me is I'm always stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea...

[Coyote]

What's wrong with me?

Procrastination due to old insecurities. (Slowly but surely pushing through them)
Lousy real life "friends", who want to either keep me at their level or lower. (Slowly but surely dropping the jealous little shit-talking cunts from my circles)
Piston broke.
Pining over an ex-girlfriend... (I'm getting over it)

Minor adjustments required, that's all...

[ELVIS]

University professors.

They would know, eh hoser ??

[ELVIS]

Nope. My great grandfather was a Benson. I have the right bloodlines. I might not be active in the church but that doesn't matter. Us lucifarians just use that as cover anyways. I'm still in the Mormon Illuminati.

What the fuck ever...

[Angel]

They would know, eh hoser ??

Put a tampon in it, ffs.

[ELVIS]

Put a tampon in it, ffs.

University professors...

I know one...he works at Autozone now...

He's very helpful and speaks good English...

[Angel]

University professors...

I know one...he works at Autozone now...

He's very helpful and speaks good English...

Jesus fucking Christ. Are you in University right now? No....so how the fuck would you know that they tell students not to quote Wiki, but if you are having trouble finding articles for your research, you can often find links to peer reviewed journal articles. Go to church, Elvis. You need all the help you can get.

[ELVIS]

Obomba was a College professor too...

Perfect Autozone material...

[ELVIS]

Are you in University right now?

Fuck no and thank God for that...

Get your degree and get the fuck outta there...

Don't listen to their bullshit...

[Zing!]

Oh well. The New World Order is almost here. Once we rid ourselves of our enemies we can let it all hang out in the open and not worry. There are plans to build a 110 story statue of Moloch on the temple mount in Jerusalem so the anti-christ can have mass sacrifices there.

Anyone ever tell you you do a great Elvis?

[envy_me]

Anyone ever tell you you do a great Elvis?

I love you

[ELVIS]

Keep laughing...

[envy_me]

Keep laughing...

He was making fun of Nitro, not you.

[ELVIS]

I don't need the thread described to me...

[envy_me]

I don't need the thread described to me...

It's not. It's supposed to be about health...

[ELVIS]

I really think you might be brain dead...

Maybe you need to get your cholesterol up...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It's not. It's supposed to be about health...

spiritual?

[envy_me]

I really think you might be brain dead...

Maybe you need to get your cholesterol up...

Even if I was, I am way ahead of you. You can't be brain dead if you have no brain.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

monsanto

[ELVIS]

Even if I was, I am way ahead of you. You can't be brain dead if you have no brain.

Ahead of me on what ??

I have a healthy brain...

You're all about fluff in your own little world of make believe...

And a health thread ??

What do you know about health ??

Stick to food pics and shoes...

[envy_me]

Ahead of me on what ??

I have a healthy brain...

You're all about fluff in your own little world of make believe...

And a health thread ??

What do you know about health ??

Stick to food pics and shoes...

I am trying but you are ruining the food thread with your paranoia.

[ELVIS]

The food supply is being poisoned, what's paranoid about that ??

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[envy_me]

I HATE that I am getting you as a friend suggestion

[ELVIS]

You can only be friends with people who agree with you ??

[envy_me]

You can only be friends with people who agree with you ??

Absolutelly not. I can be friends with people with many different opinions.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I HATE that I am getting you as a friend suggestion

from whom? where?

[ELVIS]

Well then don't get all bent out of shape if I post a comment in a thread you started...

It's you bitching about it that derails the thread...

[ELVIS]

from whom? where?

Planet Gluten...