Tebow Signs 2-Year Deal With Pats

[Kristy]

Right, silly me. Teblow's Philippine molestation must not exist in the annuals of Wiki.


Me bad.

[Fairwrning]

I would have bet the farm on this guy becoming a motivational speaker...looks like he did pretty well as a commentator..http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200...otball-analyst

[Kristy]

Is this about Peyton Manning? Because if this isn't about Peyton Manning than it's not worth reading.

[Terry]

Is this about Peyton Manning? Because if this isn't about Peyton Manning than it's not worth reading.

He really is the best QB in the league...maybe close to the best of all time.

[Terry]

He sucks. Now he has all the free time in the world to go back to molesting little boys in the Philippines. Fuck him and the Bible he rode into town on.

I think I'd actually like Tebow more if he had some kinky, freaky personality trait that he has managed to keep hidden. Not necessarily molesting little boys hailing from the Asian rim, but something...like, even if Tebow had, say, a compulsive urge to touch himself in an unclean manner every time he saw a cross...or if he paid a masseuse to dress up as a nun and give him a happy ending...

Now he's supposedly going to be a commentator, but from the press conferences he's given, Tebow is seemingly unable to speak in anything other than standard football player clichés so it's doubtful he'll be anything to write home about as a broadcaster.

[Nickdfresh]

I have it on good authority that he obsessively masturbates to nun porn. But then again, who doesn't?.

[Satan]

Now for another season of ESPN and every other sports media outlet to have their chance at licking Tim T-Bonehead's asshole.

Are you sure they have time for that, between all their licking of Colon Crappyprick's asshole. Or R-gay-III (most overrated QB since ....well, since Tebow, actually) who they continue to babble on endlessly about, even when his season is over.

I mean there's only 24 hours in a day.

[Satan]

I have it on good authority that he obsessively masturbates to nun porn. But then again, who doesn't?.

Well I do.... but then, I'm the Devil, so nuns are serious fetish material for me.

[Kristy]

He really is the best QB in the league...maybe close to the best of all time.

So good in fact he'll choke this Sunday.

[Terry]

So good in fact he'll choke this Sunday.

Ah, will he CHOKE, or will he...not choke?
(Was trying to produce something more elliptical, but then remembered halfway through that I'm mildly retarded)