Boss TU-2 chromatic tuner....

[kwame k]

You're the hack...

Well of course I am.......I'm a drummer for fuck's sake

[ELVIS]

The entire.....I can intonate my guitar by ear and can tune pitch perfect by ear!

I did it right here while arguing with jfail on Sunday morning...

[kwame k]

Too many splinters on your sphincter ??

Unlike you.....I want to make sure I'm in tune always

[ELVIS]

Well of course I am.......I'm a drummer for fuck's sake

Can you tune a drum to a song or a key ??

[kwame k]

I did it right here while arguing with jfail on Sunday morning...

You can not sit here with a straight face and tell me NOT using a tuner is the way to go........it makes zero sense and I know the reason you're keeping this up is to bait us into a flame war

.....and I'm cool with that!

[kwame k]

Can you tune a drum to a song or a key ??

They're one in the same......every song has a key or multiple keys.

And yes I can......I use a drum key

[ELVIS]

You huffing nitrous oxide ??

[kwame k]

No...........

You got any?

[ELVIS]

You can not sit here with a straight face and tell me NOT using a tuner is the way to go........it makes zero sense and I know the reason you're keeping this up is to bait us into a flame war

.....and I'm cool with that!

Aural tuning is more accurate...

Ask any veteran piano tuner...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You huffing nitrous oxide ??

burning electrical tape

[jhale667]

That's what I'm doing right now...

What are you doing right now, filling out your security logs or just posting on the internet on the bosses time ??

Really bothers you, huh? "Security logs"? Oh right, because you've decided you now think I'm a security guard. Wrong, but keep speculating, dummy.


You really think the wank you posted was "riff" heavy? Think it made any other guitar player here heard it and thought they needed to go back to the woodshed? Why, because you recycled some Yngwie licks and did a couple of unimaginative whammy bar tricks? Think again. And you have the nerve to call someone else "arrogant". Hilarity!


Let's review: you talked all that crap about people's tone, then you, the supposed authority - posted something that sounds like you used your old broken Rockman. THEN when that was pointed out, you made excuses about that, and for why you couldn't play to a click when people noticed it was out-of-sync. Much like you're making excuses for why your shit is out of tune in this thread. Seems like a pattern. And we're not talking about tuning pianos, dummy. Your ear is not as accurate as an electronic tuner (it's not possible) - that's a lie. Bearing false witness is a sin, recall.


Again, at the rate you "work" we'll expect something new from you around 2016. And we'll expect to be underwhelmed once again.

[kwame k]

Aural tuning is more accurate...

Ask any veteran piano tuner...

Point taken.......tuning a piano pitch perfect makes it sound out of tune.......I get that!

Still when you're recording with a band and doing overdubs having a common reference point makes it way easier and sounds way better!

[ELVIS]

Really bothers you, huh? "Security logs"? Oh right, because you've decided you now think I'm a security guard. Wrong, but keep speculating, dummy.

Dude, if you had a real position you'd have it posted all over the internet...

You obviously have some menial job...

You really think the wank you posted was "riff" heavy?

Not particularly...

Think it made any other guitar player here heard it and thought they needed to go back to the woodshed?

No...but I'm sure you can't figure it out...

Why, because you recycled some Yngwie licks and did a couple of unimaginative whammy bar tricks? Think again. And you have the nerver to call someone else "arrogant". Hilarity!

You're panicking now...

Better make sure you're supervisor isn't watching...

Let's review: you talked all that crap about people's tone, then you, the supposed authority - posted something that sounds like you used your old broken Rockman. THEN when that was pointed out, you made excuses about that, and for why you couldn't play to a click when people noticed it was out-of-sync. Much like you're making excuses for why your shit is out of tune in this thread. Seems like a pattern. And we're not talking about tuning pianos, dummy. Your ear is not as accurate as an electronic tuner (it's not possible) - that's a lie. Bearing false witness is a sin, recall.

You're really a know-nothing jackass...

I posted a song idea...who gives a fuck if the timing is off or the tone isn't perfect ??

That matters ZERO...

Wow, so the timing was spot on on the last sleepy chord progression and click track you tried to solo over...

Again, at the rate you "work" we'll expect something new from you around 2016. And we'll expect to be underwhelmed once again.

I have about ten songs, some with lyrics...

How many do you have ??

Thought so...

[vandeleur]

Opinion on this seems to be divided between those members who have been in a band and those members who are in the Elvis house orchestra

[ELVIS]

Still when you're recording with a band and doing overdubs having a common reference point makes it way easier and sounds way better!

Sounds better than what ??

I know how to tune instruments...

It's not rocket science...