That's what I said long ago...
That's what I said long ago...
Just to summarize this ELVIS says he doesn't have a tuner but agrees you do need one if you do gigs.
So basically all we've learned from him in this thread is that he has been playing in his bedroom for 35 years and it's quiet in there...
Plus that he knows more than anyone else here because he just does - OK?
you guys and girls with big fretted shred guitars will know what i'm on about setting the intonation 5 or 10 % of a semitone flat...
yes; i understand he is the world's foremost authority on everything.Originally Posted by Seshmeister
Just to summarize this ELVIS says he doesn't have a tuner but agrees you do need one if you do gigs.
So basically all we've learned from him in this thread is that he has been playing in his bedroom for 35 years and it's quiet in there...
Plus that he knows more than anyone else here because he just does - OK?
You can't fucking read either...
You drunk again on monday morning ??
I was saying you would need one as a tech to check tuning and intonation...
But I've been playing gigs since age 16 and never once have I needed a tuner...
bet it sounds great!!
I'm not sure having his teddy bear as lead singer works, maybe one of the other soft toys should step up to the mark...
I'm not sure having his teddy bear as lead singer works, maybe one of the other soft toys should step up to the mark...
fuck your fucking framing
Not your fault the Kunt is a reverse Queen Midas....everything she touches turns to shit...Damn I wish I hadn't stated this now
He is so serious about claiming to be able to do this he actually does it just to prove to himself that he can?
Too much time on his hands, apparently.
And, not enough brain power to actually know that he is capable....he has to throw his pawnshop special out of intonation just to prove to himself that he still knows how to do it because he is incapable of actually "remembering" whether or not he can do it.
Yeah, that is about his speed.
Just to summarize this ELVIS says he doesn't have a tuner but agrees you do need one if you do gigs.
So basically all we've learned from him in this thread is that he has been playing in his bedroom for 35 years and it's quiet in there...
Plus that he knows more than anyone else here because he just does - OK?
Yup, he's a self-appointed expert on everything... a regular jackass of all trades...
lets summarize...........
3 points to set intonation.....12th fret harmonic, one string & fretted note at 12th fret all need to match........
TUNERS are essential to gigging.....yes, if you've played forever you can tune by ear....BUT a tuner gets it PERFECT...or as close to perfect as most guitars get
I've been playing bedrooms and bars for 35 years and never owned a tuner...
Moron.
With a capital M ....
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
What good is tuning by ear if you are going to subject the audience of 5 to the high-volume sounds of you taking 5 minutes just to tune a string by ear?
That is the other important reason to have an inline tuner (so you can tune SILENTLY, as well as accurately).
But then, Elbow can stand there in his bedroom with his Rockstar Combo Amp for 20 minutes going "dow...dowdow.....dow....dow...dow...dowwwwww....." and the only person it will bother is his husband. Or maybe not, if his husband is a stupid as he is.
And yes, I have a TU-2, and also an NS-1. And to round out my stompboxes, I have an original Ibanez TS-9. I have no need for anything else.
Last edited by Hardrock69; 06-17-2013 at 03:05 PM.
You should NEVER subject an audience of any size to audible tuning, it's disrespectful as well as amateurish.
Well when your "audience" is some stuffed animals, a poster of Ronald Reagan, and Alex Jones on the TV I think you're pretty safe.....
Only time I've broken that rule, was when I didn't have my usual rig with me. Had to use someone elses Flextone, and I didn't know jack or shit about the inner workings of that thing...
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
That'd be a (rare) exception obviously, not your fault if it wasn't your rig. I bring a hand-held (now clip-on) tuner in addition to the one on my board, in case I break a string, or hey, what if I want to tune at some hot girl's table between sets...?
Yeah, I gotta get me one of those...
I highly recommend the Peterson Stroboclip. Love mine.
my korg pitchclip was $20. it's plenty accurate enough!
Fag...
With a capital FUCK OFF !!
Especially being a pro like you, eh ??
Fucking retard...
To do what, collect unemployment and play I dream of being a homo rock queen all day ??
It's the KORG that I use. Solid and reliable
btw, due to the inconsistencies of the standard western 12 tone row, natural harmonics don't always line up at their appropriate frets.
the maths and physics students understand this. if you'd like proof, get hold of an oscilloscope and compare 440hz to 220hz, or 880hz, harmonic and fretted.
ash out
And that matters how to Rock & Roll ??
Gee, Elbow-hack's ranting doesn't make him look like that much more of an idiot... NO....
Who gives a fuck ??
Meanwhile, I'm busy writing songs while you're sucking your own and everyone's dicks around you...
Sad...
Who gives a fuck ??
Meanwhile, I'm busy writing songs while you're sucking your own and everyone's dicks around you...
Sad...
Yep, you're sad alright.
Go fuck yourself, dude... you've posted ONE noodle in the last several years - one where the tempo was all over the fucking place, let's recall. I've posted two in the last week. My guitars were in tune too!
But that is what Elbow is all about.....he is anything but "pro-feshun-al".....
Who gives a fuck ??
Meanwhile, I'm busy writing songs while you're sucking your own and everyone's dicks around you...
Sad...
Ode to Alex Jone$?
If Infowars is Wrong, I don't want to be Right?
or your latest dittie: "You're all Fags who Suck Cocks"
well, i did mention it won't make 'freebird' sound any better...
We keep a cheap Korg CA-30 around as a back up for gigs and our guitarists have inline turners on their peddle board rigs!
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
yo, kwame!
What's up, brother Ash
I use a KORG tuner......never let me down
I have a clip-on tuner around here somewhere....never took it out of the package
aaahh, same like you bro!! busy rock n rollin
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