Not really...
I heard your last "album."
Not really...
I heard your last "album."
Love to hear yours.....Originally Posted by ELVIS
You have done one, right?
Says the guy who posts here 24/7. Right. Tell us another one. Trying thinking before you post once in a while....
So in other words, didn't happen.
Did happen...
And I've been invited to do more...
I don't fucking lie, unlike yourself...
And BTW, This is the ONLY website I post on...
What little personal information I've posted on this site is the ONLY info I have EVER posted on the internet...
My real life activities are not for you or anyone else to know, and they're 100% NOT on the internet...
What I throw you are crumbs and you eat it up like it's crack...
Now, stiop getting high as a fucking kite (fortune 500 drug screen) and write an actual song...
Until then, I'm not the least bit interested in your selfish drama...
Point out where I've lied, idiot. We've been through that before - you can't, because I'm not.
You're the one lying about having perfect pitch, and "mopping the floor" with people among other things...
Btw, how many gigs have you been invited to fly to other states to do?
Oh, and ZZ Top called.... they want their "riff" back.
i'm proud of lounge for not takin' the "mopping" thing personal
You're the one lying about having perfect pitch, and "mopping the floor" with people among other things...
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
i'm proud of lounge for not takin' the "mopping" thing personal
No one's taking it personally, but it's a safe bet he finds it at least as hilarious as I do.
kwame uses a tuning fork on his drum set?
You first.
Point out where I've lied, idiot. We've been through that before - you can't, because I'm not.
You're intellectually dishonest on a daily basis...
And using the title "guitarist" is a dishonest...
You use it to paint a picture that's untrue...
You're the one lying about having perfect pitch, and "mopping the floor" with people among other things...
I do have perfect pitch, why would I lie...
And the mopping the floor line was because you think in your deluded little mind that you're some kind of above average guitar player...
You try to project this image that you're the Roth Army rock star when in reality, you're nothing more than a working stiff and that's all you will ever be...
BTW, how long 'till retirement so you can purchase that nice metal detector at Sears ??
Btw, how many gigs have you been invited to fly to other states to do?
One, maybe two, but who cares ??
Last edited by ELVIS; 06-19-2013 at 12:53 PM.
Yeah...
Did you google "riff" to see what one actually is ??
That's what I'm doing right now...
What are you doing right now, filling out your security logs or just posting on the internet on the bosses time ??
Oh, OK
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
What's funny about that ??Oh, OK
Wow, these little dirt-kicking rants of yours that double as views into your psychosis dodn't prove who's REALLY the jealous one, do they?
"Intellectually dishonest"....lol... you're soaking in it, hack.
Well, duh..........I stopped using drumsticks 10 years ago
You're the hack...
The entire.....I can intonate my guitar by ear and can tune pitch perfect by ear!
Other than that, nothing
Too many splinters on your sphincter ??I stopped using drumsticks 10 years ago
Well of course I am.......I'm a drummer for fuck's sake
I did it right here while arguing with jfail on Sunday morning...
Unlike you.....I want to make sure I'm in tune always
Can you tune a drum to a song or a key ??Well of course I am.......I'm a drummer for fuck's sake
You can not sit here with a straight face and tell me NOT using a tuner is the way to go........it makes zero sense and I know the reason you're keeping this up is to bait us into a flame war
.....and I'm cool with that!
They're one in the same......every song has a key or multiple keys.
And yes I can......I use a drum key
You huffing nitrous oxide ??
No...........
You got any?
Aural tuning is more accurate...You can not sit here with a straight face and tell me NOT using a tuner is the way to go........it makes zero sense and I know the reason you're keeping this up is to bait us into a flame war
.....and I'm cool with that!
Ask any veteran piano tuner...
burning electrical tape
Really bothers you, huh? "Security logs"? Oh right, because you've decided you now think I'm a security guard. Wrong, but keep speculating, dummy.
You really think the wank you posted was "riff" heavy? Think it made any other guitar player here heard it and thought they needed to go back to the woodshed? Why, because you recycled some Yngwie licks and did a couple of unimaginative whammy bar tricks? Think again. And you have the nerve to call someone else "arrogant". Hilarity!
Let's review: you talked all that crap about people's tone, then you, the supposed authority - posted something that sounds like you used your old broken Rockman. THEN when that was pointed out, you made excuses about that, and for why you couldn't play to a click when people noticed it was out-of-sync. Much like you're making excuses for why your shit is out of tune in this thread. Seems like a pattern. And we're not talking about tuning pianos, dummy. Your ear is not as accurate as an electronic tuner (it's not possible) - that's a lie. Bearing false witness is a sin, recall.
Again, at the rate you "work" we'll expect something new from you around 2016. And we'll expect to be underwhelmed once again.
Last edited by jhale667; 06-19-2013 at 01:26 PM.
Point taken.......tuning a piano pitch perfect makes it sound out of tune.......I get that!
Still when you're recording with a band and doing overdubs having a common reference point makes it way easier and sounds way better!
Really bothers you, huh? "Security logs"? Oh right, because you've decided you now think I'm a security guard. Wrong, but keep speculating, dummy.
Dude, if you had a real position you'd have it posted all over the internet...
You obviously have some menial job...
You really think the wank you posted was "riff" heavy?
Not particularly...
Think it made any other guitar player here heard it and thought they needed to go back to the woodshed?
No...but I'm sure you can't figure it out...
Why, because you recycled some Yngwie licks and did a couple of unimaginative whammy bar tricks? Think again. And you have the nerver to call someone else "arrogant". Hilarity!
You're panicking now...
Better make sure you're supervisor isn't watching...
Let's review: you talked all that crap about people's tone, then you, the supposed authority - posted something that sounds like you used your old broken Rockman. THEN when that was pointed out, you made excuses about that, and for why you couldn't play to a click when people noticed it was out-of-sync. Much like you're making excuses for why your shit is out of tune in this thread. Seems like a pattern. And we're not talking about tuning pianos, dummy. Your ear is not as accurate as an electronic tuner (it's not possible) - that's a lie. Bearing false witness is a sin, recall.
You're really a know-nothing jackass...
I posted a song idea...who gives a fuck if the timing is off or the tone isn't perfect ??
That matters ZERO...
Wow, so the timing was spot on on the last sleepy chord progression and click track you tried to solo over...
Again, at the rate you "work" we'll expect something new from you around 2016. And we'll expect to be underwhelmed once again.
I have about ten songs, some with lyrics...
How many do you have ??
Thought so...
Opinion on this seems to be divided between those members who have been in a band and those members who are in the Elvis house orchestra
fuck your fucking framing
Sounds better than what ??
I know how to tune instruments...
It's not rocket science...
I've been in quite a few bands...Opinion on this seems to be divided between those members who have been in a band and those members who are in the Elvis house orchestra
I've been in an airplane and I didn't know how that worked either ;-)
Gotta call bullshit on that.
If you gig as a guitar player in a band and the club owner pays you at the end of the night, even if it's next to nothing, you've earned your cut being a guitarist.
I know J has done more than just a gig at a club.
There are lots of guitarists here. Some more accomplished than others. No BFD.
Now, this doesn't mean I'd call Walter White's (Breaking Bad) assistant a physicist for pushing meth, but you get my point.
Last edited by DLR Bridge; 06-19-2013 at 01:49 PM.
Not with the precision of a tuner you don't, period!
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