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  1. 06-13-2013, 06:05 PM #1
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    Happy birthday, Von!!!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY




    50, ha? How does it feel
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
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  2. 06-13-2013, 06:31 PM #2
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    Happy 50th Birthday, Von!!

    Sesh picking you to co-pilot this flight proves that there's a magical spirit and common sense at the bottom of every bottle of cheap vodka!

    I had the honor and the privilege of modding Main no less than 3 times at the amazing DDLR. During the Roth Radio days, that involved waking up at 5:30am and setting up the listening threads (which I always did with a picture of Next Door Nikki....the unofficial RothRadio girl)....and you know those spots you see floating in front of your eyes that early in the morning?.....and no matter how old you get, you actually reach out and try to grab them?

    I had no problem doing that, because DDLR was not only a sister-site to the Army here, it's because while we were active, we stood on our own, and had a helluva lot of fun.

    We made jokes, got rowdy, and had an awesome amount of fun, and if someone got offended, then fuck them if they couldn't take a joke. This was before everyone got all PC and so easily offended.

    Good times.....DAMN good times!!

    Thank You!

    Happy 50th Birthday Vonnie!!
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    A Most Unholy Birthday, Von.

    I'm sending up two horny bisexual succubi for you........

    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

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  4. 06-13-2013, 07:15 PM #4
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    Even knowing Von makes me feel older.

    Happy half century!
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  5. 06-13-2013, 07:18 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    A Most Unholy Birthday, Von.

    I'm sending up two horny bisexual succubi for you........

    There was a thread over there called "Chicks Making Out With Other Chicks" that some deranged bastard started over there that went at least 24 pages....

    ....that pic would've fit in there perfectly!
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  6. 06-13-2013, 07:25 PM #6
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    Happy Birthday, Von!
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  7. 06-13-2013, 07:46 PM #7
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    Happy birthday, Von!!
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    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.
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    I hope you have a miserable birthday you goat fucking bastard.

    (kidding, ha ha)

    Oh dear.
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  9. 06-13-2013, 07:55 PM #9
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    Thanks! I can't believe I made it!

    My goal was to go out guns blazing in some intersection somewhere, by the age of 25. Thank goodness I pussed out!

    Manbone, you still got all those radio shows? We need to put them up!

    I'm going to the Wisconsin show. You better be there!


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  10. 06-13-2013, 08:06 PM #10
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    All the best mate , 50 aint bad going.
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  11. 06-13-2013, 08:11 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    I hope you have a miserable birthday you goat fucking bastard.

    (kidding, ha ha)
    Yeah, what she said!
    "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Manbone, you still got all those radio shows? We need to put them up!

    I'm going to the Wisconsin show. You better be there!
    Are you fucking kidding me? I've been shopping in every store for the most nuclear orange shorts I can find to wear to this show!!

    Tickets just arrived. We'll be there all 4 days!

    VAN FUCKIN' HALEN!!!!
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  13. 06-13-2013, 09:31 PM #13
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    Happy birthday young feller. For you, I doff my cap 50 times...


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  14. 06-13-2013, 09:33 PM #14
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    Had to split'em up...


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    Aaaand here's ten more...

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  16. 06-13-2013, 09:35 PM #16
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    Happy Birthday Von Hagar!
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    Happy Birthday Von !
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    http://www.youtube.com/user/VHFranceVideos (Our new Channel)
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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    There was a thread over there called "Chicks Making Out With Other Chicks" that some deranged bastard started over there that went at least 24 pages....

    ....that pic would've fit in there perfectly!
    I loved that thread!
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    50 ??

    Hahahahahaha...

    I took a striped shit for you...


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    Seriously though, brother...

    Happy Birthday !!

    I'm jamming Peace of Mind in your honor...


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    Well Von, happy birthday and hope you had some boobies and vag in your face. And now...



    ...you can officially say you're "too old for this shit!"
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    Happy late birthday wish to everyone's favorite closet Michigan fan! Rock on Von, hope you had a kick ass birthday man.
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    Your birthday came,
    your birthday went,
    here's the wish
    I should have sent...


    You're older than I am!
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