Already did. Mine plus WARF and a coupla others. You nasty sumbitch. We sold them to you a long time ago.Originally Posted by Satan
Whoa.... what's with the formalities? It's not like anybody's selling their soul here, right?
Yes, fire Dr. Love & Super Mod Cato!
Yes, don't fire ChefCraig, fire the other one & Super Mod Cato.
Yes, instead of Dr. Love.
No, but fire Dr. Love anyway.
Already did. Mine plus WARF and a coupla others. You nasty sumbitch. We sold them to you a long time ago.Whoa.... what's with the formalities? It's not like anybody's selling their soul here, right?
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Well, exactly! You can't sell it twice.
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
I can sell it, two, maybe four times. I am just that good. See - if you were really Satan you would know that!
Good God Almighty! I am the Man!! Wooo!! Woooooo!!!!
Selling our souls? By the way I drink,dance, party, and fuck....that ship has fucking sailed!Whoa.... what's with the formalities? It's not like anybody's selling their soul here, right?
Me and Donnie just made a solemn pact that we would always protect our friends. And that there would finally be some peace. You unwittingly became a witness!
It's peace-time. It's a celebration, bitches!!
I am Satan.... and don't forget, I have all the lawyers down here. Don't try to get out of your contract!
Oy vey!
Dear God,
Lately, Satan has been trying to act hip and relevant, but has been failing miserably. It's like he's pretending that he's hip with his TracFone and dial-up internet service. It's as if he's the drunk creepy uncle everyone's afraid of, yet they don't know exactly why......could you bring him into the 21st century, and maybe hook him up with at least A Verizon contract or something? He's starting to look like the 'old guy at the club' at this point....it's embarassing...for him!
Also, I could use some love in tomorrow nights PowerBall drawing. My numbers are 3-22-33-42-52 and 24. Hit it like ya' mean it! I'll buy him some new clothes and a cell that's actually state-of-the-art so he won't look like such a felon and a moron!
Thanks bro!
Love always,
hambon4lif.
Hi Hambone. I'm C-Dog, a good friend of Donnie. How's it hanging?
Like it always is...to the left, loose, and full of juice!
I have no idea why I'm telling you this....you're not gonna start beating off, are you?
Me neither. I keep my "juice" in my balls until I'm ready to deliver it at the proper time.
Hambon is definitelly the most entertaining poster here. The only laughs I got from this site yesterday were Hambon and Dr. Love. That alone should be reason enough to make Hambon a mod.
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
I know you probably don't know what I'm talking about, but some time ago Imapus was trying to exchange Dr. Love with you. Now it's Cato. You didn't do anything, you probably didn't even see it.
Let me clear just one thing - gar was the only banned member & I was the one who did it.
I'll bet good money that noone on that site dislikes failbon more than I do. He's a blowhard living in a fantasy world & likes to act & talk all tough, obviously to make up for something.
Would I mind if he registered there? Not. One. Bit.
The site is free for EVERYONE, even the people I don't like, unless they're paedophiles. That's why gar was banned.
So I don't believe he was denied registration, unless he was dumb enough to be trying to register at the defunct ProBoards site, which I wouldn't put past him. That would obviously not work.
You see, ProBoards did NOT allow porn, so we obviously could not carry on with such a host. Not that we have porn, but we like to keep the option open.
I call bullshit.
Cheers!
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Let me clear just one thing - gar was the only banned member & I was the one who did it.
I'll bet good money that noone on that site dislikes failbon more than I do. He's a blowhard living in a fantasy world & likes to act & talk all tough, obviously to make up for something.
Would I mind if he registered there? Not. One. Bit.
The site is free for EVERYONE, even the people I don't like, unless they're paedophiles. That's why gar was banned.
So I don't believe he was denied registration, unless he was dumb enough to be trying to register at the defunct ProBoards site, which I wouldn't put past him. That would obviously not work.
You see, ProBoards did NOT allow porn, so we obviously could not carry on with such a host. Not that we have porn, but we like to keep the option open.
I call bullshit.
Cheers!
This is a freaking case study of projecting. The gay guy called "i'm a pussy licker" accuses others of overcompensating
you retards can argue all night.
Cato is a legendary man in the DLR community.
that is all.
So you don't see the name as something humorous?
See, this is the problem with self-professed "mature" people.
They believe themselves to be above childish things like jokes.
They're BORING!
Boring, self-obsessed & they actually believe if they talk about irrelevant issues seriously enough, they may come across as intelligent.
Shut. The fuck. Up.
Cheers!
So you don't see the name as something humorous?
See, this is the problem with self-professed "mature" people.
They believe themselves to be above childish things like jokes.
They're BORING!
Boring, self-obsessed & they actually believe if they talk about irrelevant issues seriously enough, they may come across as intelligent.
Shut. The fuck. Up.
Cheers!
Come on, it was funny
Wait, that was a joke?
I'm sorry, I misinterpreted your intentions.
Let me go back & read it as you intended it to be read.
...
Nope.
Still not funny.
Sorry.
Cheers!
Come on. Cheer up!!Wait, that was a joke?
I'm sorry, I misinterpreted your intentions.
Let me go back & read it as you intended it to be read.
...
Nope.
Still not funny.
Sorry.
Cheers!
Look here, grasshopper...the people that run this board are experienced and know what the fuck they're doing. They also know all the players much better than you. "Makes Envy laugh" is not a criteria for choosing "staff". The super mods have been chosen for a reason. Show some respect for Von and Sesh's wisdom and experience...
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
You fell for the gay thing?This is a freaking case study of projecting. The gay guy called "i'm a pussy licker" accuses others of overcompensating
BTW while we are on the subject here's a question for the board trivia people.
What was Cato's original username here before he changed it in response to Flappo and Grimsdale calling him Cato all the time?
That's easy.
Chinkasu, of course.
Now, Admin the guy before I jihad your ass!
Your metaphoric ass, of course.
Cheers!
marvin.............
hope we never see that gif
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
iwasa probly is...
warf?
Bruce Lee of course. I thought everyone knew Cato was Bruce Lee.
That can't be right. This Cato is Japanese. Not Chinese. Was it Mr Fuji?
I do not know. Prior to joining DDLR, I was a lurker at the Army. I'm sure I've seen it, but I sure as hell don't remember.
Tokyo Rose
this thread is gay.
Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...
Fender Custom Shop Owners Club
Gibson Custom Shop Owners Club
Cato's YouTube Channel
"Guy With The Jiggly Tits Avatar?"
Ha ha! Classic!
Personally, I think we should reinstate all of the mods, then fire all of the webbies.
Plus he moved --just so he could have a rockin license like McLovin...
he's an islander
As far as I know, he never played for the Islanders...
Classic guitar sharkPlus he moved --just so he could have a rockin license like McLovin...
It's been nice knowing ya...I'm outta here...Personally, I think we should reinstate all of the mods, then fire all of the webbies.
i'm sure lard can defend himself
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