Game of thrones has dragons and shit and costs about $60 million a season to make.
I had no idea how much money HBO turned over - $7 a month x 114 million - so over $8 billion???
Game of thrones has dragons and shit and costs about $60 million a season to make.
I had no idea how much money HBO turned over - $7 a month x 114 million - so over $8 billion???
$7 a month AND you have kids?Originally Posted by Seshmeister
if it cost $100 million per movie (do they milk three flicks outta one production?) and $12/seat x oodles more. 114 million people have hbo?
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
a honey.
Ok binnie break down time .
It was great , more lotr than the first one and certainly more action packed .
Barrels out of bondage was very clever and funny , the kids loved it .
There was a bit of license taken here and there but I think that's called fiction and it's more of a leader to what happens in the rings than the book clearly was .
Trying on not to spoil it really tho most will have read the book , dol goldur was great .
Oh yeah there is a fuck off dragon
It's all the things sesh would hate , the movie poster outside says .....
if you think sesh didnt like the last one wait till he see's this
Last edited by vandeleur; 12-14-2013 at 12:37 AM.
fuck your fucking framing
oh yeah there is a fuck off dragon
boom! Rawr! Fire!
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Hey, anyone seen Sesh? (peeks around corner with evil toothy grin) I need to have a chat with him.
Okay, I saw this last Sunday. IT WAS AMAZING!!! I just have no words for the awesomeness of SMAUG. He was perfect. Just perfect. So great. I hope you all get the chance to see this & fully enjoy him in all his glory. Here is another picture of him. Can't paste here for some reason so here is the link to a neat write up about him from USA Today.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/m...smaug/4037287/
Well, I can't wait for around two years from now, so I can watch the whole friggin' thing in 3 days, in my house, with my sound system & a couple of bottles.
Yes, 3 days. One a day. Who the fuck watches 3 films in a row? Apparently, everybody did with LotR, but I just couldn't. I have no geek cred...
Cheers!
Fake.Hey, anyone seen Sesh? (peeks around corner with evil toothy grin) I need to have a chat with him.
Cheers!
Well if they ever do a movie about the whole Derek & Clive saga, then he should play Peter Cook, a.k.a. Clive.
Fuck I finally ran out of excuses to the seshlings - warning 3 hours of IMAX 3D with a hangover can make you a bit woozy...
SPOILER ALERT
Thoughts - I did actually enjoy it, I never saw the first film because the 3rd LOTR plus the reviews put me off.
The barrel scene was great - surely it will end up as a theme park ride.
The bit where the dwarf sleeps in through drinking and misses them leaving didn't make a huge amount of sense. Just heard an interview with the actor (James Nesbitt) and it was because he had to leave to do his TV show in the UK(Munroe)
No dwarf casualties at all?
Most dwarfs are Scottish or Irish - should I find that insulting?
When the new elf girl seems to fall for the sexy dwarf (who doesn't look like a dwarf and seems to have no prosthetics) did anyone else think of the Mini Me sex tape?
Orcs are big scary looking things but apparently very easy to kill.
Tim from the Office seems to be allowed to use the ring a lot more than Frodo before going mental.
Most wizard spells in these films seem to be 'Push someone backwards into a wall' spells - it's not exactly Penn and Teller...
All that gold must have seriously reduced the price of gold in Middle Earth.
In the book the dwarfs were a bit shitty and knew about the ring. In the film they don't so why do they send Bilbo down by himself?
They spend 20 minutes trying to elaborately kill the dragon which completely doesn't work really pissing it off to the point where it decides not to kill them but to fuck off to the town instead?
This Bard character who is the descendant of a guy who didn't manage to kill Smaug with the special arrow, do you think there is maybe just a tiny tiny possibility that he will use the one he just happens to keep in his kitchen to kill Smaug in the next movie?
I missed the Stephen Colbert cameo.
It would be interesting to see where the real sets ended and the CGI started...
Mini me sex tape with break fast .... Shudder ???
What do you mean sets ???
Last edited by vandeleur; 01-05-2014 at 06:27 AM.
I FOUND SMAUG CLIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you still haven't seen it & don't want any spoilers, don't watch. But here he is in all his RAWR GLORY!!!!
ENJOY!!!
and
He was / is just perfect in every way imaginable.
For Sesh and the rest of us unabashed geeks:
https://www.yahoo.com/movies/watch-t...135083632.html
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Last edited by SunisinuS; 07-29-2014 at 01:23 AM. Reason: * spoiler alert....two do not survive. And Peter Jackson made them my favorite brother Dwarves. Did not think he would make them that memorable. Sad even. War Kills.
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
I couldnt find the LOTR thread .
You will find this amusing or not depending how far the brush is stuck up your arse
It is funny how Martin has actually started to like the work...lol wonder if he has still even read the book.
I think the search term you were looking for was 'Motherfucking Smaug', now merged.
Reviews of the final movie are a bit meh, thought I would wait and take them to see it on Xmas eve.
Ta.
Went last night , fucking rocked . Million times better than the other two .
Really impressed with it .
Really?
Not too many endless battles with trolls?
I get enough of that here.
Well it's a fantasy tale about fanatics with no basis in reality . All the best bits of an e post .
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