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    I Thought The Organizers Of The OKC Tornado Benefit Wanted To RAISE Money....

    Instead the fat fool is going to perform.

    http://blogs.tennessean.com/tunein/2...ks-toby-keith/

    The sheeple will love it, but anyone with any integrity at all will not go.

    You would think they would want to RAISE money for the survivors of the tornado, but Spamulus Flatulus will actually decrease the amount of cash they would have taken in if he were not going to be involved.

    Fucking idiot.

    And the organizers of the benefit concert are idiots for including his sorry ass.
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    Maybe he can play the song he wrote for Twister, Headed For The Suck Zone or whatever it was called.
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    Perhaps the audience can be persuaded to bring canned food to the show to donate to the tornado survivors.
    The only stipulation being that they most throw it all at him when he is onstage.

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    I wonder if the dumbass clown will dedicate a song to "all the tractor drivin' motherfuckers" like he did at Farm Aid (and pissed off the hick announcers on the "Nashville Network" in the process, since they didn't have a 7 second delay button)
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    The smart thing would have been to call Spammy in PRIOR to the tornado so that his stomach could have acted as a natural barrier.
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    Another question i have is how a guy that doesn't own a pair of jeans gets invited to Oklahoma anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonrisa salvaje View Post
    The smart thing would have been to call Spammy in PRIOR to the tornado so that his stomach could have acted as a natural barrier.
    or, his enormous suck could have swallowed it
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    I wonder if the dumbass clown will dedicate a song to "all the tractor drivin' motherfuckers" like he did at Farm Aid (and pissed off the hick announcers on the "Nashville Network" in the process, since they didn't have a 7 second delay button)
    "Hey, you guys were in a tornado...I wrote a song that's in a movie about tornadoes!"

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    Yeah, twona....that would be something he would say.....

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