Kristy, love...

[sadaist]

I'm full of hate and I do drugs.

Hey, me too! Maybe that's why I like you. Hmm.....

[DrMaddVibe]

Hey, me too! Maybe that's why I like you. Hmm.....

Oh what the hell...just drill her in the ass and then have her suck you off and be done with it like the rest of us...Fucking SHOWOFF!

[SunisinuS]

That pretty much describes most of my old girlfriends. And probably half or more of the other guys that post here's ex girlfriends or ex wifes. In other words you're the girl next door so to speak.

If Claire has the throat...beware the death:

[clarathecarrot]

Stand back everybody here how it go!

The Sonat in words

Dear sweet the Kristy swinging on her gate.

Oh how I love the Kristy she is so great
Kristy Kristy the Kristy you are so great
I love the Kristy I see her swinging on her garden gate
Her butt looks so good swinging this way and that
She knows she is to old for those hot pants swinging on her gate
her butt looks so good on that garden gate
swinging in the moonlight
kristy kristy the kristy you are so great
I see your eyes rise in the night sky
early october eve I see your furry wombat
outlined by the forest cool blue in the october night
Oh how I love the Kristy she is so great
Kristy Kristy the Kristy you are so great
Kristy Kristy the Kristy swinging on that gate
I dream of Kristy swinging on her gate
She knows I see sugar starlight on her sugar face
Sweet sweet little the Kristy
Swing swing little Kristy swing on that gate
Swing lovely Kristy I swear yea yes like that no no no like that yes yes your ass looks great
Sweet sweet little the Kristy
Swing swing little Kristy swing on that gate
Swing lovely Kristy I swear yea yes like that no no no like yes your ass looks great
My my my little the kristy my my my you know you are to old for those hot pants
yes yes my dear the do make your ass look great
Keep swinging Kristy swing on your garden gate
Swing in the sugar starlight eyes in the october sky
Swing swing the kristy
Kristy Kristy the Kristy you are so great
Kristy Kristy the Kristy swinging on that gate
I dream of Kristy swinging on her gate
She knows I see sugar starlight on her sugar face
Kristy knows she owns me swinging on her gate
Swing swing little Kristy swing on your garden gate

[clarathecarrot]

HEY, ROCKY WANNA SEE ME PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY HAT..?

WOOOOAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................!!!!

Must have been the wrong size hat!

and now,......... Ta dat dah da dah..... for my next trick, Here how'it go

My baby sent me a invitation she still loves you gotta know
She had it hand delivered

It seems my baby wants to send me to a Ex'Partay

She is little Kinky, you gotta know, restraining orders please sign below..

My baby still loves me, you gotta know.

Going to a Ex'Partay!!










Learn To Love The Carrot!!!

[clarathecarrot]

Here is the question on everyones mind.

If, the Kristy is traveling at 375mph in airplane perhaps a turbo prop executive type plane.

On her way to Kansas City from Denver and she is traveling aproximately 600 miles one way.

All the while the earth is rotating under her at 24K mph.


After having hot dirty Wombat relations with Clara for 2 hours, then she sparks up a post cotial marijowanna reefer takes a long smooth draw and blows it out across her sweat soaked belly into candlelit room up into the ceiling fan.

Is her herb legal ?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hmmmmmm

[clarathecarrot]

...and another thing, since you asked..I made a cup of hot tea, it's midnight and I ain't sleeping tonight ... so, back to the story, as it t'were..is t'were even a word, but I digress...so...maybe "as it were", just kinda runs together'er as it t'were and the "t" seems to ooze over into the were where where wer wirr whattever it does I like it...so Long ago in a land far as t'were away.... in the land of "t"....I love drugs.....but I digress...

I made the tea HOT! then I read some posts around here at, -The RA- and that's right people the tea became, "Cool".....I know it's like just being in the same room with me makes things, Cool...I guess it's a gift .

But'tydigress...as it t'were...Is it really cool or just tollerant of my love of the Kristy...the tea....?

Tepid...?

[clarathecarrot]

As I watched, the Kristy's eyes fade slowly off the SW'ern Horizon at 4:10 am this morning I realized, I must not write, Prose, Paragraphs or words today.Pontificating MY LOVE!!!! I must simply play this tune in somewhat complacent retro vision and rotate it.

mmm..rotate...

[clarathecarrot]

I have been lost into the wilderness that is you
I am all these things and nothing more
but then again,,,,,, maybe not.....perhaps
I should say these things again?
should I
should I ...The Kristy............................... love


the kristy, sit still as we speak.... listen, and hear how she tasks me not

ease my weary head puts my soul to bed

see these truths in the smoke

my fire.....her smoke

[ELVIS]

Spare us...

[clarathecarrot]

I have no prose for, the Kristy today.

We shall lament the past and partake of the herbs.

and laundry....or hang out by the pool.

Hey, the...let's get a pool!

Fuck the past

[Sum Ting Wong]

I want to make movie wit the Klisty. We call it Big Wang Fearry!

[Nickdfresh]

lmfao

[clarathecarrot]

poomahh

cgllllllllll.....poomahh

owws

eeeowsssss

poomahh

ok fine


poomahh

-The Kristy- lamentaions