You Can Set Your Watch To The Latest NFL Arrest

[Kristy]

Another over-paid, NFL star player turns out to be just another sad fuck up for society:

"Indianapolis Colts safety Joe Lefeged was arrested on gun-related charges after allegedly leading police on a brief chase in Washington D.C. early this morning, authorities said...facing charges of carrying a firearm without a license, carrying an unregistered firearm, carrying unregistered ammunition, presence of a firearm in a motor vehicle, and possession of an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle."

Okay, so he didn't kill anybody (yet) but with the ridiculous amount of money these asscrabs make you'd think they would have the common sense to go through legal qualifications for owning a god damn gun.



Okay NFL, who's next when it comes to guns?

[chefcraig]

Okay NFL, who's next when it comes to guns?

Not sure, but I'd be willing to bet that whomever he is, he once played for the University of Miami.

[sadaist]

asscrabs

omg so funny. I'm gonna start using that.

[ELVIS]

Fuck the N-wordFL, it's a joke...

I'm with Krusty on this...

[jhale667]

Fuck the N-wordFL

Gee, can't imagine why you get called a racist.

[flappo]

you lot always use the race card

[jhale667]

you lot always use the race card

He says, immediately after someone else drops a veiled N-bomb. Nice try.

[ELVIS]

The racism isn't contained in a word...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

cnn is doin' a special...

[ELVIS]

Is it "Breaking News" ??

God, I'm goad I don't have TV anymore...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is it "Breaking News" ??

God, I'm goad I don't have TV anymore...

http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2013/0...onight-7p-e-t/

[ELVIS]

cnn is doin' a special...

BTW, did you know CNN's prime time viewership is only 654,000 ??

That's prime time...

It's a fraction of that during the day...

Literally nobody is watching...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

BTW, did you know CNN's prime time viewership is only 654,000 ??

That's prime time...

It's a fraction of that during the day...

Literally nobody is watching...

(in my best johnny carson voice) i did not know that

[ELVIS]

[Kristy]

I'll admit there are those times when I've played the race car card.

[ELVIS]

And the female card...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

towards the car, uuuugly, and i'm a ford guy

[chefcraig]

towards the car, uuuugly, and i'm a ford guy

Sgt. Charles Biddle: Jack Benteen. Texas Ranger.

Sgt. Larry McRose: Yeah, big son of a bitch, ain't he?

Maj. Paul Hackett: You thinking about taking him on?

Sgt. Larry McRose: Might be fun. Always did hate cops.

Maj. Paul Hackett: What do you have against cops?

Sgt. Larry McRose: Once one hit me.

Maj. Paul Hackett: And?

Sgt. Larry McRose: He died.

Sgt. Charles Biddle: You snuffed a cop?

Sgt. Larry McRose: No, his mother-in-law backed over him by mistake in her LTD, which is why I like Fords.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Sgt. Charles Biddle: Jack Benteen. Texas Ranger.

Sgt. Larry McRose: Yeah, big son of a bitch, ain't he?

Maj. Paul Hackett: You thinking about taking him on?

Sgt. Larry McRose: Might be fun. Always did hate cops.

Maj. Paul Hackett: What do you have against cops?

Sgt. Larry McRose: Once one hit me.

Maj. Paul Hackett: And?

Sgt. Larry McRose: He died.

Sgt. Charles Biddle: You snuffed a cop?

Sgt. Larry McRose: No, his mother-in-law backed over him by mistake in her LTD, which is why I like Fords.

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