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  1. 07-01-2013, 03:11 PM #1
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    You Can Set Your Watch To The Latest NFL Arrest

    Another over-paid, NFL star player turns out to be just another sad fuck up for society:

    "Indianapolis Colts safety Joe Lefeged was arrested on gun-related charges after allegedly leading police on a brief chase in Washington D.C. early this morning, authorities said...facing charges of carrying a firearm without a license, carrying an unregistered firearm, carrying unregistered ammunition, presence of a firearm in a motor vehicle, and possession of an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle."

    Okay, so he didn't kill anybody (yet) but with the ridiculous amount of money these asscrabs make you'd think they would have the common sense to go through legal qualifications for owning a god damn gun.



    Okay NFL, who's next when it comes to guns?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post

    Okay NFL, who's next when it comes to guns?
    Not sure, but I'd be willing to bet that whomever he is, he once played for the University of Miami.









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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    asscrabs




    omg so funny. I'm gonna start using that.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
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  4. 07-02-2013, 01:30 PM #4
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    Fuck the N-wordFL, it's a joke...

    I'm with Krusty on this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Fuck the N-wordFL


    Gee, can't imagine why you get called a racist.
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    you lot always use the race card
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    Quote Originally Posted by flappo View Post
    you lot always use the race card


    He says, immediately after someone else drops a veiled N-bomb. Nice try.
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    The racism isn't contained in a word...
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    cnn is doin' a special...
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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    Is it "Breaking News" ??

    God, I'm goad I don't have TV anymore...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Is it "Breaking News" ??

    God, I'm goad I don't have TV anymore...
    http://outfront.blogs.cnn.com/2013/0...onight-7p-e-t/
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    cnn is doin' a special...
    BTW, did you know CNN's prime time viewership is only 654,000 ??

    That's prime time...

    It's a fraction of that during the day...

    Literally nobody is watching...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    BTW, did you know CNN's prime time viewership is only 654,000 ??

    That's prime time...

    It's a fraction of that during the day...

    Literally nobody is watching...
    (in my best johnny carson voice) i did not know that
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    I'll admit there are those times when I've played the race car card.

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    And the female card...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    towards the car, uuuugly, and i'm a ford guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    towards the car, uuuugly, and i'm a ford guy

    Sgt. Charles Biddle:     Jack Benteen. Texas Ranger.

    Sgt. Larry McRose: Yeah, big son of a bitch, ain't he?

    Maj. Paul Hackett: You thinking about taking him on?

    Sgt. Larry McRose: Might be fun. Always did hate cops.

    Maj. Paul Hackett: What do you have against cops?

    Sgt. Larry McRose:     Once one hit me.

    Maj. Paul Hackett:     And?

    Sgt. Larry McRose: He died.

    Sgt. Charles Biddle: You snuffed a cop?

    Sgt. Larry McRose: No, his mother-in-law backed over him by mistake in her LTD, which is why I like Fords.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post

    Sgt. Charles Biddle:     Jack Benteen. Texas Ranger.

    Sgt. Larry McRose: Yeah, big son of a bitch, ain't he?

    Maj. Paul Hackett: You thinking about taking him on?

    Sgt. Larry McRose: Might be fun. Always did hate cops.

    Maj. Paul Hackett: What do you have against cops?

    Sgt. Larry McRose:     Once one hit me.

    Maj. Paul Hackett:     And?

    Sgt. Larry McRose: He died.

    Sgt. Charles Biddle: You snuffed a cop?

    Sgt. Larry McRose: No, his mother-in-law backed over him by mistake in her LTD, which is why I like Fords.
    two threads with one quote
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