ELVIS has left the building...

[LoungeMachine]

No, he opened an actual place across the street.

Here's the episode

[Phil theStalker]

No, he opened an actual place across the street.

Here's the sordid seedy episode

STRIPPER OWNER
...........................................Guts of Indigestion.................................

"Waita, deer'r a puBIK hare INa mmmy sooop! ANd I did/nt evun kiss her."


Da mmore dis MILFy taLKs da mmmore I wanna bonk 'er!!! SumtHing seXXXy aboot a re/tARded old bitch. She/s so dumb Da oNLy thing betta wood bee aff she did'nt speek aNy EngLESH at aLL.

Wot a sillY beotch! sHADDap aND SUX I sayes!

Shee mmust bee WET aLL da time.

[Seshmeister]

Fucking hell they have made 90 of these now!!!!????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen_Nightmares#Season_7:_2014

It's the exact same plot every single time.

Ramsey goes to restaurant
Tries food - hates it
Waitress agrees
Checks kitchen - hates it
Argument with chef
They overload the restaurant with too many customers(who are not real, production company pays them)
Meltdown hopefully tears and much shouting
Ramsey redoes the menu reducing it to a much smaller number of dishes and they spend some cash on a makeover
Relaunch, minor blip everyone hugs.

90 fucking times now?

I've seen about 10 and that was too many. The disclaimers in the credits are 500 words long.

[chefcraig]

Fucking hell they have made 90 of these now!!!!????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen_Nightmares#Season_7:_2014

It's the exact same plot every single time.

Ramsey goes to restaurant
Tries food - hates it
Waitress agrees
Checks kitchen - hates it
Argument with chef
They overload the restaurant with too many customers(who are not real, production company pays them)
Meltdown hopefully tears and much shouting
Ramsey redoes the menu reducing it to a much smaller number of dishes and they spend some cash on a makeover
Relaunch, minor blip everyone hugs.

90 fucking times now?

I've seen about 10 and that was too many. The disclaimers in the credits are 500 words long.

Fuck a flying duck...same set up for Bar Rescue, except the waitresses/barmaids seem to have larger chests, thus increasing the interest of the casual, male viewer.

[Seshmeister]

Ramsey is a complete bullshitter too.

He's been claiming for years he played professional first team soccer for one of the biggest teams here even in his biography and it's a complete lie he was let go because of injury long before he made it to that level.

He was caught out using a central out of town factory producing food for a bunch of his restaurants in London which was then sent by van and reheated onsite. Can you imagine the fake reaction he would put on for the cameras if he found someone else doing that on his show.

Meh. He's not all bad and I do regularly use a couple of his recipes.

[twonabomber]

Fuck a flying duck...same set up for Bar Rescue, except the waitresses/barmaids seem to have larger chests, thus increasing the interest of the casual, male viewer.

I have to laugh every time they say "research shows..." because 90% of the time when I go to a bar I know what I'm getting, whether it is a drink or food. I don't care if a menu item is in big flashing LED lights, or how many times something is recommended to me...I am getting something similar to what I get elsewhere.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

For what it's worth, my oldest boy has worked for him for about three years now at his Vegas restaurant (the steakhouse, not the sports bar in Caesar's) and doesn't have a bad thing to say about him....

[Seshmeister]

Ramsay?

[philouze]

Yeah Sesh. VA already mentioned it a couple years ago.. I remember, cause I was part of the discussion. Fakkin 'ell..

[Dan]

sunday afternoons in the pool watchin' that channel is fun. i joke with the wife about john walkin' into her bar one day

Best Fooking Bar South Of The Border,Brother.

[Dan]

somebody better scrub the sheep pen before he gets here

Sheep Pen Ready and Lube Is Ready On Is......................................

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Yeah Sesh. VA already mentioned it a couple years ago.. I remember, cause I was part of the discussion. Fakkin 'ell..

Yeah, Ramsay isn't there all that often, but when he does he's usually pretty friendly with the staff....

I believe my son told me last time he was there he and David Beckham brought their families in there for a birthday dinner.... Closed down the entire upstairs part of the joint....

[Seshmeister]

They would have been able to discuss why both of their girlfriends weren't as hot as their wives...

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

i said hi to david bekum wonce. he called me a cunt and told me to fuckof
german asshole

[cadaverdog]

At least my bro cadaverdog comes by to help out with washing the dishes every so often. It pays to have friends you can trust.

Whatcu talkn' bout Willis?