ELVIS has left the building...

[cadaverdog]

Turns out you're just a douche repeating Team Butthurt's lies.

The new bass player was the one who said they fired him. Ask him yourself. He doesn't even know dickhead. Why would he lie?

[TFM_Dale]

The new bass player was the one who said they fired him. Ask him yourself. He doesn't even know dickhead. Why would he lie?

Why would you guys hunt him down and ask him? Kind of fucked up, sort of stalky in a gay obsessed way.

[BITEYOASS]

That's not very nice. The man's been through enough already from you mean people. You're not gonna have Elvis to kick around any longer.
BTW: I was typing this when Warf posted that. I think it's quite touching.

Yeah, I'll miss my heel! Me and Elvis were like the fuckin' Randy Savage vs. The Iron Sheik of the Roth Army.

[cadaverdog]

Why would you guys hunt him down and ask him? Kind of fucked up, sort of stalky in a gay obsessed way.

Stalk him? He answered a question on Facebook moron. I think you have a gay stalky obsession with me.

[BITEYOASS]

Here's an interpretation of how I verbally PWNED Elvis a few weeks ago:

[TFM_Dale]

Stalk him? He answered a question on Facebook moron. I think you have a gay stalky obsession with me.

Ummmm, one of you homos had to find the guy and ask him, even on Facebook.

[jhale667]

Ummmm, one of you homos had to find the guy and ask him, even on Facebook.

More pesky facts getting in the way of the narrative!

[Sensible Shoes]

So if Elvis quit, why was he here 10:30 this morning?

[LoungeMachine]

So if Elvis quit, why was he here 10:30 this morning?

They all "quit"



Then they spend 15 minutes posting at The Lurks about us and this place.....

And then they come back.

[Dr. Love]

At least do one last post saying ****** for old times sake

[LoungeMachine]

Stalk him? He answered a question on Facebook moron. I think you have a gay stalky obsession with me.

Not that it matters, but I quit.

So did the 5 guys that were in the band before me. That's right, in 4 years they've had 3 bassists, 2 drummers, and 3 guitarists. Everyone eventually quits. But certain people like to claim he fired them.



Having never been in a band situation, you probably won't understand this. Maybe someone you know has been in a band and can explain it to you. Slowly. With small words.

[LoungeMachine]

At least do one last post saying ****** for old times sake

He saves that one for when he wants to be BANNED.

[LoungeMachine]

99% of the members here have never played in a band. Are you better than all them too?

I doubt your % but you're missing the point [again]

99% of members don't put down music of the members that are/have been in bands, recorded, toured.

Jesus Christ ELBOW even puts down the musical career of Ray Luzier

As if ELBOW could ever do 1/10th as much in the business



Get it now, Clem?

[DLR Bridge]

So if Elvis quit, why was he here 10:30 this morning?

I predict this (quitting) will be tough for him. Like leaving his eldest dog in the middle of the road and then driving away. Not gonna happen.

[Von Halen]

So if Elvis quit, why was he here 10:30 this morning?

You are turning into our resident antagonist.

Maybe you should go smoke a bowl with Kristy.