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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    I have a joke.

    Q: Knock, knock?

    What's the difference between a bucket of shit and warf?

    A: nothing,
    Shit can be used as fertilizer, does warf have a use?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Shit can be used as fertilizer, does warf have a use?
    Well, somebody has to pick up the discarded McDonald's bags, old newspapers and bent beer cans at the side of the road during work release programs.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Well, somebody has to pick up the discarded McDonald's bags, old newspapers and bent beer cans at the side of the road during work release programs.
    He would just get flaps or cdog to do it anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    He would just get flaps or cdog to do it anyway
    Possibly, yet you are overlooking the fact that neither of them guys were born with opposable thumbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    I have a joke.

    Q: Knock, knock?

    What's the difference between a bucket of shit and warf?

    A: nothing,
    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Shit can be used as fertilizer, does warf have a use?

    Come on guys, we didn't want them to come over here and stir shit with dead bodies and commercials, now they aren't doing it anymore, let's just let it go.
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Come on guys, we didn't want them to come over here and stir shit with dead bodies and commercials, now they aren't doing it anymore, let's just let it go.
    I agree Envy. If you want to talk shit to Warf, go to his turf to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Come on guys, we didn't want them to come over here and stir shit with dead bodies and commercials, now they aren't doing it anymore, let's just let it go.
    Like we have any control over that, all it takes is a bottle of cheap booze and tah dah! Instant asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    I agree Envy. If you want to talk shit to Warf, go to his turf to do it.
    I was only talking to Nick, he started it lol.

    I hear ya Von, I do try not to, little smug rodent just irritates me though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Like we have any control over that, all it takes is a bottle of cheap booze and tah dah! Instant asshole.
    Yeah, but no need to provoke anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Yeah, but no need to provoke anything.
    Damn Swedes, so polite and neutral

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Damn Swedes, so polite and neutral
    Hahahaha It even bothers me at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    little smug rodent just irritates me though.
    Who? Smugmeister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saint View Post
    Or you could give Flappo creative input on some Popgear
    it wasn't that creative...
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Damn Swedes, so polite and neutral



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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Not in the least, "Chef"



    Nothing you do burns anything. Except maybe the toast. And the hashbrowns.......
    I'm not that bad with the toaster, but you are correct, those fucking hash browns kill me every time, even the frozen ones.

    Thanks for the input, "Lung."

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I'm not that bad with the toaster, but you are correct, those fucking hash browns kill me every time, even the frozen ones.

    Thanks for the input, "Lung."
    Are you a Waffle House chef, Chef?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Are you a Waffle House chef, Chef?
    Nah, that actually requires some skills. I'm CIA certified, which means that the diploma, a bucket of suds and a hose qualify me to wash yer car in the driveway. Apparently, I was so fucked up at the time during the early 1990s that I thought I was joining a different branch of the CIA...man, was I disappointed to find out I could carry around a bag of knives, but no Walther PPK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    it wasn't that creative...
    i don't need anyone's help on my popgear , thx

    certainly not on this site , lol

    the rb , maybe - then again there's a lot of creative types over there

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Like we have any control over that, all it takes is a bottle of cheap booze and tah dah! Instant asshole.
    Hey now! I never drink cheap booze! You take that back. Instant asshole? That's a GOOD night if I'm drinking tequila...

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    But never, ever CHEAP tequila! I wouldn't douche my asshole with Jose Cuervo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Hey now! I never drink cheap booze! You take that back. Instant asshole? That's a GOOD night if I'm drinking tequila...



    You know I wasn't talking about you lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    But never, ever CHEAP tequila! I wouldn't douche my asshole with Jose Cuervo...
    Of course this begs the question.........

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Of course this begs the question.........

    I prefer Patrón® for ass douching. It's okay, Don Julio is too good for my ass though...

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    Wouldn't that give you worms?

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    I don't feel like reading 13 pages right now...So, the condensed version? Did ELVIS really go? I don't know if I care...I think he hates me anyway.
    I just find it hard to believe that he was serious in doing an "Im leaving" thread. I thought those went out the window a decade ago!
    ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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    He's gone but his aliases may remain.

    Sent from my LG-P505 using Tapatalk 2

    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet Irony View Post
    I just find it hard to believe that he was serious in doing an "Im leaving" thread. I thought those went out the window a decade ago!
    Well you know, nostalgia covered googles and all......
    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    See ya, Army...

    It was fun while it lasted...


    Adios, fucko!

    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Just get the memo, gurlyman ??

    And no shoes, I had no aliases...

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    alia?

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    What the fuck are you doing here, Elbow?

    You said you were leaving.

    Go suck off Cadaverfucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Just get the memo, gurlyman ??

    And no shoes, I had no aliases...
    Unlike you, I have a life and don't live online like you do...

    Why not go out in a ball of fire by starting your ultimate racial hate thread?
    Hell, just apologize, say 10 hail Mary's and you'll probably be made a Mod again, fer cristsakes....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Hell, just apologize, say 10 hail Mary's and you'll probably be made a Mod again, fer cristsakes....
    Hell, just tell Jesus you're a sinner and you need Him and He will make you the man you wish you were...

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    You actually wished that you could become an asshat?

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    His wish was granted when he was born.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    See ya, Army...

    It was fun while it lasted...



    So, to answer my own question.....No. Hes not gone. Oooooh, double negative karma points for starting a 'Goodbye thread' and then not leaving!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Hell, just tell Jesus you're a sinner and you need Him and He will make you the man you wish you were...
    Sigh. Some of us were baptized as children for that to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    Sigh. Some of us were baptized as children for that to happen.
    Well, you were misled...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Well, you were misled...
    Nope. You are being misled even as we speak.

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    What was the line from the Jethro Tull song. If Jesus saves then he better save himself???

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