ELVIS has left the building...

[Nickdfresh]

Read it slowly bud , it's bound to help

Sometimes Elvis reads out loud and mouths the consonants a bit fast, you'll have to forgive him...

[VetteLS5]

some asshole smoking his pussy e-ciggy thing in a public place...

This I will admit I agree with. That said, aren't you about 70 days past due on your departure?

[ZahZoo]

Grandpa Double Z! Somebody discovered search engines
Seriously though, glad you have researched it, ecigs are not only gay but also dangerous, always good to know what you are dealing with.

No one has claimed e-cigarettes are 100% safe... nothing is.

But they are a significant form of harm reduction compared to smoking tobacco. They've allowed me to kick a 40 year habit for the last 22 months that nothing else has helped half as much. I've done significant research on these because the last thing I wanted was to substitute something with smoking that was half as bad... all recent real scientific data shows these present very little health risk overall.

[TFM_Dale]

You sound like an infomercial Double Z, I don't care how many easy payments it is, I'm not buying it

[ELVIS]

I don't see why not just grow some fucking balls and quit...

[ashstralia]

I don't see why not just grow some fucking balls and quit...

I've noticed a disturbing trend. You seem to get all your angry posts out on Saturday, right up until you get called for Sunday church. Would you like to discuss that? 😃

[Seshmeister]

I don't see why not just grow some fucking balls and quit...

That's what everyone keeps saying to you.

[ZahZoo]

I don't see why not just grow some fucking balls and quit...

As you've clearly demonstrated... the cycle of insincere attempts at quitting only to swiftly fail and fall back into an even deeper weak-tit relapse is a pathetic sight to observe.

I chose at least to evolve toward an improved state and retain some dignity rather than repeatedly making an embarrassing spectacle of myself on a public forum.

[TFM_Dale]

As you've clearly demonstrated... the cycle of insincere attempts at quitting only to swiftly fail and fall back into an even deeper weak-tit relapse is a pathetic sight to observe.

I chose at least to evolve toward an improved state and retain some dignity rather than repeatedly making an embarrassing spectacle of myself on a public forum.

Quitting smoking is very hard, all jokes aside I hope you are successful in kicking the habit 100%, even the e-cigs.

E, pretty sure this is Double Z 2 - E 0

[vandeleur]

I chose at least to evolve toward an improved state and retain some dignity rather than repeatedly making an embarrassing spectacle of myself on a public forum.

That is the most eloquent " fuck off " posted in a long time

[Dan]

pAGE 16.

[Diamondjimi]

Oh, I'm outta here...

You're just getting the privilege of watching me leave...

Still waiting.....

[DLR Bridge]

The pure irony is that this thread dates back to 7/13 and there are posters who are questioning Elvis' motives for leaving, who've actually left already, themselves.

[Diamondjimi]

Many vets have left the building and didn't exploit an attention whore thread doing it...

[Seshmeister]

If only it was just one thread...

[ELVIS]

I can start another one...

[chefcraig]

I can start another one...

Yeah, but it would be an uninspired spin-off, ya know? I mean come on...does anybody here remember After M.A.S.H.? It barely lasted three episodes.

[vandeleur]

Yeah, but it would be an uninspired spin-off, ya know? I mean come on...does anybody here remember After M.A.S.H.? It barely lasted three episodes.

I have been watching a lot of mash recently and it seems every group of people eventually pick up their own Frank Burns.

[chefcraig]

I have been watching a lot of mash recently and it seems every group of people eventually pick up their own Frank Burns.

[ELVIS]

Way to be on top of things...

[ELVIS]

But this time it will be much more niggardly than before...

[fraroc]

But this time it will be much more niggardly than before...

Paula Deen?

[Seshmeister]

I have been watching a lot of mash recently and it seems every group of people eventually pick up their own Frank Burns.

Hahaha perfect.

I'm so tempted to change his avatar from his 'oh so rebellious look at me racist doll' to Frank Burns.

It would immediately tell readers where he is coming from more than just knowing he's racist which is just one aspect of his persona.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

elvis reely haits black people. hes vary rasist

[Rikk]

Many vets have left the building and didn't exploit an attention whore thread doing it...

ELVIS (I know you're still reading every single post on this site, whether or not we've hit another sample of August 16, 1977)...

You've reached BIG TROUBLE circa 2004 level here. In fact, you've beaten it.

You started a goodbye thread. (SHEEP POINTS = 10)
You kept posting in it for a few pages. (SHEEP POINTS = 5)
You were still posting in it almost two years later. (SHEEP POINTS = 25)
Several other vets left this site during the time your thread was still receiving your participation (and bumping). (SHEEP POINTS = 20)
In the end, you refused to leave even after starting your goodbye thread, so they threw you out head first, partly for wishing the death of children, you piece of shit. (SHEEP POINTS = 50)

I'll do the calculating (since your three Oxycontins and four Xanax's you've taken tonight have probably turned you into a gibbering mess that is unable to use a calculator (but able to continue crying to your pastor that the computer enemies have failed Jesus again). That's 10 + 5 + 25 + 20 + 50 (+ another 10 for just being a piece of shit for making comments about aborting someone's children, you fucking tool) = 120 SHEEP POINTS

Man, I don't run the SHEEP PEN anymore, but if I did, I would recommend you be put in as SHEEP OF THE WEEK.

You love attention...

...man, I'm still giving it to you.

POJO and I once called this a "computer game." If you didn't actually like the game, you could just have turned it off. That's what I did last night when I got tired of my James Bond video game on my PS3. I bored me. I took the disc out.

If you're ever invited back, and you get bored and want to leave, do what I did: I left. I didn't tell anybody. I didn't even decide until after I'd made my last post. I just made some post, got bored and left. Didn't even tell anybody...

In fact, I think I did that a few times.

In fact, I probably will again.

Good to see you, ELVIS. Good to see you haven't changed. ("I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.")

[Kristy]

You love attention...

...man, I'm still giving it to you.

Just go to his trailer and blow him. But, you know, "don't tell anybody."

[DavidLeeNatra]

Is Elvis really banned? for what fucking reason?

[Kristy]

Do you live under a fucking rock?

[Angel]

Is Elvis really banned? for what fucking reason?

For a disgusting comment he made to Sesh about his children...


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[Dan]

Damn,Very Low Post Indeed.

[LoungeMachine]

For a disgusting comment he made to Sesh about his children...


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Can we PLEASE keep our kids out of the disgusting comments, and save those for the Canucks......



That's why we let them post here, right?......

[LoungeMachine]

Do you live under a fucking rock?

Do you live here?



More importantly.....are you going to borrow your roommate's car and pick Von up at the airport or not?

I'm sure he'll buy gas.

[twonabomber]

Is Elvis really banned? for what fucking reason?

For being a dick.
For trying to turn this site into InfoWars.
For being a cuntspiracy theorist.
For being from Louisiana.
For criticizing everyone's music and never posting his own.
For being a Malmsteen fan.


But mostly for being a dick.

[vandeleur]

He did post some of his music once , yeah we have all tried to wipe it from our memories.
It was out of tune and out of time but nicely recorded

[vandeleur]

In his bedroom.

[Angel]

Can we PLEASE keep our kids out of the disgusting comments, and save those for the Canucks......



That's why we let them post here, right?......

Go fuck yourself. Preferably up the ass with a rusty razor...


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[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Just go to his trailer and blow him. But, you know, "don't tell anybody."

Is Elvis really banned? for what fucking reason?

Do you live under a fucking rock?

die in a fire you drug addic hore

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Damn,Very Low Post Indeed.

bastard

[Rikk]

for being from louisiana.

[Kristy]

Do you live here?



More importantly.....are you going to borrow your roommate's car and pick Von up at the airport or not?

I'm sure he'll buy gas.

Oh look, it's F A T boy. Say, don't fret. I'm sure there are scientist growing chins in petri dishes with promising results.