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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Teams? What teams? Team butt hurt? Hambon is not a member of team butt hurt, I am so confused.
    Haha. Damn your quick. Took me a minute before insaw that and fixed, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Me too... Who hates who? And more importantly WHY??
    I don't hate anybody, plenty of people I don't like but as long as I don't stone them it is all good. We can't get into the why of it though, it is shiny happy people day at The Army

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    72% of the time......
    it works every time...
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Haha. Damn your quick. Took me a minute before insaw that and fixed, lol.
    I saw. I give up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Yes, ALWAYS!
    go back 50-100 of my posts and see if i'm within' the 72% parameter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    I saw. I give up...
    Don't give up, smile and be happy with us.

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    Excuse me, you have derailed the thread and not given Elvis the attention he craves, so he may really be gone now.

    YOU BASTARDS!

    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    Excuse me, you have derailed the thread and not given Elvis the attention he craves, so he may really be gone now.

    YOU BASTARDS!
    You are welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Me too... Who hates who? And more importantly WHY??
    I don't hate anyone. However, I am growing terribly impatient with my girlfriend.
    She still hasn't let me get to 5th base.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    You are welcome
    Covered yourself nicely with that one



    Half expected a "Your Welcome"
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    I don't hate anyone. However, I am growing terribly impatient with my girlfriend.
    She still hasn't let me get to 5th base.
    She let me....

    Which is probably why you hate ME

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    I don't hate anyone. However, I am growing terribly impatient with my girlfriend.
    She still hasn't let me get to 5th base.
    5th base?? What's that, anal?
    Eat Us And Smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    5th base?? What's that, anal?
    Socks



    Don't knock it ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Covered yourself nicely with that one



    Half expected a "Your Welcome"
    You two keep it up and I will start posting like socky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    She let me....

    Which is probably why you hate ME
    I probably would've hated you regardless, but that certainly doesn't help!

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    anal socks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    I don't hate anyone. However, I am growing terribly impatient with my girlfriend.
    She still hasn't let me get to 5th base.
    You should find a better girlfriend then
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    You should find a better girlfriend then
    subtle

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    subtle
    Haha, joke. I don't even know what 5th base is

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Haha, joke. I don't even know what 5th base is
    anal with or without a sock, i think

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    anal with or without a sock, i think
    Is this post you working on your nice 22%? Cause I'm not falling for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Haha, joke. I don't even know what 5th base is
    But you know what Ace of Base is, I bet....

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Is this post you working on your nice 22%? Cause I'm not falling for that.
    no, we should make a signal when it is a 20 percentile post...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    But you know what Ace of Base is, I bet....
    I saw the sign

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    You should both be banned for putting that horrid song in my head...
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guitar shark View Post
    you should both be banned for putting that horrid song in my head...
    i squandered a thanks for that one...

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    Goodby threads have always been very gay....Just saying...
    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    Goodby threads have always been very gay....Just saying...
    My owner was sad that Elvis was getting the attention, please forgive him, he is very emotional, sadly he needs more then a sock sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDOG'S SOCK View Post
    My owner was sad that Elvis was getting the attention, please forgive him, he is very emotional, sadly he needs more then a sock sometimes.
    Do you realize how disturbing that post is????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    Do you realize how disturbing that post is????
    Not as disturbing as my nightly routine, we are talking Dateline kind of shit.

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    OK, that was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    Goodby threads have always been very gay....Just saying...
    Only more so when they stick around to read what everyone is posting [ELVIS] or worse yet, coming back as an alias [SOCKFUCKER]


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Only more so when they stick around to read what everyone is posting [ELVIS] or worse yet, coming back as an alias [SOCKFUCKER]

    My owner has an alias? Do tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    But you know what Ace of Base is, I bet....
    She does, I fear...

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    Please deposit this thread into me....probably need to flush twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by The shitter View Post
    Please deposit this thread into me....probably need to flush twice



    my owner tried flushing me once, luckily I stuck to his hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    anal with or without a sock, i think
    You can have anal sex WITHOUT the sock??? That's just sick
    Last edited by envy_me; 07-10-2013 at 03:58 AM.

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    envy_me likes anal,Damn.
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    Page 9.

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    Perhaps Elvis has become a victim of the in-house solar kill shot drive-by?

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