Shit TV That Needs To Die

[envy_me]

Hmmm.... wonder which channel would air a "FORD's Beercyclopedia" TV show?

Pay me to drink microbrews on camera and review them?

Food channel? Travel channel? Spike? Seriously, let's make it happen.....

I'd watch that

[Kristy]

I managed to briefly witnessed two new horrible train wrecks on the Crotch Network last night. One starred Seth Green as a...? I have no idea. 30 seconds into the dialogue I hit the mute and listened to Simple Minds instead. No idea on the plot, character development for I believe this show doesn't possess any. Should be cancelled alone for having Martin Mull walking on set with no fucking shirt on. That image is still giving me nightmares. The other starred that annoying little Jewish shit from SNL who plays a New York cop with just about every other deplorable b-sitcom actor available to embarrass themselves further for b-sitcom actor pay. Hopefully, both will be gone by early October.

I don't know. Maybe these shows are aimed at a younger, "hip" audience coming on the success of my favorite cunt queen Zooey Deschanel and her totally unrealistic and drop-by-drop cliched to death crap she called "New Girl" which is really a modern Mary Tyler Moore with cellphones and poorly written condom jokes. Someone should really tell the suits at Crotch that Zooey was a fluke not a formula so please, no more shows similar, okay?

[Kristy]

And Zooey, if you happen to be reading this, you can blow me while I shove a rose-colored candy cane up my ass made out of splinters and razor blades because you're just that painful to me.

[twonabomber]

The local paper's TV writer didn't like the Seth Green show, either, but ranted about the Andy Samberg cop show.

I slept right through both of them.

[binnie]

Not sure I agree with The Big Bang Theory (although it's not as good as it once was.....), but many of the shows mentioned here are terrible.

2 Broke Girls, How I Met Your Mother, and the The Mindy Project are all terrible - it's like a series of jokes not deemed good enough to be used in other sitcoms. New Girl is just.........weird. Almost surreal in places, and with characters so unrealistic you just don't care about them.

[Hardrock69]

You people are pathetic. You actually thought some of this crap might be worth watching?

Fuck sit-coms. They are nothing more these days than recycled worn-out joke-fests with predictable and unrealistic bullshit plots. I refuse to waste my time even thinking of dreaming of considering the possibility of wanting to watch such loser-fare.......

[envy_me]

So, what's the worst show you have ever watched?

The worst show I have ever watched was so bad I still remember it sometimes and shiver with disgust. It was a sitcom called All Of Us and it was about a black family and jealous ex-wife and a "cute" kid. Created by Will Smith and his hag of a wife. GOD I hate it with passion.

[Zing!]

You people are pathetic. You actually thought some of this crap might be worth watching?

Fuck sit-coms. They are nothing more these days than recycled worn-out joke-fests with predictable and unrealistic bullshit plots. I refuse to waste my time even thinking of dreaming of considering the possibility of wanting to watch such loser-fare.......

That's exactly how I feel about Big Bang Theory. Fuck that show and every other corporate laugh track shitcom.

[vandeleur]

Nah Big Bang theory is cool but viva le difference
Plus I am hypnotised by penny's tits .... Just thought I would share that .

To be honest I don't watch much tv so am probably not a great judge of stuff .

And am married I get called pathetic all the time and ignore it

[vandeleur]

Actually the only regular stuff I make a point of watching is breaking bad and the walking dead .

[Zing!]

People kept telling me "you gotta watch Big Bang Theory, it's so YOU!" So I watched it. If that's me, then shoot me and put me out of my misery. But yeah - to each his/her own. I'll stick with Walking Dead.

[envy_me]

People kept telling me "you gotta watch Big Bang Theory, it's so YOU!" So I watched it. If that's me, then shoot me and put me out of my misery. But yeah - to each his/her own. I'll stick with Walking Dead.

I hate that show too. I still watch it sometimes, cause I work in a shop, so when I have been talking to people all day, I just wanna come home, put something really simple and stupid on, that requires absolutely no brain activity, just to have something moving in front of me while I think of other things.

[Kristy]

I saw something of a turd last night called 'Community'



Just a terrible, deplorable show that I guess has been around for years. Last night was the first I have ever heard of it. Most gawd-awful writing, acting and production. Alison Brie, what a waste of talent.

I'm still saving myself for what mindless tripe the CW will offer up on their shitty, unwatchable tweeny over-commercialized network. Most likely it'll be cliched vampires, ghost, and other sci-fi malarkey.

[fraroc]

You people are pathetic. You actually thought some of this crap might be worth watching?

Fuck sit-coms. They are nothing more these days than recycled worn-out joke-fests with predictable and unrealistic bullshit plots. I refuse to waste my time even thinking of dreaming of considering the possibility of wanting to watch such loser-fare.......

I'd really hate to be a dick but who the hell are you to judge what other people like?


And Krusty, is there anything that you actually DO like?

[Zing!]

And Krusty, is there anything that you actually DO like?

Pot tea?

[Northern Girl]

who the hell are you to judge what other people like?

Are you new here? That's the way it works. No one is allowed to like what they like unless it's approved by a 95% majority!

[Kristy]

Pot tea?

I made some more..in fact last night. Forgotten all about it.

Thanks.

[Nickdfresh]

I made some more..in fact last night. Forgotten all about it.

Thanks.

Because pothead stoner hippies tend to forget things....

[Kristy]

Right you are Niki Wiki.

I'll be sure to Wikipedia on how to not to forget things

[Kristy]

Vote. They're all shit:

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/201...4-poll/203438/

[envy_me]

They are showing MASH here right now. Our programming feels so fresh...

[BITEYOASS]

"Drunk As Fuck!" needs to be a regular series:

[envy_me]

"Agent Hotchner" is on not less but 2 channels at the same time right now. Does the guy ever smile???

[Kristy]

What in the fuck this shit I watched last night..? Something about a MILF who becomes a coach of a suburban little league baseball team. Had some pretty strong language for a show aimed at 30-something soccer moms and their F A T children high on candy and Ritalin.

[Northern Girl]

The first episode of Hostages was pretty good last week. On at 9 tonight on CBS.

[Northern Girl]

Still time to watch the 1st episode...

http://www.cbs.com/shows/hostages/video/