Im leaving threads.

[cadaverdog]

You know something? You guys are right. posting an I'm leaving thread and then coming back is stupid. I have a better idea.


To whom it may concern,
Take your web site and shove it up your ass.
Cadaverdog.

That way you'll be banned for life and you won't be able to come back.
I should have done that years ago. Bye.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hi cadaverdog and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

[FORD]

Now look what you did, Socky..... got the poor bot all confused

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You know something? You guys are right. posting an I'm leaving thread and then coming back is stupid. I have a better idea.


To whom it may concern,
Take your web site and shove it up your ass.
Cadaverdog.

That way you'll be banned for life and you won't be able to come back.
I should have done that years ago. Bye.

who is gonna be banned?

[Zing!]

who is gonna be banned?

Beats me. I'm confused. Who's shoving what where?

[LoungeMachine]

I'm confused....

[LoungeMachine]

I think c-dog just called ELVIS stupid.

And he wants us to shove the site up our asses.



The rest makes no sense....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I think c-dog just called ELVIS stupid.

And he wants us to shove the site up our asses.



The rest makes no sense....

elvis does?

[LoungeMachine]

This isn't about elvis.

C-Dog is upset, and we should listen.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

This isn't about elvis.

C-Dog is upset, and we should listen.

you fix that cooler yet?

[LoungeMachine]

Cdog has left the building

[LoungeMachine]

you fix that cooler yet?

I don't fix coolers....

I call a guy. He comes and fixes the cooler.

Then he takes all my money.



Beer Cooler Repairmen make more than I do

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ok, so c-dog is the metaphorical dog that elvis left in the road?

[Zing!]

you fix that cooler yet?

All you need is a microphone and a spotlight today. Gold.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I don't fix coolers....

I call a guy. He comes and fixes the cooler.

Then he takes all my money.



Beer Cooler Repairmen make more than I do

the walk in at the wifey's bar took a shit last week, at 120 outside, those repairmen make huge cash this time of year.

[LoungeMachine]

I saw a hooker on the highway yesterday, I pulled over and she said for $150 she'd do ANYTHING I want.....



I asked her if she knew Bev-Air Systems well.

[TFM_Dale]

ok, so c-dog is the metaphorical dog that elvis left in the road?

Hell if I know, you usually explain this shit to me, where is my fucking beer at?

[LoungeMachine]

This isn't about you and your fucking beer, Dale....

Our friend cdog is upset.



Let's see if we can fix this together, ok?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

c-dog! grab a beer and let's all talk

[TFM_Dale]

Socky, er, damn it, cdog. Please don't leave us, we promise to let you pee where you want to and will keep you in fresh socks forever. Please find it in your heart to forgive us.

Now can I get a fuckin beer?

[LoungeMachine]

Sure, but they're warm.....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Sure, but they're warm.....

you have the floating ice pitcher cooler things?

[TFM_Dale]

Sure, but they're warm.....

I'll take what I can get while working. Watched into the wild again last night, for some reason I find myself watching it every so often, the thought of no responsibility, no job, absolute freedom is a wonderful thought until the end of the movie when he eats the wrong shit and dies cold and alone. I bet Elvis would say the government funded the movie, another type of mind control. All these goodbyes are making me sad.

OK, beer me.

[LoungeMachine]

I have 50 different micros and imports in da bottle....

But NO cold DRAUGHT beers right now....



He's coming this afternoon.

[LoungeMachine]

I'll take what I can get while working. Watched into the wild again last night, for some reason I find myself watching it every so often, the thought of no responsibility, no job, absolute freedom is a wonderful thought until the end of the movie when he eats the wrong shit and dies cold and alone. I bet Elvis would say the government funded the movie, another type of mind control. All these goodbyes are making me sad.

OK, beer me.

Alone In The Wilderness is my personal fave...

That Dick Proeneke guy was incredible. Reminded me of my grandpa. He made everything by hand as well.



I love that movie

[PETE'S BROTHER]

...i'm entering threads.

[LoungeMachine]

I assumed "Threads" was the name of the Dept. Store c-dog worked at, and he gave his 2-week notice today.

[TFM_Dale]

Alone In The Wilderness is my personal fave...

That Dick Proeneke guy was incredible. Reminded me of my grandpa. He made everything by hand as well.



I love that movie

I'll have to check it out. My wife is a 3D junky and we end up watching those most of the time. I like it to but a lot of the movies I like are not available in 3D, oh well, some people have actual problems.

[LoungeMachine]

You haven't seen Alone in the Wilderness??????



Dude, you MUST. Like now.

[TFM_Dale]

You haven't seen Alone in the Wilderness??????



Dude, you MUST. Like now.

Do you know if it is on Netflix? If not I can check "gasp" a video store lol.

[envy_me]

I don't understand this. I am not very good at English. Is he leaving or what is the ts about?

[Zing!]

If not I can check "gasp" a video store

What's that?

[TFM_Dale]

I don't understand this. I am not very good at English. Is he leaving or what is the ts about?

I believe he took his socks and went home but I'm not sure on that yet, PB is my cdog translator.

[envy_me]

I believe he took his socks and went home but I'm not sure on that yet, PB is my cdog translator.

Oh, you didn't get it either? Glad I'm not the only one

[PETE'S BROTHER]

What's that?

i saw one by our house the other day

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I believe he took his socks and went home but I'm not sure on that yet, PB is my cdog translator.

i think we are all banned "to" the army...

[TFM_Dale]

What's that?

I hear they rent DVDs, my home theater will probably laugh at a DVD now.

[Zing!]

I don't understand this. I am not very good at English. Is he leaving or what is the ts about?

Let me explain: Dale & Pete's Bro are drinking warm beer because Lounge's cooler broke down and C-Dog quit his job at Threads.

[Zing!]

i saw one by our house the other day

It didn't say "Adult" on the sign did it?

[TFM_Dale]

It didn't say "Adult" on the sign did it?

He wouldn't know, he just parks and enters from the back, saves him some time.