Star Trek: The Next Suckeration was always a painful watch. Thin plots, bad actors, cheesy terminology even the special effects sucked. Now I'm no "Trekkie" because those people are helpless citizens who suffer from severe social issues of sexual identity and social function - kind of like a David Lee Roth fan only with a job. Anyway, The Next Suckeration blew elephant dung out of Gene Roddenbery's asshole because of this actor/character:
"Pull my finger, Kirk!"
An alleged Shakespearian limey stage mouse with a faggy frog name. Picard was a asshole because:
1. He rarely readied his weapon systems aways wanting to talk things out. No wonder Worf always wanted to kick his ass.
2. He could have "nailed" fine Beta-Zoid prime estate pussy but choose not to because he was secretly gay for that black enginner with a Fram air filter worn as a fashion accessory or some god damn thing.
3. He was a fan of the 90s band Deep Blue Something
4. "Make it so.." is really condescending to your crew, who you know, spent a lot of money and time blowing politicians to get into Starfleet Academy.
He was a fascist because
1. He wore red which under conspiracy theorist conjecture red is the counter-color of subliminal fascism (i.e., black)
2. He told The Borg to go fuck themselves when all they wanted to do was turn the Final Frontier into another Wal-Mart shopping center so that the Ferengi and Bojaran could fill up their starships with all sorts of Chinese slave labor manufactured garbage like everyone else and instead instituted the "Federation" guidelines of their own NSA-sponsered spying and drone striking in order to crush the Romulan Empire. Yeah, we all know the Romulans are the Taliban of the 24th Century; the "terrorists", the "bad guys", the perpetual enemy pigeon-holed in a war one can never win but always keeps the "Federation of Planets" in fear.
3. He sent money to the George Zimmerman defense fund.
Fuck this. I hate having downtime in between getting high. Makes me write crap like this.