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    Fundagelicals mail a vibrator to Batshit Bachmann

    Conservative Christian group mailed vibrator to Michele Bachmann: report

    By Eric W. Dolan



    A conservative Christian political consulting firm nearly gifted Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R) with a vibrator, according to court documents obtained by BuzzFeed.

    The CEO of Strategy Group for Media, Rex Elsass, reportedly sent “female pleasure machines” to Bachmann by accident.

    In hopes of helping with her migraines, Elsass intended to purchase an electronic head massager for the conservative congresswoman. He sent an employee off to buy the device, but the employee purchased something a bit different and mailed it to Bachmann.

    The electronic device did vibrate, but it apparently was not designed to be used on the head.

    Sources familiar with the incident told BuzzFeed that the Christian group intercepted the gift before Bachmann was able to open it.

    Strategy Group for Media was lucky. Bachmann would have likely been baffled and insulted by the gift.

    Though some conservative political advisers might believe Bachmann’s sex appeal makes her a strong candidate, the congresswoman isn’t exactly known for her liberal views on sex.

    Bachmann advocates abstinence-only sexual education in public schools and pledged in 2011 to ban pornography if elected president.

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    Sure, she would've acted indignant for the press, but look who she's married to ... think she needs one. A high-powered one at that.


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    Nah! He was scared straight
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