Remember That Fucking Comet?

[Kristy]

ISON (I Suck On Nerds) is starting to make news again as summer slowly dissolves into well, whatever the fuck summer slowly dissolves in.



"Comet ISON will come within 800,000 miles (1.2 million km) of our sun’s surface on November 28. That’s over 100 times closer to the sun than Earth. This close pass to the sun might cause Comet ISON to break to pieces, and, if that happens, the comet might fizzle. Or ISON might emerge from perihelion bright enough to see easily with the eye, with a long comet tail that stretches across a quarter of the sky. Comets are notoriously unpredictable. Still, this comet is one you’ll want to watch."

http://earthsky.org/space/big-sun-di...acular-in-2013

Unpredictable but you'll still want to watch it...? Um, okay. So Ison is the Denver Broncos of astronomical proportions.

So what do all of you unfuckable cretins (I.e., KISS Fans) think? Is Ison gonna blow or blow? I say it will suck and then blow and then suck some more as the dirty "snowball" comes to its final climax with the sun. I am personally holding out that this is some sort of supernatural warning that all of mankind is gong to die off soon and that this fucking thing smashes right into the heart of Wisconsin. Imagine, a world without teatards, Rebecca Black or you living in it.

[ashstralia]

aww, kristy hatey, go and have a furious angry button flick with a gentle labia massage. it'll make you feel better.

ISON is gonna be the best comet anyone living has ever seen.

do you really have to sink to new levels of ignorant stupidity?
i think you're above that. maybe you don't. we're captains of our own ship though, so whatever.

i sound like a lefty hipster, but i'm a jackbooted paramilitary thug, lol...

[twonabomber]

Frehley's Comet?

[Kristy]

Maybe I just don't like comets, okay!? Deal with it, you bogan.

[twonabomber]

You calling me a fascinating beast? I kinda like that. Say something else, I'm getting hard.

[Kristy]

???

[twonabomber]

If that's some reverse psychology shit it ain't working.

[chefcraig]

OK, just to be clear...this thing will pretty much be the equivalent of a bunch of hillbillies drinking whatever's handy while sitting on the porch one hot, sweaty, mosquito-infested night, collectively oohing and ahhing over the bug zapper? Christ, here in my neck of the woods, we call that "quality time."

[ashstralia]

99% sure the bogan insult was directed at me.

rofl!

[twonabomber]

Oh.

Never mind.

[sadaist]

Maybe I just don't like comets, okay!? .

Comet is wayyyyy better than Ajax.

[chefcraig]

Comet is wayyyyy better than Ajax.

And whatever ya do, do NOT scrub a white enamel sink with a Brillo pad. Trust me, you'll NEVER be able to fix the scratches.

[Angel]

And whatever ya do, do NOT scrub a white enamel sink with a Brillo pad. Trust me, you'll NEVER be able to fix the scratches.

This is true. Trust me.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Comet is wayyyyy better than Ajax.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...49784469,d.cGE

[Kristy]

Anyway, I believe the original point of this thread was:

[Igosplut]

I think most of you guy are taking this WAY to seriously. The woman's funny and hands most of you your ass. What the fuck you want, unicorns and rainbows? Easy to take the common road, you outta be lucky you have someone with some spirit.....

[Angel]

I think most of you guy are taking this WAY to seriously. The woman's funny and hands most of you your ass. What the fuck you want, unicorns and rainbows? Easy to take the common road, you outta be lucky you have someone with some spirit.....

You forgot to mention intelligent.

[Seshmeister]

Fuck, looks like it broke up.

Once in a lifetime event, typical.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astro...ideo_chat.html

[fraroc]

Frehley's Comet?

Now I know, you've been cheating and lying all the time
I didn't know, you were going to be so unkind...

[ELVIS]

Fuck, looks like it broke up.

Krusty broke up ??

Figures...

Damn SSRIs...

[Kristy]

Krusty broke up ??

Figures...

Damn SSRIs...

You know, I won't ever hold out for the day when you can actually form an opinion that is entirely of your own making. You must love Alex Jone$ dick that I'll just bet, in your day, those cock sucker lips of yours had him panting like a rabid puppy.