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ISON (I Suck On Nerds) is starting to make news again as summer slowly dissolves into well, whatever the fuck summer slowly dissolves in.
"Comet ISON will come within 800,000 miles (1.2 million km) of our sun’s surface on November 28. That’s over 100 times closer to the sun than Earth. This close pass to the sun might cause Comet ISON to break to pieces, and, if that happens, the comet might fizzle. Or ISON might emerge from perihelion bright enough to see easily with the eye, with a long comet tail that stretches across a quarter of the sky. Comets are notoriously unpredictable. Still, this comet is one you’ll want to watch."
Unpredictable but you'll still want to watch it...? Um, okay. So Ison is the Denver Broncos of astronomical proportions.
So what do all of you unfuckable cretins (I.e., KISS Fans) think? Is Ison gonna blow or blow? I say it will suck and then blow and then suck some more as the dirty "snowball" comes to its final climax with the sun. I am personally holding out that this is some sort of supernatural warning that all of mankind is gong to die off soon and that this fucking thing smashes right into the heart of Wisconsin. Imagine, a world without teatards, Rebecca Black or you living in it.
"Comet ISON will come within 800,000 miles (1.2 million km) of our sun’s surface on November 28. That’s over 100 times closer to the sun than Earth. This close pass to the sun might cause Comet ISON to break to pieces, and, if that happens, the comet might fizzle. Or ISON might emerge from perihelion bright enough to see easily with the eye, with a long comet tail that stretches across a quarter of the sky. Comets are notoriously unpredictable. Still, this comet is one you’ll want to watch."
Unpredictable but you'll still want to watch it...? Um, okay. So Ison is the Denver Broncos of astronomical proportions.
So what do all of you unfuckable cretins (I.e., KISS Fans) think? Is Ison gonna blow or blow? I say it will suck and then blow and then suck some more as the dirty "snowball" comes to its final climax with the sun. I am personally holding out that this is some sort of supernatural warning that all of mankind is gong to die off soon and that this fucking thing smashes right into the heart of Wisconsin. Imagine, a world without teatards, Rebecca Black or you living in it.
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