Roth Army Vocab 101

[DONNIEP]

Hmmm...the plot thickens...

[Zing!]

Verily.

Love ya JC!

[LoungeMachine]

Are you sure you came up with that one?

Yep.

Positive.

[Dan]

Yes,Yes And Yes
Get A Hairy Dog Up You
How Rude
How Dare You
Pants Off

[Matt White]

"Exactly, exactly"

"Yes, yes and Yes"

"A-Cha-cha cha

[binnie]

My personal favorite was LARG

[Kristy]

"Die in a fire." was always a classic.

[DLR Bridge]

My personal favorite was LARG

I don't know that one, it reminds me of "larve" that I've seen Matt use. Think I've spoken that a time or two.

[DLR Bridge]

"Die in a fire." was always a classic.

That does have a nice bite to it. Have you ever actually said it to someone? And if so, how did they take it?

[Kristy]

Me: "So, I see you are a fan of classic Van Halen"

Cretin: "Dhat's ruight, stul got me muh 1984 World Tuoor t-shirt."

Me: "Impressive"

Cretin: Eem like 50 now and stul liv wih muh parents. But Ruth iz stul dah man!"

Me: "Tell me, have you considered dying in a fire? You know, just to thin out your psychosocial herd of chronically unemployed perpetual classic rock losers who double as failed musicans?"

Cretin" "Fuck yew, gunt! Fucking hipster. Guh lustun to yer Elvis Costello or Radioshed! Gunt! I'll rape yuoo wuth muh skis on!"

Me: "Radioshed..?"

Cretin: "Betcha gut one of dem vaccination shots. Nut unly are yeu a gunt yuew a sheeple. Alex Jones! Alex Jones!"

Me: "Here, have a book of matches. On me. No charge."

[twonabomber]

Go fuck a blender full of rusty razorblades.

That's not from this site, but I think it fits.

[ZahZoo]

Go fuck a blender full of rusty razorblades.

That's not from this site, but I think it fits.

There was a ton of those crafty little barbs that Catfish threw at me back at DDLR... always made me laugh.

Go shove a chainsaw up your homo ass!!

[Kristy]

Hey! "Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw!' was from me!

(And I stole that from the movie Heathers)

[Angel]

There was a ton of those crafty little barbs that Catfish threw at me back at DDLR... always made me laugh.

Go shove a chainsaw up your homo ass!!

Catfish-scumsucking bottom feeder.

[Mushroom]

Me: "So, I see you are a fan of classic Van Halen"

Cretin: "Dhat's ruight, stul got me muh 1984 World Tuoor t-shirt."

Me: "Impressive"

Cretin: Eem like 50 now and stul liv wih muh parents. But Ruth iz stul dah man!"

Me: "Tell me, have you considered dying in a fire? You know, just to thin out your psychosocial herd of chronically unemployed perpetual classic rock losers who double as failed musicans?"

Cretin" "Fuck yew, gunt! Fucking hipster. Guh lustun to yer Elvis Costello or Radioshed! Gunt! I'll rape yuoo wuth muh skis on!"

Me: "Radioshed..?"

Cretin: "Betcha gut one of dem vaccination shots. Nut unly are yeu a gunt yuew a sheeple. Alex Jones! Alex Jones!"

Me: "Here, have a book of matches. On me. No charge."

Personally, I like "blow me while hanging [in a noose, SIC] from a bridge"

That's the shit that turns me on. Kristy, I know you want me!

[flappo]

i hated catfish but at least he had game

he owned me and hitch at ddlr once

grate daze

[Von Halen]

i hated catfish but at least he had game

How ironic is it that Fuckfish is really a mud shark now?

[Kristy]

Personally, I like "blow me while hanging [in a noose, SIC] from a bridge"

Yeah, that was my better work from my psychoticspeak days*




*Which was only yesterday

[PETE'S BROTHER]

.....joe rogan

[Igosplut]

i hated catfish but at least he had game

he owned me and hitch at ddlr once

grate daze

Yep, me and Catfish went round and round for a few years. Just like you and I did back in what? 2003? And look where it all ends up. I took something wrong that Fish said to Von (in a joking manner) and went on the offensive, and it ends years later with a stalemate. just shows what most of this shit is worth......

[vandeleur]

I still like go fuck yourself with a chain saw

[Igosplut]

Catfish-scumsucking bottom feeder.

Catfish as his username was a good guy. We had nothing but the best at DDLR. Coarse probably wouldn't say that about me but oh well.....

[Angel]

Catfish as his username was a good guy. We had nothing but the best at DDLR. Coarse probably wouldn't say that about me but oh well.....

Scumsucking bottom feeder was my term for him when we had our little spat. I always liked him though.

[Igosplut]

Scumsucking bottom feeder was my term for him when we had our little spat. I always liked him though.

Yep he was an ass and went for the jugular, but sometimes that what the boards are.....

[Kristy]

Kirsten Dunst - banal posting (see: Hardrock 69) that keeps on weaving it way in more and more threads. Kirsten Dunst is the next step in going beyond ghey threads in that the subject is so god damn inane to begin with.

For exampie:

"Dude, ADKOT is a classic!"
"Slayer is da shit!"
"Alex Jone$"


Exemptions are criticisms against (filthy) hippies and metal fans.

[ODShowtime]

cunt. As part of other words - as "cuntsidered."

I like "cuntplaining" better.

[Zing!]

Wouldn't it be hot shit if Kristy turned out to be Kirsten Dunst?

I'd laugh.

[FORD]

Wouldn't it be hot shit if Kristy turned out to be Kirsten Dunst?

I'd laugh.

Well, they both apparently have a great appreciation of herbal medicines......

http://www.hightimes.com/read/dunst-...ne-smoked-weed

[Kristy]

Naw, she has F A T thighs. Gross.

[DLR Bridge]

What the what the?? That's fat?

[Kristy]

Fuck yeah, that's F A T. Also her breast look like they are literally hurting her.

[DLR Bridge]

Ok. Up until now, I always thought F A T thighs looked like this...

And breasts that might hurt one's self looked like this...

Thanks for setting me straight!

[Kristy]

That's just chronic obesity - a growing epidemic in this country.

[DLR Bridge]

That's just chronic obesity - a growing epidemic in this country.

Not that second one. You can't be obese with skinny legs, can ya?

Both images compliments of Walmart by the by. Thanks America.

[Kristy]

Yes. Thank you America. Great fucking Cabaret Voltaire tune!!! I love tunes about paranoia, corrupt religion and THE MAN fucking up pretty much everything. See...you can fuck to this:


Now here on the other hand is Kirsten Dunst music for retards and fuck ups. You cannot fuck to this, EVER! It's recorded in Dunst-O-Rama Sound. Banal as fuck - just like Hardrock 69

[Kristy]

Here's another exampie. Rat "The Premier" drummer Scabies and Co. totally and brilliantly revamp a rather obscure Arthur Lee tune and...whoa! What in the fuck is that!?!? A trumpet!?!? In a punk band!?



Now, here is the Kirsten Dunst-O-Rama versh: (it's pretty fucking retarded)

[Kristy]

Hardrock69 of course, loves the vids that are banal. And he has watched every Kirsten Dunst movie ever made and ever to be made. They inspire him to write banal posts on banal subjects.

[Kristy]

Here we have brilliance! Academy Award winning stuff! Total Kristy posts:


...and here we just have Kirsten Dunst (talking about her career) Total Hardrock69 posts:

[vandeleur]

Only you could post a song by the none sensible version of the band . That is total shit .

[FORD]

Definitely prefer the old school Damned myself......